Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

[mr x]

A wrestling match is the only sitiuation where the effects of a choke lessen the longer you hold it.

 

[puppetmaster]

Why wouldn't I swing a chair like a bat as opposed to flat. Especially towards a cat Big Show's size.








-P-

 

[Reality Check]

Any time Hulk Hogan is able to beat down several guys at a time that are 20-30 years younger than him.

 

[jadillac]

When has it ever been within the law to use a sledgehammer or a chair etc against an a person in a fight?

How is this not grounds for arrest?

-Also, when someone whips you in the ropes and bends down to set you up for a back body drop, why would you EVER fall for it? 100% of the time, you should kick the person in the face or hit them in the head.

 

[malbaker86]

Why does it take "security" forever to run in and break things up and why don't they ever come out IMMEDIATELY following a run-in?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Anything can be resolved via a wrestling match. Even custody battles.

 

[CJ]

A wrestler can take all sorts of punishment in 20+ minute matches, but suddenly when they are a guest referee, they're K.O.'d off one punch? That striped shirt must weaken the body on contact.

 

[jackswstd]

Ref got his back turned while someone interferes in the match using a weapon or finisher. Unless that ref is deaf I'm sure he heard the loud sound of foreign object smacking skull or back, and felt the shaking of the ring enough to draw his attention.

 

[puppetmaster]

One night of the year everyone gets to use contra codes it seems and repeatedly kick out of finishers that would typically knock them out







-P-

 

[Ace Money]

The opponents clasping of the hands behind the back whenever someone delivers a tombstone.

"No worries,fam'. I don't want your finisher to look sloppy."

 

[tremonthustler1]

when you're getting punched 10 times while the fans count each one. Around the 4th one, I'm pushing you the fukk off me. Why am I letting you snuff me for a nice round even number and not doing anything about it?

 

[TheBigBopper]

if goldberg was such a badass, then were those guards doing escorting him to the ring?

 

[TheBigBopper]

If HBK uses the superkick as a finisher, and it is deadly and finishes his opponents off, why can't other wrestlers who perform the superkick get the same results? What makes Benjamin, Ziggler and Morrison's superkick any weaker than HBK's? It is the exact same movement. Are we supposed to believe HBK got extra leg strength or muscles in his heels?

When someone puts you in that starting position of a powerbomb, why don't you get the fukk outta there? Surely having your head between a man's crotch is a good enough warning for you to realize that is a position you do not wanna be in.

When Cena (or anyone who starts a move via fireman's carry) gets you on his shoulders, why don't you struggle to make it hard for him to perform the move? Instead of just peacefully chilling on his shoulder until he drops you on your back.

It's the stomps that add strength

 

[El Guapo]

One night of the year everyone gets to use contra codes it seems and repeatedly kick out of finishers that would typically knock them out







-P-

But when Survivor Series comes around, they're getting pinned off roll-ups and set-up moves.

 

[Swiggy]

- When you got your opponent by the hair, and ready to drop a bomb on him, why are you asking the crowd if you should do it? What if they say no? You just gonna let him go and be like

- When you on your back, and a nikka got your legs up (no homo), why are you begging him not to slap a hold on you, as he's looking around the arena with the ? Why aren't you struggling to change that situation?