How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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because I am bro...If these broads saw me in real life, they'd be bending over backwards for my attention. Heck my girl is a dyme(actually 8.5) but she's way finer than anything I come across online...

Now which profile do you want me to troll, because they aren't replying back to your messages...

If they message me with the quickness than somethings up :mjpls:
:ehh:hmmmm your serious about this and have you had any relations with chicks in rock hill because my relation count is 0..
 

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This is me on ok cupid this morning..chick wasn't bad but if she smoked weed and wanted to suck my dikk id say yes..you were right breh :pachaha:

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:deadrose: at 'defend someone you dont know brehs :mjlol:
 

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:patrice: Not sure where you're going with this, I live in SoCal, but the game is universal...I can troll them up to the point of smashing...

I troll out of boredom...But if said it's much easier to holla at chicks in real life as opposed to online...
yeah you a :troll: i seen you lived in charlotte which is why i asked
 

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Yeah I switched it up to get a better look at your location, but rock hill seems like a small town, but the Charlottee metro isn't too far away because I saw NC chicks on my feed when I had a rock hill zipcode listed:

Dawg look at this fukkery: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=58027332
that has hoodrat written all over her profile breh and yes rock hill is a small town with too much foolery going on in it
 

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Fling needs to be :camby:right to the bushes no one has time to pay see fukking messages :damn:
 

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She cute with perky t*ts.






She sexy as fukk but she's an gold digger. Hope y'all money is right.

Man PoF is way better in y'all areas.
and elaborate please :lupe: and that first girl you were talking about with the perky t*ts her nose looks like mr. potato heads nose :russ:
 
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