How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yeah I got a special for $7.50 for the month. That $7.50 is well spent, the black women on bpm.com shyt on the women on PoF.... well atleast in my area.

oh ok.
I know I aint paying no $20 something a month

 

[Raiders]

Man I've been on this for 3 days 25 matches, and still no p*ssy. Talking to the chick today, ask her if she was a freak, ya know enjoy giving head, getting her butthole played with , 3-some type shyt. she talking about We have only been talking for 3 minutes, and it's an uncomfortable conversation. She knows it's tinder but damn (she is gonna end up sucking my dikk tho). I told this one chick I got 12 kids shyt its kinda more fun trolling chicks. It's only one girl im talking to that I want to get super freaky with, she just got her MA, and is leaving town in the fall for another school, so im tryna be the dikk thats gonna make her want to give up the education for.


Most chicks have an IG in there profile, I usually check that out, and then on the IG their real name is up there so I can find the facebook. Make sure she real and can game plan her.

 

[EnzoG]

how do you get these 30 year olds to hop on some 22 year old dikk off these sites

 

[Crakface]

how do you get these 30 year olds to hop on some 22 year old dikk off these sites

 

[Silver Surfer]

Fukked my first girl off match last Friday........took ker to Ihoop then we came back to my crib and I played Virtual Dj for an hour and I was smashing.

She lives in Decatur...bytch like 6'3 190...kinda big....big legs..big ass....but I needed some new p*ssy

Anyway she blowin up the phone...Im movin on...workin on this Macon chic...but im kinda feein her...looking forward to what the p*ssy like....hopefully by this weekend

 

[Raiders]

Just got the Digits to my #1 target, we going to the zoo on Thursday , if she can get all her research done in time. This chick is only 25, got her M.A in sociology, and I just found out she teaches a intro into sociology class.
I got me a teacher y'all I just need to close the deal.

And it all started with the the walmart line. @Geoffrey_Chaucer where you at my nikka come get this rep.

If I hit, Everybody getting rep, i'll check back when something changes.


Question tho, am I the only one who just clicks like to every profile without looking. Don't need to read up on a chick if she aint digging me ya know. and I can filter through the uglt girls once we are matched up. I Think out of the 30 matches I got about 5 wouldnt get the dikk, but 3 of them could suck it, i got a string of 7-8s

 

[EnzoG]

Just got the Digits to my #1 target, we going to the zoo on Thursday , if she can get all her research done in time. This chick is only 25, got her M.A in sociology, and I just found out she teaches a intro into sociology class.
I got me a teacher y'all I just need to close the deal.

And it all started with the the walmart line. @Geoffrey_Chaucer where you at my nikka come get this rep.

If I hit, Everybody getting rep, i'll check back when something changes.


Question tho, am I the only one who just clicks like to every profile without looking. Don't need to read up on a chick if she aint digging me ya know. and I can filter through the uglt girls once we are matched up. I Think out of the 30 matches I got about 5 wouldnt get the dikk, but 3 of them could suck it, i got a string of 7-8s

your doing better than me

 

[Malta]

For the dudes that travel a lot, internationally or locally, you gotta start pipe lining.

Hitting up chicks in cities/countries you may be visiting months in advance, if you're good with it they will almost always offer to show you around. It's all about laying the foundation for future conquests, if any of you dudes are thinking of going on vacation in a few weeks/months, you better be on POF/Tagged/OKcupid scouting those areas for broads. Try and get two and alternate the days you see them

 

[Serious]

idk, still seems a lot easier to meet chicks IRL...

Most of the chicks I see on dating websites look like they are on there for a reason

 

[Raiders]

My nikka, SD got bytches tho, so that probably why, I think I am very attractive tho, Idk seems like I am doing better now that I have an I dont give a fukk attitude. It was this one black chick she was alright 6-7 (nice ass tho), but we was talkings and I made a comment about fukking her face or something, and she was like blah blah blah I block nikka for fun B Something about creeper, I was like have fun with blocking nikkas then, I aint no creeper dont think this will work out.

She hit me with a you might not be a creeper, but you dont have the best reading capabilities. I could taste her tears when I read it
She was like a two min drive from me too, but when you are free you never come off as a simp, and you will stand out. Im not an expert at this tho, I only been in the game for 3 days. tread lightly

 

[Malta]

idk, still seems a lot easier to meet chicks IRL...

Most of the chicks I see on dating websites look like they are on there for a reason

It's easier to meet women in real life when you're under 25, after that it becomes more difficult since chicks in your social circle are starting to get married, or just flat out fell off.

Internet dating is casting out a wide net, you'll get back a lot of horrible inedible fish, but you may just catch a 900lbs tuna that can feed you until you need to throw that net out again. That POF troll thread had a lot of good looking women being posted in it, if I were single I'd have a profile on damn near every site like @4North1Side2. You gotta remember all these sites are basically linked into a chicks phone now..

 

[Serious]

Real talk I always get responses back from bad chicks in like two 2 seconds....

Unfortunately it's usually because I spot a grammatical error....

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=69577525

I'd beat though...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Just got the Digits to my #1 target, we going to the zoo on Thursday , if she can get all her research done in time. This chick is only 25, got her M.A in sociology, and I just found out she teaches a intro into sociology class.
I got me a teacher y'all I just need to close the deal.

And it all started with the the walmart line. @Geoffrey_Chaucer where you at my nikka come get this rep.

If I hit, Everybody getting rep, i'll check back when something changes.


Question tho, am I the only one who just clicks like to every profile without looking. Don't need to read up on a chick if she aint digging me ya know. and I can filter through the uglt girls once we are matched up. I Think out of the 30 matches I got about 5 wouldnt get the dikk, but 3 of them could suck it, i got a string of 7-8s

For the dudes that travel a lot, internationally or locally, you gotta start pipe lining.

Hitting up chicks in cities/countries you may be visiting months in advance, if you're good with it they will almost always offer to show you around. It's all about laying the foundation for future conquests, if any of you dudes are thinking of going on vacation in a few weeks/months, you better be on POF/Tagged/OKcupid scouting those areas for broads. Try and get two and alternate the days you see them

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[Raiders]

I gotta spread , Now im not saying that ima rep the next page, butttt
EDIT: NVM jusrt reached my quota, ill hit yall tomorrow.

For the dudes that travel a lot, internationally or locally, you gotta start pipe lining.

Hitting up chicks in cities/countries you may be visiting months in advance, if you're good with it they will almost always offer to show you around. It's all about laying the foundation for future conquests, if any of you dudes are thinking of going on vacation in a few weeks/months, you better be on POF/Tagged/OKcupid scouting those areas for broads. Try and get two and alternate the days you see them

I didnt think of this, im might be doing an abroad trip to Spain this summer for a month. once I get word back, ima put in work

 

[Serious]

It's easier to meet women in real life when you're under 25, after that it becomes more difficult since chicks in your social circle are starting to get married, or just flat out fell off.

Internet dating is casting out a wide net, you'll get back a lot of horrible inedible fish, but you may just catch a 900lbs tuna that can feed you until you need to throw that net out again. That POF troll thread had a lot of good looking women being posted in it, if I were single I'd have a profile on damn near every site like @4North1Side2. You gotta remember all these sites are basically linked into a chicks phone now..

I feel you I just aint about that life anymore...


Maybe when I find a good reason to cheat on my main, I'll hop back in the game...