Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

[El Cocodrilo]

Why don't people use tasers and tranquilizer darts in every No DQ match?

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Why does someone's music come on before they make a "surprise" attack? The Shield's music should never hit unless they scheduled for a match or promo.

 

[jackswstd]

You get "fired" "quit" and although you're 7 feet tall and 500lbs you somehow manage to sneak into your former workplace completely unnoticed, and they still play your entrance theme

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Hogan was most vunerable to kicks , clotheslines, wrestling takedowns and spears during his Hulk Ups...sadly no wrestler ever knew that or even attempted

 

[Yoda]

ionno if anyone said this - but - if triple h is really the cerebral assasin, then why he always covered the hammer before he struck someone? why didnt he just swing that fukker like a .... cerebral assasiin.?

 

[The axe murderer]

Camera men with no conscience doing nothing while witnessing kidnappings, assaults, rape, necrophilia, extortion attempts, assaults with deadly weapons etc, no charges are ever brought against anyone nor are said tapes being reviewed as evidence






-P-

 

[Norrin Radd]

Wrestlers waiting a full match to use their punch finisher.

 

[Brehcepticon]

Wrestlers waiting a full match to use their punch finisher.

You gotta work to build up that Special meter

 

[The axe murderer]

- A punch (which is even worse now because of Big Show's WMD. So what do the other punches do? Lol)

- Irish whip

- But my favourite has to be when there is a faulty finish due to a ref not seing that someone cheated by holding the ropes, or there was outside interference. Sometimes the Commish/GM will come down and reverse the decision and have the match continue. Shouldn't this technically be done for EVERY match that this happens in?

To add on to the Irish whip it seems that the wrestlers it's used on is in perpetual motion when there is no object to stop him. This mean you could do it on an empty plane and send the person careening for miles?

 

[The axe murderer]

Back then hot women would turn spontaneously lesbian around each other

 

[The axe murderer]

top rope moves. Just walk away

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

How many lives does Paul Bearer have exactly ?

 

[FunkDoc1112]

why would i team up with someone who just tried to kill me a year earlier?

I remember this was actually Austin's justification for teaming with HHH

"This man was sick and twisted enough to engineer a plot to kill me. Why wouldn't I want him on my side?!"

 

[Ripp]

i came across this searchin for the original tv/movie one, but the fact that basketball and football players retire by their late 30s and the idea that its wrestlers still goin strong at 60, 70+???

Old dudes gain old man strength which would be useless in basketball and football (speed would be needed as well) so it's more believable that an old wrestler can kick your ass

 

[Bryan Danielson]

WWE basically buried their championship by saying a B+ caliber wrestler is capable of winning it.

Underrated and FACTUAL POST