How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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ask for a 2nd date

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bring chicken and handcuffs
bytches love chicken and handcuffs
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I think a website like pof should add a feature were the female has to initiate the convo.. Like others have said in this thread, they get flooded with msg by simps... I know this cuz my female friend who I would never think of dating :scusthov:or even seeing lik that showed me her inbox..

I'm lookin at it like :ohhh: "This b!tch got 21 unread messages"

So imagine what a female that's above 4/10 would get.. These sites are jus boost for these broads..
 

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So I had my first Tinder sorta shag last night.

:blessed:

Met an beautiful very cool and awesome young female black doctor. We went to the bar last night, we were all over each other and went back to her spot. I ate the fukk out of her p*ssy and had her wide the fukk open but I had no condoms.

:stopitslime:

So no bang... Man next time I'm tearing her sexy ass the fukk up.

:jawalrus:
 

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So I had my first Tinder sorta shag last night.

:blessed:

Met an beautiful very cool and awesome young female black doctor. We went to the bar last night, we were all over each other and went back to her spot. I ate the fukk out of her p*ssy and had her wide the fukk open but I had no condoms.

:stopitslime:

So no bang... Man next time I'm tearing her sexy ass the fukk up.

:jawalrus:
what she look like :lupe:
 

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My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming traffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.
You should put this in spoilers, just in case a chick googles it to see if we are original with it.
 
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Chick off okcupid friendzoned me :sadcam:

Happens to the best of us buddy. I get friendzoned and rejected all day everyday. I try not to let it phase me. BTW usually I don't have a problem posting pics n shyt but when it comes to women with high profile careers like teachers, nurses, lawyers etc I can't put them out there like that.

Joined Blackpeoplemeet.com yesterday, the ladies welcoming me with open arms over there. :smile:
 

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Happens to the best of us buddy. I get friendzoned and rejected all day everyday. I try not to let it phase me. BTW usually I don't have a problem posting pics n shyt but when it comes to women with high profile careers like teachers, nurses, lawyers etc I can't put them out there like that.

Joined Blackpeoplemeet.com yesterday, the ladies welcoming me with open arms over there. :smile:

Don't you gotta pay for that?
 

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Made that OKCupid 2 weeks ago and been eating off it since. :bryan: I rarely send a message first, I put up 3 good pics and answer the survey questions in a "telling the truth but not so serious" kind of way. Women on there value that "match/enemy" dichotomy and others just see an attractive guy and go on to hit him up. This white hipster stoner chick hit me up wanting to smoke. She was extra lowkey on her page, with one pic and no detailed profile. She didn't like the idea of someone she knows seeing her which i can relate to. she sent pics to my phone...i google image reverse search and nothing came up so we kicked it the next day...she was much badder in person :banderas: so the expectation of blowing tree and seeing where it goes/maybe getting some head,turned into fukking her a couple times about 3 hrs later.

She wanted to wait to have sex, feel me out and get to know me more.. she was one of those ex hoes looking for a good guy and take her time, but she couldn't say no to me :shaq:

She's a whore and batshyt crazy but thats what I like in a one nighter/fukk buddy. If you're a black man, live in the Cali, have a unique look and know how to show your personality in text form...you'll be eating off these sophisticated but not stuck up women too i guarantee it. There's a real minimal amount of black women on there but virtually everything else is on there, if you live in a diverse area.

POF is bottom of the barrel and trash.
 
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