How the hell did Michael Myers learn to drive?
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Them Chiraq nikkas will scoop slam and stomp Myers so fast he'll wish Halloween was over.the visuals of Michael in chiraq.
Michael rolls up on some
Only to see the goons look at him like he food
Him realizing they not fazed by his presence and they walking up
Then him getting river danced on and robbed of his pockets
Michael pulling up in the cut like
Only to see
rabbitfood
Ancillary Character
Y'all ever see that deleted scene where he was watching dude get head, then he steals a car while blasting DMX?
There was another deleted scene where he uses the remote lock on the car he just stole.
There was another deleted scene where he uses the remote lock on the car he just stole.
Palm Tree's & Blunts
Big timah timah
at this thread. this movie as a kid though.
Them Chiraq nikkas will scoop slam and stomp Myers so fast he'll wish Halloween was over.
Michael pulling up in the cut like
Only to see
So it would be like Bill's verse on Mind Playing Tricks...
This year Halloween fell on a weekend
He stood about six or seven feet
Now that's the nikka I be seeing in my sleep
So we triple teamed on em
Dropping them motherfukking B's on em
Something aren't meant to be explained. Which makes it more creepier. But anyways Myer's powers were explained in part 6 and further in the books.
And lol with Jason. I've seen all the Friday the 13th movies(even having to watch through the garbage that was part 9) and everyone knows F13 has plot holes everywhere. Halloween doesn't have near the much plot holes like F13 does.
As for Freddy in died in the 80s and was left there. Without Myers you dont have Jason, Freddy or all these other slasher characters. The creator of F13 even said they wanted to chase that Halloween fame. lol.
You mean Loomis? The most iconic character in the Halloween franchise and horror in general? Yeah no wonder you have shyt taste and prefer the Zombie films over the Originals.
No Loomis is there to show you have terrifying Myers IS since he knew Myers as a child. Watch the films again.
It was already hinted that Myers was "Evil on two legs." Again watch the films.
Silly post.
Saying you don't remember Dr. Loomis name just proves you never watched any of the Originals.
You're using kids as an example. lol. Now ask any adult. Many ADULTS I talk to say Myers is scarier because he is more realistic. Jason and Freddy aren't written like that but instead more over the top so of course kids will be more scared of them.
Thats you. Halloween films MADE F13 and Nightmare of Elms street due to its success.
No, he gave you a reason on how a serial killer is made not how a pure evil entity like Myers is made. The reason why you dislike the Original Myers is the reason why SO MANY of us LIKE that Myers. Because we didn't know much about him. Zombies version made us feel bad for Myers as a kid and because of that it ruined the mythos.
You talk about Freddie and Jason and then bring up realism.
Okay and?
I think the third one is scarier...
Okay and...?
The except the people who got away at the end and he never chased after them again.
Devilinurear
Veteran
He just ain't want no teens at crystal lake
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
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Nancy nikka,....
nikkaz remember Nancy.
They know the heroine from Freddie by name.
They know Tommy nikka and love trying to explain the bullshyt behind that while trilogy in the worst completely error filled order they can fukk up that day. When trying to tell you about Jason.
There is no one talking about or knowing shyt about Myers but a mask, the music and a knife, before the zombie films.
They don't know doctor Loomis by name in general.
Even I don't know the doctor's name.
I am just tellin you. From a more updated perspective I will take the rob zombie version to the point. That it is made in the vein of updating.
even the look you so covet and updating even that in the same grassroots zombie style of film making.
So like I am saying zombie films are much better.
No one is coming in here even remembering shyt about Michael Myers after a whole series of the older films but a knife a mask and the music.
While, you trying to be like oh these versions can not be surpassed and anyone who puts the shyts side by side on the screen right now.
is gonna hone in on watching how or why there is a mike Myers from when he is a shawty. Incomparison to some goof ass doctor trying to give the Joel Osteen to mike Myers.
like the doctor is the main focus and some damsel in distress in Jaime lee Curtis they could give a fukk a bout.
nikkaz gon wanna watch mike Myers make masks and tweek out and get it in. They not giving a fky'n fukk about no white bih and the doctor.
Especially when they can get definitively on some more Texas chainsaw massacre meets new shyt.
that updates the doctor the damsel and explains the origin of Myers succinctly in the style and look/feel of the original.
Combined with that film makers new Gen look and feel of his current film making from a grassroots outsider art meets borderline snuff build standpoint. So it is not like the Carpenter film is just out classing zombie's film like that at all.
nikka is choosing lil mike run in round with that stick.
goin across other little shawty head and tweak'n off.
All while coming from a shytty household etc....
Plus, in the zombie films they get the doctor with an excellent guess who casting and all that other shyt told to them succinctly as well.
Not to mention, in the older version you have to deal with how much more bullshyt the viewer suffers through the entirety of the original series to champion it.
It gives you no real wiggle room over the only bad point in the new zombie series. which is the full conclusion on part two.
Which is after you get any righteous kill you could get told to you in a cohesive outsider art based rendition from zombie.
Art Barr
There is no way you like horror and can try to diss a rob zombie film it ain't no way. He made back to back definitive classic horror films out the gate from scratch.
He has the scariest clown on film ever!!!!
Something aren't meant to be explained. Which makes it more creepier. But anyways Myer's powers were explained in part 6 and further in the books.
And lol with Jason. I've seen all the Friday the 13th movies(even having to watch through the garbage that was part 9) and everyone knows F13 has plot holes everywhere. Halloween doesn't have near the much plot holes like F13 does.
As for Freddy in died in the 80s and was left there. Without Myers you dont have Jason, Freddy or all these other slasher characters. The creator of F13 even said they wanted to chase that Halloween fame. lol.
You mean Loomis? The most iconic character in the Halloween franchise and horror in general? Yeah no wonder you have shyt taste and prefer the Zombie films over the Originals.
No Loomis is there to show you have terrifying Myers IS since he knew Myers as a child. Watch the films again.
It was already hinted that Myers was "Evil on two legs." Again watch the films.
Silly post.
Saying you don't remember Dr. Loomis name just proves you never watched any of the Originals.
You're using kids as an example. lol. Now ask any adult. Many ADULTS I talk to say Myers is scarier because he is more realistic. Jason and Freddy aren't written like that but instead more over the top so of course kids will be more scared of them.
Thats you. Halloween films MADE F13 and Nightmare of Elms street due to its success.
No, he gave you a reason on how a serial killer is made not how a pure evil entity like Myers is made. The reason why you dislike the Original Myers is the reason why SO MANY of us LIKE that Myers. Because we didn't know much about him. Zombies version made us feel bad for Myers as a kid and because of that it ruined the mythos.
You talk about Freddie and Jason and then bring up realism.
Okay and?
I think the third one is scarier...
Okay and...?
Nancy nikka,....
nikkaz remember Nancy.
They know the heroine from Freddie by name.
They know Tommy nikka and love trying to explain the bullshyt behind that while trilogy in the worst completely error filled order they can fukk up that day. When trying to tell you about Jason.
There is no one talking about or knowing shyt about Myers but a mask, the music and a knife, before the zombie films.
They don't know doctor Loomis by name in general.
Even I don't know the doctor's name.
I am just tellin you. From a more updated perspective I will take the rob zombie version to the point. That it is made in the vein of updating.
even the look you so covet and updating even that in the same grassroots zombie style of film making.
So like I am saying zombie films are much better.
No one is coming in here even remembering shyt about Michael Myers after a whole series of the older films but a knife a mask and the music.
While, you trying to be like oh these versions can not be surpassed and anyone who puts the shyts side by side on the screen right now.
is gonna hone in on watching how or why there is a mike Myers from when he is a shawty. Incomparison to some goof ass doctor trying to give the Joel Osteen to mike Myers.
like the doctor is the main focus and some damsel in distress in Jaime lee Curtis they could give a fukk a bout.
nikkaz gon wanna watch mike Myers make masks and tweek out and get it in. They not giving a fky'n fukk about no white bih and the doctor.
Especially when they can get definitively on some more Texas chainsaw massacre meets new shyt.
that updates the doctor the damsel and explains the origin of Myers succinctly in the style and look/feel of the original.
Combined with that film makers new Gen look and feel of his current film making from a grassroots outsider art meets borderline snuff build standpoint. So it is not like the Carpenter film is just out classing zombie's film like that at all.
nikka is choosing lil mike run in round with that stick.
goin across other little shawty head and tweak'n off.
All while coming from a shytty household etc....
Plus, in the zombie films they get the doctor with an excellent guess who casting and all that other shyt told to them succinctly as well.
Not to mention, in the older version you have to deal with how much more bullshyt the viewer suffers through the entirety of the original series to champion it.
It gives you no real wiggle room over the only bad point in the new zombie series. which is the full conclusion on part two.
Which is after you get any righteous kill you could get told to you in a cohesive outsider art based rendition from zombie.
Art Barr
There is no way you like horror and can try to diss a rob zombie film it ain't no way. He made back to back definitive classic horror films out the gate from scratch.
He has the scariest clown on film ever!!!!
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duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Michael didn't need the Internet or gps to track down his cursed bloodline.
What residential neighborhood where folks pay a mortgage can you post up in a car wearing a scary mask and a nosy white woman not call the police
This dude 6'3 wearing dusty clothes and a mask and it ain't Halloween posted up behind bushes watching people and no one bats an eye.
White privilege
Not to derail the thread but I legit can't watch movies with my wife anymore because she can somehow successfully boil the plot down of almost any movie in any genre to white privilege
I remember wanting to go see gone girl so bad cause I am a Fincher stan and my wife literally ruined the entire movie while we were watching it explaining away virtually every aspect of it as white privilege
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
People just thought he was albino
Writers need to step their game up.Not to derail the thread but I legit can't watch movies with my wife anymore because she can somehow successfully boil the plot down of almost any movie in any genre to white privilege
I remember wanting to go see gone girl so bad cause I am a Fincher stan and my wife literally ruined the entire movie while we were watching it explaining away virtually every aspect of it as white privilege
Can't sit up here and ignore the obvious because some coli clown might get uncomfortable.
In what fukking world can you post up in a suburb in broad daylight wearing all black dirty clothes and a disgusting mask and not have the cops called.
Halloween is a fukking Joke.
Don't disrespect Myers Da GOAT
I love Myers da GAWD, but unless his name is Robert Englund/Freddy Krueger he's not the GOAT
I personally thought Zombie's first Halloween was great and one of the best, the second one though was one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life
The Collie
YEET
Jason killing a person with a bow and arrow had me rolling.