Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

[Singh]

When you wrestle against RVD in ECW, why the fukk would you catch a chair and hold it up for 3-5 seconds and let this motherfukker bust you in the grill with that Vandaminator shyt?

why not catch the chair and smash the motherfukker up in the dome, get the pin, go backstage and walk out of the arena with all his purp?

 

[Ace Money]

Big Show, why you not most dominate WWE Champion of all time?

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

- When you got your opponent by the hair, and ready to drop a bomb on him, why are you asking the crowd if you should do it? What if they say no? You just gonna let him go and be like

- When you on your back, and a nikka got your legs up (no homo), why are you begging him not to slap a hold on you, as he's looking around the arena with the ? Why aren't you struggling to change that situation?

deaaad

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

-Why do rooms turn red whenever Kane is around? Is it because of his inconsistent magical powers or does he literally demand people to light his room up before a show?

-If Undertaker is this undead entity that scares everyone, where the fukk does he hang out in the back before his matches? Do they have a special room where they lock him in? Does he eat? Nothing about the Undertaker makes sense. How can someone that can't die be knocked down and pinned?

-Why don't wrestlers complain about Sin Cara's stripper lighting? shyt is an unfair work environment.

-The ENTIRE RAW locker room except a few walked out because of Miz and R-Truth? Yet they don't mind wrestling psychopaths in a flaming ring or unsanctioned fights around the arena ... but when two of their peers interfere a match they had nothing to do with they can't deal anymore?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Why arent these superstars raping these fine ass divas?


bytch ass generation



AJ, Naomi, & Kaitlynn wouldnt be walking freely backstage in the 80's with Sheik & Savage around

 

[krackdagawd]

Why arent these superstars raping these fine ass divas?


bytch ass generation



AJ, Naomi, & Kaitlynn wouldnt be walking freely backstage in the 80's with Sheik & Savage around

Especially AJ

 

[DaylitoJames]

When wrestlers put their wives/girlfriends/valets on the line in a match for 30 days and lose why do the wrestlers that win the women for 30 days have them as maids and cooks or random shyt like that but never fukk them?! You "legally" share that girl why not get that puss she might be down with that but instead you just do stupid shyt with her.

Brian Pillman was the only man I've seen that actually did the right thing, he won Marlena off from Goldust and constantly filmed her naked ass showering after piping her down. I swear that man could have been the leader of the Attitude Era had he not died, luckily his Hollywood Blond partner Steve Austin led the Era with pride.

 

[El Guapo]

Why aren't these superstars raping these fine ass divas?

bytch ass generation

AJ, Naomi, & Kaitlynn wouldn't be walking freely backstage in the 80's with Sheik & Savage around

Who says there not just giving it up freely

 

[El Guapo]

-Why don't wrestlers complain about Sin Cara's stripper lighting? shyt is an unfair work environment.

Should've showed this on TV though.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

Heath Slater talk about Sin Cara "Backstage Fallout" smackdown 6/1/2012 - YouTube



Should've showed this on TV though.

 

[thaKEAF]

If I'm a heel (especially a coward heel character) and I'm a champion..why dont I just get DQed or counted out every match to retain? Where does the sense of pride come from?

 

[puppetmaster]

Why do heels lose all their damn common sense when they turn face and proceed to fall for all the dastardly heel things they once did themselves on a regular basis








-P-

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

so if im a heel, i cant do the beautiful things in life like go to church, play with my puppy, or take care of my child?... i gotta kick a baby into the crowd instead, BBQ a poodle , and challenge God to a 1-on-1 match?

 

[ThaGlow]

Originally Posted by thaKEAF View Post
If I'm a heel (especially a coward heel character) and I'm a champion..why dont I just get DQed or counted out every match to retain? Where does the sense of pride come from?

Some heels actually try that. But usually followed by the ref claiming if __________ doesn't get back into the ring, he will lose the title.

C'mon ref, you don't got pull like that!

But yeah I'd be doing that shyt on the regular.

 

[ThaGlow]

Royal Rumble Promos

Every wrestler cutting their Royal Rumble promo talking about "I toss 29 other wrestlers over the top rope..." NOBODY tosses 29 other wrestlers out. What if you're #30, certainly half the other wrestlers been eliminated already.