How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Silver Surfer]

Got on tinder, tonight. I can get hoes off of this but some act too stuck up. Am I getting off to a wrong start by simply saying "hey" or "how are you?"

Thats what I usually say on an initial email.

I have met 5 women off there saying "Hey how are you"....smashed 1...threw 3 in the bushes....1 is pending

I haven't found a real winner yet...but it is what it is

 

[BillBanneker]

Is okCupid better than match....?

depends on your area breh, okcupid def has way more "hipster/artsy" chicks though

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Thats what I usually say on an initial email.

I have met 5 women off there saying "Hey how are you"....smashed 1...threw 3 in the bushes....1 is pending

I haven't found a real winner yet...but it is what it is

So my approach is good then?

The women on tinder seem to be like either cold or hot in extreme cases. Found a match with this decent chick and I said hey ofc, she responded to me with 1 worded responses, shyt like that confuses me, Internet and texting game.

How did you propose the idea of exchanging numbers? Did you chat for a day or 2 or what?

 

[Silver Surfer]

So my approach is good then?

The women on tinder seem to be like either cold or hot in extreme cases. Found a match with this decent chick and I said hey ofc, she responded to me with 1 worded responses, shyt like that confuses me, Internet and texting game.

How did you propose the idea of exchanging numbers? Did you chat for a day or 2 or what?

Im just not trying to gas them, but keep it real, because thats what I would say in real life....but on the other hand this is the internet...some elaborate clever shyt might get them to write back with a higher %

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Im just not trying to gas them, but keep it real, because thats what I would say in real life....but on the other hand this is the internet...some elaborate clever shyt might get them to write back with a higher %

Eh most people on the Internet aren't clever. shyt, are you using tinder or only okc? There's space for a bio on tinder but idk what to say

 

[Silver Surfer]

Eh most people on the Internet aren't clever. shyt, are you using tinder or only okc? There's space for a bio on tinder but idk what to say

Im on match

 

[EnzoG]

Got on tinder, tonight. I can get hoes off of this but some act too stuck up. Am I getting off to a wrong start by simply saying "hey" or "how are you?"

yes always best to mix up the introduction the way it works for me sometimes is i make a comment on some of their interests to get the convo. going now you may be wayyyyyyy better than me at closing the deal but that's how I go into it

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

yes always best to mix up the introduction the way it works for me sometimes is i make a comment on some of their interests to get the convo. going now you may be wayyyyyyy better than me at closing the deal but that's how I go into it

That makes sense man, and naw I'm not good with the closing tbh. Because you're not exactly sure when to wrap it up. Maybe after 5 responses?

 

[MikelArteta]

Is okCupid better than match....?

match owns okcupid

match is better because you have to pay to read and reply to msgs

 

[EnzoG]

That makes sense man, and naw I'm not good with the closing tbh. Because you're not exactly sure when to wrap it up. Maybe after 5 responses?

coming from a dude who hasn't ever got any ass but from friends and experience always best to be upfront with them with what you want just do it in a jokingly matter

 

[He Who Posts Well]

in

 

[MercuryHayes]

Im just not trying to gas them, but keep it real, because thats what I would say in real life....but on the other hand this is the internet...some elaborate clever shyt might get them to write back with a higher %

Cant speak for tinder but on okc, their profiles make it easy to send a message. Most people fill out the "music/movies/books" section and I get tons of messages from girls who like my eclectic music taste.

The teacher I smashed the other night told me she gets about 20 messages a day..understandable, men are the pursuers, but thats why they hate that "hey, how are you" message..they get that message 100 times a week. I think that only works if you're clearly an attractive male. Average dudes gotta work a little harder.


I get about 3/4 a day but truthfully they're usually attractive and that's all I need.

 

[PlayDat]

All my Tinder matches are spam bots.

 

[EnzoG]

how easy is it to smash pawgs?

 

[hood b. goode]

in on this, tinder has been garbage for me