I was in a courthouse yesterday and this slim sexy ting was standing outside when I first pulled up. It was dark and I noticed her, saw her shape heard her voice and she was dressed professionally so she caught my attention but I played it cool
(My lane is intelligent black businesswomen)
So anyway I walk by her and the man shes talking to a couple times and I speak. "Hey how yall doing"
They speak back. I'm there on business so I forget all about the interaction once I'm inside
I go in and sit down and it's a lot of folks around cause its election day. So about 40 people come in the room and I see ole girl when she comes in but I'm not sure shes the same girl I saw outside cause it was dark and I didn't see her face
So she's sitting in the row behind me.
I'm not a thirsty nikka so even tho I'm curious about her, I play it cool plus I'm there on business
So seats all around me are filling up but folks are keeping a seat in between me and them cause they dont know me and I'm a bearded black man
I'm used to it, I understand
Next thing I know, professional slim ting gets up from where shes sitting in the row behind me and she comes and plops her sexy ass in the seat right next to me, talking about "I'm small so I can fit in right here"
I'm like "yeah u small enough"
And we have a good laugh
So the whole time shes there, she's looking in the other direction away from me like she ain't paying me no attention
She gave absolutely NO signs that she's interested
But guess what? I haven't been OBLIVIOUS in like 8 or 9 years, so she didn't have to give me any extra signs!!!! The fact that she sat next to me when she was already sitting somewhere else was enough! She was OBVIOUSLY getting close to me cause she wanted me to talk to her!!!!! Duh!!!!
The point of this story is.... STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD YOU DUSTY NEGROES AND DEVILS!!!!
STOP BEING OBLIVIOUS IN 2019!!!!
Yall make me sick!
How you still oblivious after this long?
I started a convo with ole girl and we got to talking, traded numbers and the rest is history
Shes a judge
. Brehs if I smash a judge that will be one for the history books
I wonder if she keep some cuffs at home
I texted her after she left
NEO: It was good talking to you
JUDGE: Likewise, you'll be seeing more of me hopefully
brehs its THAT easy.
Even funnier thing is before she came and sat next to me, there was this high yella thick thing in the room that kept staring at a breh too
I was trying to get both numbers but I logistically couldn't since we were all in the same room
But when thick girl was about to leave I made sure to be like "how u doing"
She turned around and looked back at a breh like
"I'm good and you"
I should have made an excuse to go to the bathroom and got her number too
But anyway the 2 morals here are
STOP BEING OBLIVIOUS.... OR ELSE
AND
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE #HANDSOMEGANG