Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

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Why do defeated wrestlers immediately come to after being pinned by their opponent's finishing move? For instance, Austin hits the Stunner, pins his opponent and gets the win, and the defeated wrestler rolls out of the ring holding his head or neck. :wtf: Wouldn't it make more sense for the defeated wrestler to be out for a while after being on the receving end of the finisher?
 

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Asian Mist, used by the Great Muta, Tajiri and others, has blinded, burned, and poisoned countless wrestlers. But apparently it's A-OK to store it in your mouth and suffer no ill effects.

Speaking of toxic chemicals, how was Rick Martel planning on selling his "Arrogance" perfume when he was poisoning people with it every week on national tv?
 

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Why are faces unable to recognize a setup in the making? Whenever a face is challenged by a heel/heels, and his cohort/partner/manager accepts the challenge instead of him, it usually means that they are planning to turn on him. For example, a heel challenges the main face to a match, and his partner comes out to accept the challenge. During the match, as the main face prepares to hit his finisher, his partner turns on him, and the three of them (the turncoat partner and two heels) beat the main face down as the show comes to an end.
 

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when the hardcore belt was around how come no one pinned the champ while they were sleeping and just never show up for events ever again?

I remember someone pinning Crash Holly when he was asleep, I think it was Gerald Brisco. As for the other part, :manny:

Here's the vid
 
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- Biker gang feeling comfortable openly telling people WHEN they are going to perform their the next of several gang attacks. Nobody in Orlando thinks to tip off the police? Or at least not bring their children to said hand turf?


- Large extremely easy to identify pale skinned individual with red hair steals a luxury car with thousands of witnesses on live tv. Touts while driving, commits reckless endangerment, likely did NOT employ the 10-2 hand position, admits guilt on live tv. No charges have been filed as of this time at said homicidal grand theft auto perpetrator




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