How the hell did Michael Myers learn to drive?

[Flex Grossman]

The Halloween franchise is so bad.

Neg

 

[OmegaK2099]

he started driving in the curse of michael meyers

 

[OmegaK2099]

oh wait he was driving earlier than that

 

[Doctor Doom]

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

I never said that. Learning how to drive isn't easy solo. If anything, he would have to do trial and error training. Yeah, he could've observed drivers, but him driving just leaves me

Dude would need to understand a bunch of shyt; from rules of the road to the light indicators. He never came off as a reckless driver either.

Can you imagine this dude at the gas station?

Someone has to do an animated comedy video of him learning.

I picture him stalling out over and over trying to get into first and fukking stabbing the shyt out of the dashboard in frustration.

 

[Selena]

Well Loomis commented on this in the first movie
"Maybe somebody around here gave him lessons"

 

[Knowledge]

H20 really took place in the future so he has access to smartphones and YouTube

 

[Juggalo Fred]

H20 really took place in the future so he has access to smartphones and YouTube

I bet Mike likes horrorcore

 

[IllustratorMike]

I picture him stalling out over and over trying to get into first and fukking stabbing the shyt out of the dashboard in frustration.

 

[Hostile]

he started driving in the curse of michael meyers

He was driving before that.




Let's not forget he drove Tina to the store.

 

[Knowledge]

I bet Mike likes horrorcore

You already know he creeping real slow with the aux cord plugged in, bass on +6, and seats leaned all the way back

 

[MenacingMonk]

I bet Mike likes horrorcore

He likes ESham.

 

[Mowgli]

Yeah that's one of those things I think Carpenter spoke on or Zombie spoke on for his remake of how it made no sense for Michael to be able to drive since he's been in Smith's Grove since he was a kid and never would've learned.

Michael didn't need the Internet or gps to track down his cursed bloodline.

What residential neighborhood where folks pay a mortgage can you post up in a car wearing a scary mask and a nosy white woman not call the police

This dude 6'3 wearing dusty clothes and a mask and it ain't Halloween posted up behind bushes watching people and no one bats an eye.

White privilege

 

[Art Barr]

The Halloween franchise is so bad.

I hate the originals, but I love all of rob zombies first horror movies and the reboot.
Zombie before the white horse segment and uncut version made sense of this whole shyt.

I had to watch the directors commentary of part two to get the ending and what he intended tho.

Past that, I would just watch the rob zombie stuff and be done with Michael Myers.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

He was driving before that.




Let's not forget he drove Tina to the store.

White privilege in Illinois for ya.


Art Barr