Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

[Womb Raider]

@ the slingshot actually working

nikkas literally slingshot themselves thru the move

 

[R=G]

Explain to me ONCE AND FOR ALL..how did Kane get Lita pregnant? He forced her into marriage..so she didn't bang willingly..what happened here?

 

[TheBigBopper]

-Why Triple H puttin the head of the sledgehammer in his hand when he swing on nikkas? They gettin a loaded back-hand and not a full shot

-How does a finisher dead nikkas for years, but it takes you to drop 5 stunners/pedigrees/tombstones to get out a mania match?

1. They be fining nikkas for overly egregious damage. HHH don’t wanna pay them 100 racks + potential personal lawsuit for inflicting brain damage.

2. the wrestlers take special PEDs the day before their mania match. They are very expensive, so they only use them when they get a phat ass win bonus check like at mania.

Only in wrestling can you book matches DURING the show. It's cool that you added an interesting main event, but what was on the card before that? Were you just gonna have a Q&A session with the audience to close out the show?

on a lot of nights, the WWE Booking Committee purposefully leaves room for a few TBD matches so superstars of status can challenge each other. Everyone in the ‘E is aware of the pecking order, so Zach Ryder or some other scrub wouldn’t bother taking advantage of an open slot bc they know Vince would shoot them down.

Rikishi tried to kill Austin with a car (he did for The Rock).

Austin came back and tried to kill Rikishi with his truck but slammed into an police car and was taken away from the scene.

Neither faced additional charges

McMahon got that long ass money for police bribes Don’t forget he got off Snuka and beat the Feds over steroids

 

[TheBigBopper]

Pretty much everything about The Undertaker "deadman" gimmick.

I mean why aren't scientists studying his body so they could find ways to bring dead people back to life?

Nerdy ass scientists are too scared to approach a 7 foot zombie. I don’t blame em

Also why would a dead guy waste time wrestling? You're one of kind because you're a dead guy that's alive lol.

If you are immortal and impervious to pain, what would be the most effective way to make money? Dead nikkas need money to stunt on hoes too

Big in shape guys punching one another and they get no black eyes or bruising.

they got tough ass skin

Stone cold always beating up Vince and never getting fired.

No matter how disrespectful an MF is to you, would you fire him if he’s making you hundreds of millions of dollars a year and eventually turned you into a billionaire?

Undertaker not using his magic "Turn out the light and appear in the ring" powers at that MMA event where he pressed Brock Lesnar.

Taker was tryna be low key with it. Plus, he needs the energy of the WWE Universe to conjure his powers. Them UFC fans don’t cut it.

Stone Cold pressing Mike Tyson in his prime

best wrestler vs best boxer. I can dig it

And Tyson only pushes him rather try to knock him out with his fists.

Tyson didn’t want that smoke
Vince making wrestlers Kiss his ass, wouldn't Vince get in trouble for sexual harassment lol.

This nikka beat the Feds and his wife works for Trump. You think a wrestler is gonna have a chance in court?

Vince cheats on Linda with the female wrestlers and she never confronts him about it.

She like that money too much plus, that $50mm Vince dropped on her failed political campaign was an apology gift.

Yokozuna's Bonzai drop NOT being life ending. A 600 plus Samoan dropping on your sternum at a rapid velocity would crush major organs immediately and easily. Cats get pinned then lay "out" for a few moments and they are back the next week.






-P-

wrestlers got some skrong ass pecs (nohomo)

Old Schoolish...

Asian Mist, used by the Great Muta, Tajiri and others, has blinded, burned, and poisoned countless wrestlers. But apparently it's A-OK to store it in your mouth and suffer no ill effects.

coz japanese are born with a special gene that gives them tougher cheeks than we do. If you’re born with the mist gland, you automatically have the cheek protection. There is some residual damage though. Over time the mist weakens the inside of their mouths and travels up to their brain, leading to mild dementia. It’s why Asuka, Tajiri and Muta act so damn crazy.

i came across this searchin for the original tv/movie one, but the fact that basketball and football players retire by their late 30s and the idea that its wrestlers still goin strong at 60, 70+???

old man strength + nba and nfl nikkas is soft pampered ass nikkas. Old wrestlers used to get paid shyt, stayed in cheap ass motels and had to drive everywhere, so they’re built tougher.