How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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wow nikkas jacked my wave
 

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This chick said some racist shyt to me but I was so high :snoop:

I said pick a place for us to eat and she said the crib, then said as long as her mom cooked :snoop: started naming off these nikka dishes like fried catfish smh.

I be feeling like deleting this app (tinder)because the results aren't quick but maybe I should be patient with it.
 

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The DMV gots to be one of the best areas for online dating. Silver Spring!! Alexandria, Arlington, Woodbridge!! Greenbelt!!!

You can really eat well online dating, if you have the stomach and patience to digest constant BS. A lot of men get frustrated with the game and repetition. It can wear you out. I just got back online, I'm dealing with like 8 girls right now. Overwhelming!!! 2 new chicks hit me up and I told them the truth, I can't take anymore new chicks. :smh: Some chicks email me 4 or 5 paragraphs daily. Sucks emailing them all back, then beginning the process of exchanging numbers and meeting up in person. I once met 3 girls in one evening after work.

Online dating just give you a wide array of women to chose from. Many you would never come across in person. I actually will say that I've met quite a few really good girls. Even a virgin that I finally broke in and I'm still dating. She's a nurse. I first met her like 3 years ago. Some chicks you meet online, will be down with you forever. That's a great thing. My friends don't know how I do it. I'm so deep in this online dating, sometime I can't remember who I met online or in person.

I don't get the top notch chicks but I rack up on like 6s, 7s and sometimes 8s. You really have to put a little effort into you profile. At least 3 really good pics. With a suit on or at a beach are something. Look and sound successful. When I put I just moved to these kind prestigious tourist area in the DMV. My whole experience change. All the chicks are like "how you like it? me and my coworkers go there for happy hour" They love my area, they know we'll never be bored and will always have a close place to go to.

The outta town line really works I remembered back in 08 I had just gotten back from Myrtle Beach. So I decided to hit up club Love back then and I guess I was still on my South Carolina steez since I had a good time out there. Even though I was born & raised in the DMV Told every broad I rapped to in there that I was from South Cac and got like 15 numbers in a hour easily. But fukk DMV smug ass hoes especially if they been there for a while. All the broads on my roster gotta have out of town license plates
 

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I'm gonna smash by the weekend

Shorty feeling the kid something hard

I went to chill with her yesterday

Ai purposely ain't make a sexual move cause I know that's gonna make her want me even more

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I literally :laff:at this but nonetheless :obama:
 

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So is it common for these girls to be bullshytting on their profiles? Im just getting into OKC and it seems like everyone is in school/training for some blah blah blah whatever.

Im just a mid 20s "blue collar" guy looking to have some fun after years of dealing with my anxiety. Thankfully scientist from China and India have made it easier for me to open up (pills).
 

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So is it common for these girls to be bullshytting on their profiles? Im just getting into OKC and it seems like everyone is in school/training for some blah blah blah whatever.

Im just a mid 20s working guy looking to have some fun after years of dealing with anxiety.
whlie i'm 22 ain't that the truth breh
 

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So is it common for these girls to be bullshytting on their profiles? Im just getting into OKC and it seems like everyone is in school/training for some blah blah blah whatever.

Im just a mid 20s "blue collar" guy looking to have some fun after years of dealing with my anxiety. Thankfully scientist from China and India have made it easier for me to open up (pills).

What pills you talking about breh :wtb:
 
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