How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[EnzoG]

Man ya'll over thinking this

It's too many options out there..

You could do that over the top type message if you want.

But I just message a chick one out of the two messages depending on how I feel

Either "how you doing? What's your name"

Or "what's your number"

Women know if they gonna talk to you off rip. Based on how you look

I'm not gonna try and convince a chick to talk to me lol. Real nikkas don't got time for that

I consider myself an average looking dude some chicks will drop their knees and answer a dude who looks attractive while us other dudes gotta put in a little bit more work

 

[Stuntone]

I hate when hoez message me and they have no full body pic.

I've been tricked a few times with this trickery and deception. Now I need to be able to clearly see what I'm dealing with. No blurry azz pic standing for away in the dark with baggy clothing.
A lot of big girls have a few shoulder up pics and tell you later for Body Type.

Don't fall for the tricks fellas.

 

[The_Sheff]

Ugly fat white bytches and 5s and below that I get matched up with get this as a first message, if they are offended then oh the hell well

nikkas on here some savages!

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

deleted my profile....bytches responding 1 time and disappearing Don't know how yall be eating off these sites but its a waste of time for me

 

[Exiled Martian]

I consider myself an average looking dude some chicks will drop their knees and answer a dude who looks attractive while us other dudes gotta put in a little bit more work

You kinda got a a valid point with the attraction aspect, that is why its important to take decent pictures depicting a bit of style & grown man stigma ...obviously make a note of highlighting this in your write up i.e get creative & just give the opposite sex something to anticipate about when they link you!

so what sort of opening messages are you using when you first hit up their inbox?

I hate when hoez message me and they have no full body pic.

I've been tricked a few times with this trickery and deception. Now I need to be able to clearly see what I'm dealing with. No blurry azz pic standing for away in the dark with baggy clothing.
A lot of big girls have a few shoulder up pics and tell you later for Body Type.

Don't fall for the tricks fellas.

say no more breh..I've come across my fair share of these:

^^^ to be honest when chicks like these hit me up I go into PT mode and start dishing out gym advise.... some pretend to be interested...some just blatantly tell you they want some twinky in their sugar bowl at that point I KIM

 

[EnzoG]

You kinda got a a valid point with the attraction aspect, that is why its important to take decent pictures depicting a bit of style & grown man stigma ...obviously make a note of highlighting this in your write up i.e get creative & just give the opposite sex something to anticipate about when they link you!

so what sort of opening messages are you using when you first hit up their inbox?




say no more breh..I've come across my fair share of these:

^^^ to be honest when chicks like these hit me up I go into PT mode and start dishing out gym advise.... some pretend to be interested...some just blatantly tell you they want some twinky in their sugar bowl at that point I KIM

I just tell them that i'm feeling what their interest are and that i'm interested in getting to know them some jump at it some don't i'll mix up throw a joke in here and there but that's how i do it

 

[Exiled Martian]

I just tell them that i'm feeling what their interest are and that i'm interested in getting to know them some jump at it some don't i'll mix up throw a joke in here and there but that's how i do it

Too obvious and bait fam, leading with that approach is more or less cliche... like someone said on here these Dime ass chicks inboxes tend to get flooded like the Nile, that is why you gotta really send something attention grabbing & personal, but not too offending or rude! Try something like this:

for e.g see a profile you like, go thorugh her pics & focus on one specific one to use as a talking point. Basically hit her with something like this

'The fact that you put that picture up just to impress ME made me smile, *Insert the relevance/unique point of said pic & crack a joke about it*, so what can I expect next? :-P'

7/10 times the above warrants a response..... & then follow it up with small talk & make a point of highlighting the fact that you bet her inbox is seeing/getting alot of 'junk male' on here blah blah blah & that she should llow the rest & how you & her should get link up sometime & make some really good bad decisions together

 

[EnzoG]

Too obvious and bait fam, leading with that approach is more or less cliche... like someone said on here these Dime ass chicks inboxes tend to get flooded like the Nile, that is why you gotta really send something attention grabbing & personal, but not too offending or rude! Try something like this:

for e.g see a profile you like, go thorugh her pics & focus on one specific one to use as a talking point. Basically hit her with something like this

'The fact that you put that picture up just to impress ME made smile, *Insert the relevance/unique point of said pic & crack a joke about it*, so what can I expect next? :-P'

7/10 times the above warrants a response..... & then follow it up with small talk & make a point of highlighting the fact that you bet her inbox is seeing/getting alot of 'junk male' on here blah blah blah & that she should llow the rest & how you & her should get link up sometime & make some really good bad decisions together

I really am going to use when i get the chance i really believe this approach can work

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I really am going to use when i get the chance i really believe this approach can work

Them ol dry ass hoes ain't gone say nttn but "oh ok" or something.

 

[Bless't]

Just send this...

"Bar or lounge? Cooking dinner with your S.O. or going out for dinner? Fruity pebbles or frosted flakes? Heels or flats? Sun dress or jeans? Back massage or foot rub? Comedy or drama? Surf or turf? Thongs or quarter cut boy shorts? Flowers or chocolates? College football or the NFL? Ready... Go! Lol"

You will easily be ale to get a conversation going off of that. It also gives you some insight as to who you're conversing with. It works, trust.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

deleted my profile....bytches responding 1 time and disappearing Don't know how yall be eating off these sites but its a waste of time for me

it's a numbers game brah


sometimes have a drought
but it always turns around

 

[EnzoG]

this is one of my approaches

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

it's a numbers game brah


sometimes have a drought
but it always turns around

aight b I got a new profile...right now im using the opener "you'll do" to see how they respond

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

aight b I got a new profile...right now im using the opener "you'll do" to see how they respond

 

[Raiders]

Where she from?

She is in SD, but she is from Montana I think, she said there werent many black guys up there, but idk I have talked to her since that night.

Edit: I meant I havent talked to her