How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Raiders]

Chick off okcupid friendzoned me

Dont talk too much getting to know them, I just start today, ending convos early, making it seem like im busy and then I'll hit them with a good night ill ttyl. Dream of me (nothing too nasty with a ;) ) and they are going to hit you with a wink back my nikka, let them know you not trying to be there friend.

nahh breh i'm 22 haven't sniffed p*ssy yet

nikka post a pic of yourself, or PM me one no homo.

 

[Stuntone]

I've probably smashed more from online than anyone. The problem with most of you dudes are you're just lazy. Just like my boys who have problems pulling chicks offline.

Your profile is

Your pics are

Your profile description is

Your initial email is


1st off, you need some crisp, HQ pics of you doing a variety of things. Sporting events, partying, business meeting, cooking, traveling. Chicks want a adventurous outgoing man. We all about to be snowed in so here's what you do, but on a nice suit, ties and dress shirt. Get someone to take some pictures.

2nd, you need to sound full of energy and optimism in your description. Women want magic. Talk about your success career and travels. Talk about your dreams of starting (another business) LIE! I tell them me and my brothers are getting ready to open a business back home in a few months. Deep down woman are lazy and don't want to work. If they feel you might be a meal ticket, those draws come down mighty fast Talk about how you like to cook, romance and travel with your woman. Pretty much talk about all the BS they have in their profiles.



I know this sh:t is wack, kind of tedious, frustration and pure BS, but that's the dating nowadays.

Women are stupid fish that love shiny bait. Now go shine that muthafukkin profile up playbwoi

 

[Raiders]

Ugly fat white bytches and 5s and below that I get matched up with get this as a first message, if they are offended then oh the hell well

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Ugly fat white bytches and 5s and below that I get matched up with get this as a first message, if they are offended then oh the hell well

That chick is a big time hoe

 

[Raiders]

That chick is a big time hoe

I know my nikka I aint about to fukk with her, im chopping down other/better chicks, I just thought it was hilarious, first chick I tried that with...I was testing the waters

Hopefully I can get to a point when I can hit 7-8s (dont really see dimes on here) with that line, bytches is hoes anyway

Plus with that white chick, im a nikka she would never have she knows that, she aint going to miss her opportunity...its like a fat nikka giving up a dime. naw that nikka is going to do what ever he can so he can show his friend this hot chick he messes with.

 

[Serious]

I know my nikka I aint about to fukk with her, im chopping down other/better chicks, I just thought it was hilarious, first chick I tried that with...I was testing the waters

Hopefully I can get to a point when I can hit 7-8s (dont really see dimes on here) with that line, bytches is hoes anyway

Plus with that white chick, im a nikka she would never have she knows that, she aint going to miss her opportunity...its like a fat nikka giving up a dime. naw that nikka is going to do what ever he can so he can show his friend this hot chick he messes with.

I'm saying I raw dog this type of chicks like nothing IRL. They aint even on my radar tbh . You can do it with 7-8's for sure too. A lot of chicks really have low self esteem...

 

[Raiders]

I'm saying I raw dog this type of chicks like nothing IRL. They aint even on my radar tbh . You can do it with 7-8's for sure too. A lot of chicks really have low self esteem...

once I get my 7-8 ups a lil more ima try it with them, I just started this app bro, baby steps, but I like your thinking

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Real talk I always get responses back from bad chicks in like two 2 seconds....

Unfortunately it's usually because I spot a grammatical error....


http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=69577525

I'd beat though...

Might wanna crop that out easedrop 187 lol.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Where are the templates!!!!!

 

[EnzoG]

I know my nikka I aint about to fukk with her, im chopping down other/better chicks, I just thought it was hilarious, first chick I tried that with...I was testing the waters

Hopefully I can get to a point when I can hit 7-8s (dont really see dimes on here) with that line, bytches is hoes anyway

Plus with that white chick, im a nikka she would never have she knows that, she aint going to miss her opportunity...its like a fat nikka giving up a dime. naw that nikka is going to do what ever he can so he can show his friend this hot chick he messes with.

Damn your convo. you were that upfront with her

 

[EnzoG]

Dont talk too much getting to know them, I just start today, ending convos early, making it seem like im busy and then I'll hit them with a good night ill ttyl. Dream of me (nothing too nasty with a ;) ) and they are going to hit you with a wink back my nikka, let them know you not trying to be there friend.

nikka post a pic of yourself, or PM me one no homo.

and how about i send you my ok profile that's cool?

 

[Raiders]

and how about i send you my ok profile that's cool?

yeah

Damn your convo. you were that upfront with her

it dont work with everybody tho, I hit another one (4) up she said no.

I tried it on one of my 7s and got blocked.

 

[Invisible Man]

Hey, can y'all take control of my ok profile and help me eat? I'm a virgin with zero game.

 

[Serious]

Hey, can y'all take control of my ok profile and help me eat? I'm a virgin with zero game.

alert

 

[Invisible Man]

alert

I'm serious, man! I'll paypal you 100 dollars if you help me out. You need to hurry though because I have a class in about ten minutes. I can't reply till its done.