How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Bay Area]

Whoever said to lie about income was genius. These hoes think I have a degree and im making $50,000-$75,000 a year

We not marrying these broads LIE LIE LIE just dont forget to remember all the lies you tell

 

[EnzoG]

always wanted to put my dikk pic in my pof profile to let these hoez what Im there for. but I might get banned LOL

 

[Fatboi1]

Whoever said to lie about income was genius. These hoes think I have a degree and im making $50,000-$75,000 a year

We not marrying these broads LIE LIE LIE just dont forget to remember all the lies you tell

Lol

 

[EnzoG]

how do i approach these chicks who are "educating the youth"

 

[Danny Up]

I think a website like pof should add a feature were the female has to initiate the convo.. Like others have said in this thread, they get flooded with msg by simps... I know this cuz my female friend who I would never think of dating or even seeing lik that showed me her inbox..

I'm lookin at it like "This b!tch got 21 unread messages"

So imagine what a female that's above 4/10 would get.. These sites are jus boost for these broads..

Simps? But you on that site as well. It's a lot of "spam" messages on that site and of course an ugly bytch is gonnaget a lot of message probably a lot more than hot bytches. People think of fat and ugly bytches as easy kill.

 

[Bay Area]

how do i approach these chicks who are "educating the youth"

I get like 3 teachers viewing my profile a day and my main pic is shirtless. They are usually freaks and some of the most down to earth females, just read their profiles and feed em some BS.

 

[EnzoG]

I get like 3 teachers viewing my profile a day and my main pic is shirtless. They are usually freaks and some of the most down to earth females, just read their profiles and feed em some BS.

i'm guessing from experience you know this?

 

[Bay Area]

i'm guessing from experience you know this?

Naw bruh I just typed that for fun

 

[Redguard]

I might have to try this online dating shyt out.

 

[EnzoG]

Naw bruh I just typed that for fun

I believe you breh

 

[DrX]

how do u find the hoes thats just down to fukk

 

[Danny Up]

how do u find the hoes thats just down to fukk

if she contact you, she down to fukk.

 

[Raiders]

Y'all ever start talking to girl, and she quickly escalates the convo to something sexual by her 3rd response. just to block you if you respond back nasty, I think she was trying to see who's there to fukk or what not..had me like

Next time I know to hit em with some B.S I barley know you type stuff

 

[4North1Side2]

Don't you gotta pay for that?

Yeah I got a special for $7.50 for the month. That $7.50 is well spent, the black women on bpm.com shyt on the women on PoF.... well atleast in my area.

 

[Theraflu]

My wife ain't a social media attention whore, all she does is facebook. My wife never suspected me of cheating until this year I fukked up majorly. This chick from Mississippi sent me her panties in the mail I was running late for work and so I threw them in my dresser along with love note she wrote. My wife found it while putting clothes away for me :/

fukk up two. My wife was uploading pics to the computer from her phone. She never goes thru the pics but this one day she decided to go thru them reliving memories.... my dumbass put a pic of me slobbering down a side piece in the main folder. Smh

I had good lies, she forgave me but still doesnt fully trust me... to be honest my sloppiness is due to me not giving a fukk no more.

Why don't you give a fukk no more