How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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she's cool she's a freak tho from the convo. i had with her last night i'm just trying to get in and smash whether i fall for her not idk:yeshrug:
:stop: That shouldnt even be in your mind, oh lord you are gonna end up raising somebody elses kid which is expensive, if you want to waste money and get some p*ssy hit up BP...at least that way you wont have feeling involed.

Damn you probably gonna fall in love with the hooker :no:
 

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:stop: That shouldnt even be in your mind, oh lord you are gonna end up raising somebody elses kid which is expensive, if you want to waste money and get some p*ssy hit up BP...at least that way you wont have feeling involed.

Damn you probably gonna fall in love with the hooker :no:
:whoa:woahhh most definitely not trying to simp this chick or raise a kid that isn't even mind it just sucks the baby daddy don't want anything to do with her:aicmon: and i'm a bit skeptical about BP i'm scared of getting robbed and all that
 

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:whoa:woahhh most definitely not trying to simp this chick or raise a kid that isn't even mind it just sucks the baby daddy don't want anything to do with her:aicmon: and i'm a bit skeptical about BP i'm scared of getting robbed and all that
I wouldnt do BP, but I would before I get into your situation, No feelings with her. Maybe you might meet a nice girl on there idk, but you dont need one with baggage going in.

You feel bad about her situation now, wait until you spend some time with lil dude....you wont want to leave him.


I think what you should do is put that you're a virgin in your profile for like a month, and see if some chick finds it cute, and wants to take it. im sure there are some out, or maybe make a second profile with that info on there, tell them to hit you up, and see if anybody bites
 

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I got one message back from a chick like "wtf".
No answer.

I'm tryna :eat: off this.
Yall not concerned about the profiles possibly coming back to bite yall during a job search or something? :ld:
I think you can somehow block people from seeing you through a search.

I need to take some good pictures of myself.
 

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I wouldnt do BP, but I would before I get into your situation, No feelings with her. Maybe you might meet a nice girl on there idk, but you dont need one with baggage going in.

You feel bad about her situation now, wait until you spend some time with lil dude....you wont want to leave him.


I think what you should do is put that you're a virgin in your profile for like a month, and see if some chick finds it cute, and wants to take it. im sure there are some out, or maybe make a second profile with that info on there, tell them to hit you up, and see if anybody bites
one thing i've learned bout this chick she really loves black guys
 

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I hope your stomach empty, cause you bout to eat

:patrice: right now this pre-written not working for ya boy...I got 3 responses so far...first said "lol" so i aint even respond back to that...2nd girl was amused and we talking...the 3rd said "i dont find u funny":mjlol:....i dont kno whats wrong but imma chill on this until after Vday....i think more women will be open in the weeks after...sad and lonely they aint have a Valentine
 

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:patrice: right now this pre-written not working for ya boy...I got 3 responses so far...first said "lol" so i aint even respond back to that...2nd girl was amused and we talking...the 3rd said "i dont find u funny":mjlol:....i dont kno whats wrong but imma chill on this until after Vday....i think more women will be open in the weeks after...sad and lonely they aint have a Valentine
Well I changed a few lines to cater to myself but I was getting he'll a replies like: finally something besides what's up, ok you have my full attention etc....
 

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This is me on ok cupid this morning..chick wasn't bad but if she smoked weed and wanted to suck my dikk id say yes..you were right breh :pachaha:

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Shoulda sent her this http://long-live-the-queen.thoughts.com/posts/problems-i-have-with-the-idolization-of-marilyn-monroe

Monroe was an ain't-shyt skeet bucket and is now the ambassador for ain't-shyt skeet buckets
 

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Well I changed a few lines to cater to myself but I was getting he'll a replies like: finally something besides what's up, ok you have my full attention etc....


correction: the 1st girl said something before "lol"...i didnt even click on the message to see the whole thing :snoop: now another shortie just responded....imma keep this up for the next couple weeks and see what happens :pachaha:
 
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