How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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His_Excellence_Reincar said:
I already gave the template.

Stop wasting paragraphs and cheesy funny messages to women.

If they find you attractive you can say Hi, and they will reply.


While your writing that ,
Hey nice profile, saw your interested in rap as well what's your favorite artist.

Some breh is just saying nice ass and getting a lol thanks im Sarah my bbm is .


Stop with the corny msgs and long drawnout ish.
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how in the fukk is a fukking TEMPLATE drawnout:upsetfavre:


I click and fukking paste


you typing shyt takes more time than posting a fukking template
 
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Stuntone said:
Online dating just give you a wide array of women to chose from. Many you would never come across in person. I actually will say that I've met quite a few really good girls. Even a virgin that I finally broke in and I'm still dating. She's a nurse. I first met her like 3 years ago. Some chicks you meet online, will be down with you forever. That's a great thing. My friends don't know how I do it. I'm so deep in this online dating, sometime I can't remember who I met online or in person.
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This is tabernacle!! :ohlawd:

You're also 100% right about meeting people online and having them stay in your life. I got some chicks where it didn't work out but we're like legit friends now. Some who I even know their families and shyt. You're also 100% right about never meeting these broads elsewhere. A lot of professional chicks older than 25 are homebodies. You aint gonna catch them at the club or bar. You can eat well off the internet if you know what you're doing. Especially if you're a nikka that doesn't NEED the internet to get women.

That's the key thing. A lot of cats are shytting on the online game but they don't know how wrong they are. For instance, a dude like myself can get girls no problem. So when I meet a girl off the internet she's instantly like, "Oh my goodness! I've got a winner." While I'm like :youngsabo: I've been constantly told "You're the best guy I ever met off the internet." or "OMG. These guys on the internet are so crazy and stalkerish... But you're so cool."

The fact that I can bag girls in normal life keeps the online girls in check. They quickly drop their shenanigans. But bottom line, these are just people. Just like we all are right now on this message board.

And yes there are a lot of games girls play on these sites but if you've been on message boards for the past 13 years (wow) like I have then it's childs play. My text/net game is magnifique. I'm not shook of some female who is only on facebook and pinterest. This is MY arena and I can go to work here. :whew:
 
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Your wife isn't dumb, prob got a keylogger on the PC.

Women leave when their ready nor beforehand

4North1Side2 said:
Well ever since we met my Wife known I was a huge internet nerd. That's how I meet and make all my new friends. Well I told her on this one message board I peruse someone made a panty sniffing thread and I posted how I love how panties smell. I said a friend on the forum who is a baker wanted to send me cake in the mail (which the mississippi chick did) she hid her panties under the the cake as a gag gift because of what I said in the panty sniffing thread. I told her I never met the woman and I'll let her know she crossed the line. My Wife tossed the panties in the garbage along with the cake lol...

In the kissing pic, I told her that I didn't know who the fukk the chick was and the pic doesn't look bad as it was. I said it was an young drunk white girl who just wanted to take an goofy kissy type pic like they always do. We didn't do anything and I never saw her ever again after that.
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It depends, the best chicks are on their for a few weeks max or use pay sites..

Mr Hate Coffee said:
This is tabernacle!! :ohlawd:

You're also 100% right about meeting people online and having them stay in your life. I got some chicks where it didn't work out but we're like legit friends now. Some who I even know their families and shyt. You're also 100% right about never meeting these broads elsewhere. A lot of professional chicks older than 25 are homebodies. You aint gonna catch them at the club or bar. You can eat well off the internet if you know what you're doing. Especially if you're a nikka that doesn't NEED the internet to get women.

That's the key thing. A lot of cats are shytting on the online game but they don't know how wrong they are. For instance, a dude like myself can get girls no problem. So when I meet a girl off the internet she's instantly like, "Oh my goodness! I've got a winner." While I'm like :youngsabo: I've been constantly told "You're the best guy I ever met off the internet." or "OMG. These guys on the internet are so crazy and stalkerish... But you're so cool."

The fact that I can bag girls in normal life keeps the online girls in check. They quickly drop their shenanigans. But bottom line, these are just people. Just like we all are right now on this message board.

And yes there are a lot of games girls play on these sites but if you've been on message boards for the past 13 years (wow) like I have then it's childs play. My text/net game is magnifique. I'm not shook of some female who is only on facebook and pinterest. This is MY arena and I can go to work here. :whew:
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Geoffrey_Chaucer said:
brah

you come off as lazy to them

u cant send a short ass msg and get their attention

they look at it like- this nikka too lazy to even type a full msg

you have to have a balance to capture their attention while not coming off desperate or lames
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Not always. The "Can I borrow you?" technique from niketalk used to be the goat. bytches felt compelled to respond
 
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Rawtid said:
Cousins?
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they live in bmore im up in DE at the moment.

Why do you females want to see a nikka in a pic with a bunch of other nikkas that don't make since?

You trying to see if he looks better then his friends?
 
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