How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Rocket Scientist]

Them sites like that is like "Expansion Drafting" nothing but past their primes to stack your roster with .Hope you cats ain't looking for franchise players

 

[Primetime21]

LOL, so I did exactly that, and was wondering which you coli nikka's is him:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xlrg83x?cf=profile

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Alot of posters from DMV area and homeboy use the term "punt kicking" that,might be a Coliseum ninja right there

 

[Art Barr]

I'm not fukking a chick that will toss me the p*ssy without knowing my name.That's a huge red flag to me .I'm not that starved for sex that I'll do some crazy shyt like that.This girl right here is for shyts and giggles at this point,but that's not always the case.

wtf,...
yo,breh..
who gives a fukk if she knows your fukk'n name or not.

you think females get my name right.
when, I got the weirdest superhero sounding toy action figure name ever.
nikka, you on that whoopee.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

My wife ain't a social media attention whore, all she does is facebook. My wife never suspected me of cheating until this year I fukked up majorly. This chick from Mississippi sent me her panties in the mail I was running late for work and so I threw them in my dresser along with love note she wrote. My wife found it while putting clothes away for me :/

fukk up two. My wife was uploading pics to the computer from her phone. She never goes thru the pics but this one day she decided to go thru them reliving memories.... my dumbass put a pic of me slobbering down a side piece in the main folder. Smh

I had good lies, she forgave me but still doesnt fully trust me... to be honest my sloppiness is due to me not giving a fukk no more.

okay, whatever you say....
just know your wife knows divorce law when y'all were dating and is gonna set you up for the kill.

art barr

 

[Detroit Wave]

some knowledge in this thread

i never bothered with the online dating scene but i may dabble now

 

[Art Barr]

What you brought it up reminds me of something. And that is exactly why when girls are on those sites, they have "Niches"
The get like 100 messages a day. So they look for two main things: Race and Height. Emphasis on race

Girls say race doesn't matter, but on a dating site, that is the only clear cut way to decipher between 100 random nikkas a day

Almost every girl who messaged me first or gave me their number had like half their pictures of Tyrese or Reggie Bush on their Facebook pics

There is no such thing as "taking a chance" on a dating site for women. They have an agenda of which guy they want

on the real,....
females use online dating to shop for the guy they want.
it is like a specialty store for them.
they already fuc'n somebody else.
they just looking for that better, on the site.

I think the whole online is he the one, type guy thing wore off in like 2008.


art barr

 

[Raiders]

LOL, so I did exactly that, and was wondering which you coli nikka's is him:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xlrg83x?cf=profile

This nikka name is Extra Large

 

[Detroit Wave]

LOL, so I did exactly that, and was wondering which you coli nikka's is him:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xlrg83x?cf=profile

 

[patscorpio]

this has been an entertaining thread to read...salute my breh @Geoffrey_Chaucer thank goodness im retired from the online dating life...match.com was the best site for quality women ..i ate good off there during my last single life run...Blackplanet also kept me well fed...but nothing though will ever beat myspace 05-06...i was fukking so much different trim at levels i never thought possible

 

[UpAndComing]

on the real,....
females use online dating to shop for the guy they want.
it is like a specialty store for them.
they already fuc'n somebody else.
they just looking for that better, on the site.

I think the whole online is he the one, type guy thing wore off in like 2008.


art barr

Exactly, its like shopping online for them, where you can filter exactly what you want
Girls on there are delusional on there.... Emphasis on delusional

Look at this pic

 

[Detroit Wave]

Exactly, its like shopping online for them, where you can filter exactly what you want
Girls on there are delusional on there.... Emphasis on delusional

Look at this pic

fat bytches should be banned from the internet

 

[BComplexed1]

Anybody get a template for their about section on OkCupid? Screenshot ? Coli Cash on deck

 

[Detroit Wave]

Anybody get a template for their about section on OkCupid? Screenshot ? Coli Cash on deck

hit these hoes with the Chuck Norris facts type shyts

Spoiler

I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix."

 

[BComplexed1]

hit these hoes with the Chuck Norris facts type shyts

Spoiler

I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix."

Do you leave the rest of the fields empty? Gonna pm a mod to transfer that bwead

Edit: just googled part of that & alot of results came up