How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[4North1Side2]

Got on tinder, tonight this but some act too stuck up. Am I getting off to a wrong start by simply saying "hey" re"

Majority of tinder chicks are on there strictly for attention and ego boosting. i tend to have the same experience as you when i hit up my matches. when my match hits me up, the convo flows like water most of the time

 

[Stuntone]

The night we were snowed in last night. I decided to create a OKcupid profile. Took some new pics in my suit. I'm conversating with 10 chicks right now. I'm going to try and meet up with 3 this weekend. Met one Monday, she's cool, kinda hood from Bmore. Almost got to come over to my house to meet for the first time. At the same time I was chatting with a new chick at the gym in my bldg. Ya boy working out chea.

I'm kind of overwhelmed. I don't know if I should focus on the 7.5 and aboves. Are go for the easy kills 7 and belows? Sometimes those 6s and 7s give you the hardest times and the 8s are the coolest.

 

[Fatboi1]

The night we were snowed in last night. I decided to create a OKcupid profile. Took some new pics in my suit. I'm conversating with 10 chicks right now. I'm going to try and meet up with 3 this weekend. Met one Monday, she's cool, kinda hood from Bmore. Almost got to come over to my house to meet for the first time. At the same time I was chatting with a new chick at the gym in my bldg. Ya boy working out chea.

I'm kind of overwhelmed. I don't know if I should focus on the 7.5 and aboves. Are go for the easy kills 7 and belows? Sometimes those 6s and 7s give you the hardest times and the 8s are the coolest.

I'm not having any luck on my shyt but I can say I been lazy I hit up like 4-6 chicks the other day but I ain't get no reply. I don't know if they read it, didn't or just scared to reply .
I don't really have much good photos of me so I'm thinking of going out and taking some photos or something. Lace me up breh.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

So is it common for these girls to be bullshytting on their profiles? Im just getting into OKC and it seems like everyone is in school/training for some blah blah blah whatever.

Im just a mid 20s "blue collar" guy looking to have some fun after years of dealing with my anxiety. Thankfully scientist from China and India have made it easier for me to open up (pills).

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[Stuntone]

I'm not having any luck on my shyt but I can say I been lazy I hit up like 4-6 chicks the other day but I ain't get no reply. I don't know if they read it, didn't or just scared to reply .
I don't really have much good photos of me so I'm thinking of going out and taking some photos or something. Lace me up breh.

Bruh! Your main profile pic has to be nice!

I pulled out my Sony HD joint and took a nice crisp pic with my nicest suit and dress shoes on about 3am during the snowstorm Thursday. I titled the picture "Friday Night, one of the reasons I love life" Clipse line. Just making me seem live and outgoing. Women are so fickle and funny, but we must play their game. My background is of my living room, hardwood floor, big glass 16th floor balcony view. I put a old azz bottle of Moet in a special case in the pic. My big screen TV. You have to be a director in this piece. Every since then I've been getting blown up. I serious have over 10 new chicks since last week. Overwhelmed. Put in that work breh. You got to be live and exciting in the pics.

 

[Fatboi1]

Bruh! Your main profile pic has to be nice.

I pulled out my Sony HD joint and took a nice crisp pic with my nicest suit and dress shoes on about 3am Thursday. I titled the picture "Friday Night, one of the reasons I love life" Clipse line. Just making me seem live and outgoing. Women are so fickle and funny, but we must play their game. My background is of my living room, hardwood floor, big glass 16th floor balcony view. I put a old azz bottle of Moet in a special case in the pic. My big screen TV. You have to be a director in this piece. Every since then I've been getting blown up. I serious have over 10 new chicks since last week. Overwhelmed. Put in that work breh. You got to be live and exciting in the pics.

Well I don't have the luxury of a view that embodies bottles on ice and balconies so I think I should head out and snap some pics. 'm thinking of just heading out and snapping some pics while i'm out and about at the mall or somewhere. I believe I detailed my profile with enough information that sounds interesting but I believe chicks look at pics first and profile second.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

depends on your area breh, okcupid def has way more "hipster/artsy" chicks though

And that's all that is on there in my area. Usually natural hair, runs/works for a nonprofit, travels the world, into bikram yoga and stuff. I stick to BPM. Site has never let me down. Helped me get the team up when I first moved out here. Took a couple of hits but them number getting back up there.

 

[Stuntone]

Well I don't have the luxury of a view that embodies bottles on ice and balconies so I think I should head out and snap some pics. 'm thinking of just heading out and snapping some pics while i'm out and about at the mall or somewhere. I believe I detailed my profile with enough information that sounds interesting but I believe chicks look at pics first and profile second.

That info dont mean much! Let your Pics do the talking. These women fly on vacation just to take pics in exotics places. See these chicks with these pics by the Eiffel Tower and beaches. These women enjoy posting the pics on online then on the actual trip. So put in work.

 

[Stuntone]

Also I've learn that women are attracted to men that reflect the BULLSHlT image they to portray themselves as. At least 90% of the Black women online have the following.

I'm successful and independent
I love my life and my career (bullshlt! these hoez lonely and miserable)
I have "eclectic" music taste ( I really hate reading this)
I love to travel, I hope to go to Europe this summer.
I love to try out new restaurants
I'm educated
I'm going to farther pursue more education. MBA
I want to start a non profit.


It's like these women read the same get a man manual. Most this sh:t is fake and but they swear it sounds good. You just have to play their game. Put the same sh;t in your profile.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

how do you come off as not thirsty because all i do is send a simple "what's up" or " I like what i seen on your profile" hoping it'll go from there and don't get shyt back

breh u got to send something the other 400 nikkaz aint send, something thats gon make u stand out

 

[stealthbomber]

this thread killing me

i do aight in the real dating world but this thread got me wanting to diversify my p*ssy portfolio

 

[DougFunnY]

Messaging a chick and realizing yall have something in common>>. Sometimes all it takes is that one common interest to get shyt goin. The convos be flowing like water after that

 

[EnzoG]

breh u got to send something the other 400 nikkaz aint send, something thats gon make u stand out

yeah i figured that one out already somewhat getting responses back

 

[Mass]

Ugly fat white bytches and 5s and below that I get matched up with get this as a first message, if they are offended then oh the hell well

Where she from?

 

[Vado]

how do you come off as not thirsty because all i do is send a simple "what's up" or " I like what i seen on your profile" hoping it'll go from there and don't get shyt back

breh u got to send something the other 400 nikkaz aint send, something thats gon make u stand out

yeah i figured that one out already somewhat getting responses back

Man ya'll over thinking this

It's too many options out there..

You could do that over the top type message if you want.

But I just message a chick one out of the two messages depending on how I feel

Either "how you doing? What's your name"

Or "what's your number"

Women know if they gonna talk to you off rip. Based on how you look

I'm not gonna try and convince a chick to talk to me lol. Real nikkas don't got time for that