How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

TrillaMonsoon

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It's funny yall are having more success with girls of another race because I am too.

Black girls usually always respond to me and ive gotten some 1st messages from them. Im about to meet up with this Indian girl this weekend. Bout ready to throw these online white girls in the thorniest of bushes
 

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aight so far it aint been pretty....i messaged bout 20 chicks...few responded like 6......one gave me her number easy but she was :scusthov: and i stopped texting her....one acted like she didnt see my question asking her for her number so :camby:stopped messaging her after that.....now im working on a little cutie right now.....just sent her my # and waiting for her to text me....i really just wanna smash 1 chick off here and close my profile...im really not feeling online dating sites b :ld:....IMO the best type of cats to eat off this are 6ft or taller and/or white....I'm a 5'8 brotha with good looks and muscles but that doesn't really translate well to the internet :beli: Women are much more receptive offline for a cat like me...but I ain't making no excuses, maybe my online game just wackjuice :pachaha:
 

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Met a pawg teacher off OKcupid lastnight. she lives about 15 mins from me, has her own place and lives alone which is rare in the bay area in your 20s so I was like :obama:

I playfully let it be known that we were going to fukk, so there's no games to be played. None of that romantic bullshyt, but I also dont make her feel like a worthless whore. I was dropping my lil cousin off downtown and thought Id hit her up cause I didnt wanna go to SF lastnight.

The first time we heard eachothers voices was when I called her to tell her I was there. We had two glasses of wine, talked a little about shyt we're both into, and about a hour into it i banged her out with the her nice ass view of the city.

White girls just fukk tottally different than the hispanics I usually fukk and the black girls I fukked when I was fukking blk girls. I'll be the first to say im not pro pawg as much as my brehs on here but the last few weeks, "OKCupid been good to a nikka!"
 

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.I'm a 5'8 brotha with good looks and muscles but that doesn't really translate well to the internet :beli: Women are much more receptive offline for a cat like me...but I ain't making no excuses, maybe my online game just wackjuice :pachaha:
Sounds like me, except most the chicks I come across are a few steps down from what I mess with in real life. I simply just ( :troll: ) out of boredom.
 

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Met a pawg teacher off OKcupid lastnight. she lives about 15 mins from me, has her own place and lives alone which is rare in the bay area in your 20s so I was like :obama:

I playfully let it be known that we were going to fukk, so there's no games to be played. None of that romantic bullshyt, but I also dont make her feel like a worthless whore. I was dropping my lil cousin off downtown and thought Id hit her up cause I didnt wanna go to SF lastnight.

The first time we heard eachothers voices was when I called her to tell her I was there. We had two glasses of wine, talked a little about shyt we're both into, and about a hour into it i banged her out with the her nice ass view of the city.

White girls just fukk tottally different than the hispanics I usually fukk and the black girls I fukked when I was fukking blk girls. I'll be the first to say im not pro pawg as much as my brehs on here but the last few weeks, "OKCupid been good to a nikka!"
:damn:I got to fukking step my game up on okcupid!!!!
 

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New template alert!!!!!

This is for the women that view your profile and scared to leave a email


Subject Line: I see that you …

Body: … stopped by my profile and did not even say hi. I know you have more manners than that
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I had some good music on and a nice glass of wine waiting for you. All you had to do was say hi and the conversation would have flowed from there! By the way, the dog does not bite, so next time feel free to stop in.

Doc Holiday
 

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Got on tinder, tonight. I can get hoes off of this but :snoop: some act too stuck up. Am I getting off to a wrong start by simply saying "hey" or "how are you?"
 
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