How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!
- Thread starter Sonic Boom of the South
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Stacy?This is my only new smash for 2014 so far. I met her off Plenty of FIsh. We don't talk no more. In the 2nd pic, she's in my office eagerly anticipating a nice huge load.
4North1Side2
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I live here also
these hoes areon pof though, im tempted to try this shyt now I never did the online dating thing.
Just don't expect anything out of it. Alot of straight up busted chicks.
Jamie
4North1Side2
Banned
Hey Enzo I remember you asked what to say to these chicks, here's a couple conversations I had with chicks.
Son, your net footprint is getting way too big
Either your wife doesn't care, or you're gonna get caught eventually cause that is way too many random chicks seeing you not for one of them to know your woman.
4North1Side2
Banned
Son, your net footprint is getting way too big
Either your wife doesn't care, or you're gonna get caught eventually cause that is way too many random chicks seeing you not for one of them to know your woman.
My wife ain't a social media attention whore, all she does is facebook. My wife never suspected me of cheating until this year I fukked up majorly. This chick from Mississippi sent me her panties in the mail I was running late for work and so I threw them in my dresser along with love note she wrote. My wife found it while putting clothes away for me :/
fukk up two. My wife was uploading pics to the computer from her phone. She never goes thru the pics but this one day she decided to go thru them reliving memories.... my dumbass put a pic of me slobbering down a side piece in the main folder. Smh
I had good lies, she forgave me but still doesnt fully trust me... to be honest my sloppiness is due to me not giving a fukk no more.
What if you too ugly to post your pic on your profile how can i work around that....................................
Notorious BIG was fat, black and ugly and he was pulling hoes... confidence breh, confidence
4North1Side2
Banned
Well ever since we met my Wife known I was a huge internet nerd. That's how I meet and make all my new friends. Well I told her on this one message board I peruse someone made a panty sniffing thread and I posted how I love how panties smell. I said a friend on the forum who is a baker wanted to send me cake in the mail (which the mississippi chick did) she hid her panties under the the cake as a gag gift because of what I said in the panty sniffing thread. I told her I never met the woman and I'll let her know she crossed the line. My Wife tossed the panties in the garbage along with the cake lol...
In the kissing pic, I told her that I didn't know who the fukk the chick was and the pic doesn't look bad as it was. I said it was an young drunk white girl who just wanted to take an goofy kissy type pic like they always do. We didn't do anything and I never saw her ever again after that.
Nah, your wife doesn't need to be a social media head if your footprint is large because at the very least 1 of her friends could be on one of those dating sites.
You're playing with fire breh, you might just be better off leaving her before she goes Hulkamania on you in divorce fed by anger.
i got to
this thread and the OP all this knowledge everyone dropping leading me down the road to losing my v-card soon met this chick who goes to school across the street from where i work at talking about spending the night the dorm room every weekend
this thread and the OP all this knowledge everyone dropping leading me down the road to losing my v-card soon met this chick who goes to school across the street from where i work at talking about spending the night the dorm room every weekendi got to
u still a virgin? you better be like 14 or 15
I remember the troll pof thread
1. Be good looking
2. Be in shape
3. Take shirtless pics
You can send a message to a chick who says "I'm not here for sex and I hate guys with shirtless pics" that says "I want to f*ck" and she will respond with her phone number
Dudes had chicks sending them money off of fake profiles
1. Be good looking
2. Be in shape
3. Take shirtless pics
You can send a message to a chick who says "I'm not here for sex and I hate guys with shirtless pics" that says "I want to f*ck" and she will respond with her phone number
Dudes had chicks sending them money off of fake profiles
UpAndComing
Veteran
Then watch the real life bytches go on Plentyoffish
UpAndComing
Veteran
What you brought it up reminds me of something. And that is exactly why when girls are on those sites, they have "Niches"
The get like 100 messages a day. So they look for two main things: Race and Height. Emphasis on race
Girls say race doesn't matter, but on a dating site, that is the only clear cut way to decipher between 100 random nikkas a day
Almost every girl who messaged me first or gave me their number had like half their pictures of Tyrese or Reggie Bush on their Facebook pics
There is no such thing as "taking a chance" on a dating site for women. They have an agenda of which guy they want