How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[EnzoG]

She is in SD, but she is from Montana I think, she said there werent many black guys up there, but idk I have talked to her since that night.

did you seal the deal?

 

[Raiders]

did you seal the deal?

Naw I wasnt trying touch that, But right now, I got this chick from england that has to go back in Dec, that needs to get married to stay in the country she says she can provide. I never ended up going to the zoo with my #1 I had to write an essay for a trip that I forgot about that day, but we still text. Got this hot Chinese chick who is in law school, she speaks 3 languages, and visits china because her parents have businesses out there, and stays downtown, and this cute Indian Chick who im going to be fukk buddies with, she lives on campus, and says she doesnt mind if I fukk her roomates, we text a lot, and she hit me up chatting about my raiders yesterday. which was cool for me, I havent been up there to hit yet, ive been real busy, but them snap chats I might go this weekend and hit. I also got this chick who lives like 2 blocks away in these condos, but she has a kid, and i found her intagram from her number, and I dont really think its a good idea, she might be crazy, and this other chick who is like a world traveler, she lives a block from the beach, idk I try to find busy women, so they wont bother me much, and we can just fukk, but I havent fukked any of them yet I've been busy myself.

 

[Fatboi1]

Yo it's like all of a sudden I keep seeing bytches talking about they got "eclectic" taste in music. When did this become such an antiquated term?

 

[Mass]

i need to take some new photos ..

No bullshyt i usually get mines professionally done.. think ima shoot for this weekend .. my mans usually SUPER busy tho ..

Thats all i need now and i'll be set.

 

[Mass]

Naw I wasnt trying touch that, But right now, I got this chick from england that has to go back in Dec, that needs to get married to stay in the country she says she can provide. I never ended up going to the zoo with my #1 I had to write an essay for a trip that I forgot about that day, but we still text. Got this hot Chinese chick who is in law school, she speaks 3 languages, and visits china because her parents have businesses out there, and stays downtown, and this cute Indian Chick who im going to be fukk buddies with, she lives on campus, and says she doesnt mind if I fukk her roomates, we text a lot, and she hit me up chatting about my raiders yesterday. which was cool for me, I havent been up there to hit yet, ive been real busy, but them snap chats I might go this weekend and hit. I also got this chick who lives like 2 blocks away in these condos, but she has a kid, and i found her intagram from her number, and I dont really think its a good idea, she might be crazy, and this other chick who is like a world traveler, she lives a block from the beach, idk I try to find busy women, so they wont bother me much, and we can just fukk, but I havent fukked any of them yet I've been busy myself.

Busy women the best but its hard because im so use to clingy unbusy chicks that i end up being the clingy one..

Anyway do you man i hope you not telling no s and shyt but good luck

 

[Raiders]

Busy women the best but its hard because im so use to clingy unbusy chicks that i end up being the clingy one..

Anyway do you man i hope you not telling no s and shyt but good luck

No I havent even got any bruh Havent even met up with any, but I think it helps that im in school (mech engineering) I do Photography, and that i've studied Spanish in central America for a month, and that I might be doing it again in Spain this summer. I think they see me, and they see potential especially being an AA. I'll update once I start meeting up with them let yall know how it goes.

 

[EnzoG]

Naw I wasnt trying touch that, But right now, I got this chick from england that has to go back in Dec, that needs to get married to stay in the country she says she can provide. I never ended up going to the zoo with my #1 I had to write an essay for a trip that I forgot about that day, but we still text. Got this hot Chinese chick who is in law school, she speaks 3 languages, and visits china because her parents have businesses out there, and stays downtown, and this cute Indian Chick who im going to be fukk buddies with, she lives on campus, and says she doesnt mind if I fukk her roomates, we text a lot, and she hit me up chatting about my raiders yesterday. which was cool for me, I havent been up there to hit yet, ive been real busy, but them snap chats I might go this weekend and hit. I also got this chick who lives like 2 blocks away in these condos, but she has a kid, and i found her intagram from her number, and I dont really think its a good idea, she might be crazy, and this other chick who is like a world traveler, she lives a block from the beach, idk I try to find busy women, so they wont bother me much, and we can just fukk, but I havent fukked any of them yet I've been busy myself.

dude you knee deep in the game

 

[Raiders]

dude you knee deep in the game

But it really aint nothing until im balls deep

 

[Stuntone]

Where are yall go to 1st meet up places? And does it differs according to how attractive she is?

How do you handle women that want the first met to be date? (usually expecting you to pay)

 

[philmonroe]

Where are yall go to 1st meet up places? And does it differs according to how attractive she is?

How do you handle women that want the first met to be date? (usually expecting you to pay)

I think you gotta handle that first date paying like Tariq said a few weeks ago. Don't spend much and treat it like its nothing to you which if you doing alright it will be true. Giving the same amount to a bum is optional lol

 

[Stuntone]

I think you gotta handle that first date paying like Tariq said a few weeks ago. Don't spend much and treat it like its nothing to you which if you doing alright it will be true. Giving the same amount to a bum is optional lol

True, but some of these women want magic. A magical beginning extravagant outings and adventures. If a chick is really fly, I'll put in some a lot of effort if she's putting forth good effort also. It's these average chicks I can't deal with.

 

[philmonroe]

True, but some of these women want magic. A magical beginning extravagant outings and adventures. If a chick is really fly, I'll put in some a lot of effort if she's putting forth good effort also. It's these average chicks I can't deal with.

Man I feel some of these avg chicks trying to get over cause they know they don't have much to offer so they trying to get all they can get before they figured out. If they need all that magic better tell them chicks to see David Blaine or some shyt.

 

[Stuntone]

Man I feel some of these avg chicks trying to get over cause they know they don't have much to offer so they trying to get all they can get before they figured out. If they need all that magic better tell them chicks to see David Blaine or some shyt.

Average chicks and others I'm not really feeling and aren't on my level, I try to get them to come to my crib for the 1st meet. Let them know it's not going to be all the BS dating protocol.

 

[philmonroe]

Average chicks and others I'm not really feeling and aren't on my level, I try to get them to come to my crib for the 1st meet. Let them know it's not going to be all the BS dating protocol.

shyt I try it with them all the quicker you start beating that shyt up the quicker she stop all that "courting" stuff from my experience. I've had a few that paid for the first date and with them funny enough I didn't try to hit right away since I knew they were already invested. Funny how shyt works

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

aight b I got a new profile...right now im using the opener "you'll do" to see how they respond

whats the youll do?