Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic
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TheBigBopper
Banned
god, this move irritates me so much. no one in real life is just gonna sit idle while some 7 foot tall man slowly walks on the top rope and smashes your arm.
Imagi-Knight
Rookie
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Show up at the funeral of a fellow co-worker's dead Father and proceed to chain his casket to a car. The shyt is filmed on tape yet you don't catch a charge for desecrating a dead man's body, or crashing the funeral.
Jackson LeRoy Briggs
You think you bad? You ain't bad!
Kane has kidnapped numerous fellow employees and held them hostage on live TV but he's still got a job.
How do heels talking about shady stuff backstage never realize that there's a camera parlaying their every move to the entire arena? And how do faces never get wind of these widely broadcast conversations?
How do heels talking about shady stuff backstage never realize that there's a camera parlaying their every move to the entire arena? And how do faces never get wind of these widely broadcast conversations?
That's just wrestlers using Newton's first law of motion to their own advantage. Once you gain acceleration via your opponent throwing you towards the rope, why stop and lose the momentum? The smart thing to do is to use this momentum to hit back your opponent by doing clothesline or a variety of other moves. It's quite sensible actually.
Why do wrestlers have to wait until Mondays or Fridays to confront each other when they travel to different arenas together every night for house shows?
They do fight. We just don't hear about it.
They don't want to use their chi on unworthy opponents.
It takes a lot of stamina to perform finishers. You need to first build it up. Have you not played wrestling games before?
Not just that, HBK's superkick is born again. Thus, his superkick is twice as powerful as normal superkick.
Most of the logical problems with wrestling noted in this thread actually have really good explanations behind them. You just have to pay attention to deep hidden subtext that embodies the wrestling industry. It all makes sense.
TheBigBopper
Banned
And before he was born again, during his a$$hole days, why was his superkick powerful then?
And before he was born again, during his a$$hole days, why was his superkick powerful then?
Crack cocaine is known to give big boost in energy and a sense of supremacy to its users.
And before he was born again, during his a$$hole days, why was his superkick powerful then?
Crack cocaine is known to give big boost in energy and a sense of supremacy to its users.
nah, HBK was Vince's boy toy
Big Show crying on the back of the casket being drug around... WWE writers was wylin!
how can you kick the boss in the head, molest his daugher, fight his son and his son in law, but you really only get in trouble when you fail a piss test?
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
When the Guerreros did this, whoever was in charge, (I think Teddy Long but I been off wrestling for so long) said if they get DQ'd on purpose the belt would go to the challengers. GM's can just say this
Crack cocaine is known to give big boost in energy and a sense of supremacy to its users.
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Test of Strength
Both guys meet at the center. One guy raises his hand up in the air. FREE SHOT!!!
Heel Handshake into Cheap Shot
Oldest trick in the book, still works!!! Come on babyfaces, get it together!
Flush Low Blow
Should be /match every single time!
Both guys meet at the center. One guy raises his hand up in the air. FREE SHOT!!!
Heel Handshake into Cheap Shot
Oldest trick in the book, still works!!! Come on babyfaces, get it together!
Flush Low Blow
Should be /match every single time!
ThatKidBlackHippy
thekid
Crack cocaine is known to give big boost in energy and a sense of supremacy to its users.
it all makes sense now