How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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I already gave the template.

Stop wasting paragraphs and cheesy funny messages to women.

If they find you attractive you can say Hi, and they will reply.


While your writing that ,
Hey nice profile, saw your interested in rap as well what's your favorite artist.

Some breh is just saying nice ass and getting a lol thanks im Sarah my bbm is .


Stop with the corny msgs and long drawnout ish.

This applies to texting too. I refuse to be anybody's text buddy. If a chick isn't trying to meet up then :camby:
 

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you dudes in here on this thread should be prophets :blessed: thru out the "hey" BS and actually said some witty lines and i'm actually getting convo. off some of these chicks:smugbiden:
 

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you dudes in here on this thread should be prophets :blessed: thru out the "hey" BS and actually said some witty lines and i'm actually getting convo. off some of these chicks:smugbiden:

That's wasup, I'mma try those lines I posted earlier on the golddigger and the potatoe head chick.
 

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Met shorty on a site tuesday and she gave me her kik.She was throwing it at me all night saying i could come over smash if i want right then..but i asked shorty what my name was and she couldn't remember it (because i never told the hoe) and so I deaded it right then...but today i felt like fukkin' around again so i hit her back up on kik and either she's the hoe of all hoes or she think she about to set a nikka up :mjlol:...and yes she just gave me her address but still doesn't know my name.


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Met shorty on a site tuesday and she gave me her kik.She was throwing it at me all night saying i could come over smash if i want right then..but i asked shorty what my name was and she couldn't remember it (because i never told the hoe) and deaded it right then...but today i felt like fukkin' around again so i hit her back up on kik and either she's the hoe of all hoes or she think she about to set a nikka up :mjlol:...and yes she just gave me her address but still doesn't know my name.


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wth is the purpose kik I never understood that...
 

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Yes sir!

I'm striking out pretty hard breh's, messaged 5 and only 1 responded. Womp womp woooooomp.
I live here also :skip:

these hoes are :flabbynsick: on pof though, im tempted to try this shyt now I never did the online dating thing.
 

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Met shorty on a site tuesday and she gave me her kik.She was throwing it at me all night saying i could come over smash if i want right then..but i asked shorty what my name was and she couldn't remember it (because i never told the hoe) and so I deaded it right then...but today i felt like fukkin' around again so i hit her back up on kik and either she's the hoe of all hoes or she think she about to set a nikka up :mjlol:...and yes she just gave me her address but still doesn't know my name.


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No offense, Breh, but it seems like you're hustling backwards. Why're you even interacting with these chicks at all if you're not trying to fukk? For shyts and giggles?
 

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No offense, Breh, but it seems like you're hustling backwards. Why're you even interacting with these chicks at all if you're not trying to fukk? For shyts and giggles?

I'm not fukking a chick that will toss me the p*ssy without knowing my name.That's a huge red flag to me .I'm not that starved for sex that I'll do some crazy shyt like that.This girl right here is for shyts and giggles at this point,but that's not always the case.
 

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I'm not fukking a chick that will toss me the p*ssy without knowing my name.That's a huge red flag to me .I'm not that starved for sex that I'll do some crazy shyt like that.This girl right here is for shyts and giggles at this point,but that's not always the case.
what do you think is going to happen to you if/when you smash her?
 

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I'm not going to.If she wasn't so thirsty from jump i would've done it.But THIS situation right here is a lil too suspect to me.I've heard about too many nikkas gettin' caught sleeping over some potential puss.
if by sleeping you mean someones ass getting whooped then i understand
 
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