HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[DPresidential]

In super hero movies. Why do the villains always try to kill the hero with the most plan they come up with??

Why didn't Bane just kill Batman instead? He would have succeeded in destroying gotham then.


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Interesting enough, in our world of mere mortals... we all do shyt that defies human logic.

People smoke cigarettes knowing it kills them. People fukk with no rubber with the most random nasty people. People sit on their couch being lazy complaining about why life isn't prosperous knowing that if they applied themselves they could potentially be the biggest success.

They don't do what is logical.

In the comic book world, that same human flaw is probably exemplified by %1000. Just like strength and other forms of intelligence. When a villain has a superhero in his clutches and that super hero's death is imminent...

The ego and level un almost sheer exctasy of actually having said hero in such a vunerable spot has to be reveled in. It has to be savored...and by that time... The superhero has foudn a way out and thrwarts the plan.

The best analogy of this in our world?

When you are fukking with no condom...the p*ssy gets to a point where it is so good... and every logical bone is telling you to pull out...but the feeling is nirvana like and you keep telling yourself one more thrust...

What do alot of people do? They do the illogical.

 

[Lord Beasley]

Pretty Little Liars has too many shyt

how do they all get a text at the same time? teacher fukking one of his high school students and the parents dont care?

off topic - why are most the shows on ABC family raunchy and not family-oriented?

 

[HamAndEgger]

Hostel

Dude is tortured, has fingers severed, best friend is killed. Manages to escape...thinks about Japanese girl being tortured who he doesn't even know...goes back to save her

 

[porque]

I was just watching the new Star Trek and it had a scene thats repeated all the time that always annoys me

there's a timer about to go off and the character thats defusing the bomb gets up in the middle to argue a point with someone, like cant you do that shyt afterwards(assuming you survive)?

 

[Danny Up]

The Wire - Season 1 When Avon was ripping into that basketball coach and saying you a p*ssy for letting a man get up in ya face like this. What did he expect the coach to do? Like the coach was gonna stand up and argue with a furious drug kingpin surrounded by his goons. Dude wasn't being a punk he was being sensible. Look at what happened to the security guard in season 4 when he stood up to insecure ass Marlo.

WTF? shyt like that happens everyday. Also Avon was a killer so off course he's gonna be even more with it. Just go in The Booth or anywhere in America and listen to fukk nikkas talking bout so and so a pusssy and what he shoulda did, or what they would of did.

 

[Iamnoone]

Hostel

Dude is tortured, has fingers severed, best friend is killed. Manages to escape...thinks about Japanese girl being tortured who he doesn't even know...goes back to save her

she ended up being the reason he even escaped

 

[K-ZOE]

Stars Wars - The end of Ep 3 Ben is about early to mid 30's when Luke and Leia are born. Ep 4 this mufukka is like 80 and Luke and Leia are early 20's, late teens. If you tryna hide the seed of the most powerful Jedi of all time, who incidentally has just turned evil, would you hide him on said evil Jedi's home planet, with his blood related aunt and uncle.....AND give him his true last name??

Red Tails - So you really can tell whether or not this desperate ass, lookin for a come up italian broad is cute or not from your fukkin jet? And you can find her crib later on to pay a visit with no problem?

 

[DaRealness]

Belly:

- Nas gets shot in the leg but still manages to drive home in his car talking 'bout "we still going to Africa" without any emotion in his voice whatsoever

 

[Blankthawtz]

batman returns

michelle pheiffer falls out of a window.....gets licked by stray alley cats.....and can instantly do somersaults...back flips and knows defensive forms of karate....

 

[nieman]

Sesame Street
How many years has Elmo lived there? Yet Elmo is like the only monster that can't read? Whole block does nothing but teach but he's still illiterate. Too busy being a diva?
How come Cookie Monster never got his a$$ beat for always spilling all of those cookie crumbs?
And all of those homeless monsters and no crime? better yet, Big Bird has all of those friends but lives on the street?
And I guess Kermit is the one that made it out

 

[Phlipside]

2 Fast 2 Furious

Brian and Roman slam a car
with no windshield head first into
a boat and the only injury was Roman
having a broken arm?

 

[Danny Up]

Belly:

- Nas gets shot in the leg but still manages to drive home in his car talking 'bout "we still going to Africa" without any emotion in his voice whatsoever

That's not that far-fetched.

 

[porque]

2 Fast 2 Furious

Brian and Roman slam a car
with no windshield head first into
a boat and the only injury was Roman
having a broken arm?

what about the cars shooting flames when they press the gas

or a bunch of cars doing 100+ in the city with no injuries

 

[Blankthawtz]

Life of Pi......

one scene the boat is full of fish...dead carcus...tiger vomit/piss/shyt.....then in the very next scene the boat is spotless...

 

[porque]

Life of Pi......

one scene the boat is full of fish...dead carcus...tiger vomit/piss/shyt.....then in the very next scene the boat is spotless...

Spoiler

but you realise it wasnt real, right? it was just his retelling