Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

[GoddamnyamanProf]

when you're getting punched 10 times while the fans count each one. Around the 4th one, I'm pushing you the fukk off me. Why am I letting you snuff me for a nice round even number and not doing anything about it?

Probably push them off before the punches ever start and they're standing up there with their crotch in your face and their fist in the air looking around like

- When you got your opponent by the hair, and ready to drop a bomb on him, why are you asking the crowd if you should do it? What if they say no? You just gonna let him go and be like

- When you on your back, and a nikka got your legs up (no homo), why are you begging him not to slap a hold on you, as he's looking around the arena with the ? Why aren't you struggling to change that situation?

 

[TheBigBopper]

does the undertaker get magical powers at wrestlemania?
Why does WWE keep hiring referees with ADD? Someone (doesn't even have to be a hot bytch) just jumps on the ring apron and waves their hands, and these muhfukkas have their back turned to the match. at least during the attitude era, bytches would shake their ass or makeout with the referee to distract him. shyt made more sense then

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Unless her p*ssy smells like a toxic waste dump how was Kelly's stink face an effective maneuver?

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

why do nikkas jump with the rock during the rock bottom

 

[tremonthustler1]

why the fukk would I ever get in a ring against New Jack?

 

[jadillac]

Everytime someone get's fired, they magically reappear a few months later like

Try that on a real job. LOL

 

[jackswstd]

Beating the ever loving shyt out of your boss, and still being employed.

 

[tremonthustler1]

all those wrestlers, yet there's 3 dressing rooms at most. Does everyone else just leave the hotel in their wrestling gear?

 

[CantStop]

when undertaker grabs you by the neck and he's holding you for 5 seconds, why are you standing still like an idiot knowing he's about to chokeslam your ass?

 

[Imagi-Knight]

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[jadillac]

* perfectly executes complicated finisher outta nowhere, falls on mat lifeless...to lifeless to even drape 1 arm over opponent for 3 count. *

Announcer: "What a manuever....he must be running on pure instinct, both men are down!"

Opening spot of the cage match:

Wrestler A tries to climb out
Wrestler B notices, turns around and starts running
Wrestler B then pulls down Wrestler A, instead of going through the door to win the match

So true

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Yup, always takes them at least a full minute to slowly climb out of the cage. Wouldn't you just bide your time and play possum until they start the slow climb, then you get up and dive out of the door in 3 seconds

 

[TheBigBopper]

how come nikkas don't try running out ASAP during a cage match?

how come nikkas would rather perform some high risk maneuver off the top of a ladder instead of grabbing the belt and winning the match?

why do jobbers even bother showing up? they know they're gonna lose and then have something terrible happen to them like their feet lit afire or getting stuffed into a body bag

 

[El Guapo]

Wrestlers be running, jumping and do everything at full speed, but when it's time to climb that ladder, they start moving at a snail's pace

 

[THEREALBRAND]

*Gets belittled on national TV by your boss on a weekly basis*
*Has a co-worker spit in your face*
*Is forced to rub oil on a male co-worker's body*
*Yet doesn't file a lawsuit against the company*