Almost got caught but played it off smoothly. I had "Mom", "Ma", "Mother" on my contact list. My chick has these wandering super peripheral vision when my phone gets a message or rings. We in the car,my phone in the middle between us aux in into my stereo. Music stops, real mother calls, she sees it as "Mom". Tells me to pick up some stuff at the grocery store if i was going to come by later that evening. 10 minutes later incoming text received from "Ma"=Sidechick .
Me inside:
My Chick: Ma? Who's Ma?
Me: *Pretending to act frustrated* but i'm inside i'm
, "Man, my mom needs to stop double checking on me like I can't pick up simple grocery. Its her Ipad.
Me: Picks up phone, calls real mother still pretending to be frustrated. So you want me to pick up sodas, and blah blah right? Okay cool i got it.
Mom:
My Chick: Babe, you do tend to forget sometimes, besides its your mom. *She turns everything into a joke* and forgets the whole ordeal.
Me:
I play along, "yeah you have a big head too boo."