Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Yup but it was never that obvious as OP it was more subtle but its happened alot I think

 

[Darealtwo1]

I'm the king of this, brehs. I just left a get together at my homegirls and she texted me like "Jasmine (Her friend) is asking if you're taken or gay " and of course I'm like because this chick is bad as fukk.

I did crack jokes on her because I kept seeing her around me throughout the night and we was talking but it didn't even register that girl like that would be into me.

Ass was absolutely amazing too.

Didn't even get her number and I feel lame as fukk, asking my home girl for it

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I'm the king of this, brehs. I just left a get together at my homegirls and she texted me like "Jasmine (Her friend) is asking if you're taken or gay " and of course I'm like because this chick is bad as fukk.

I did crack jokes on her because I kept seeing her around me throughout the night and we was talking but it didn't even register that girl like that would be into me.

Ass was absolutely amazing too.

Didn't even get her number and I feel lame as fukk, asking my home girl for it

Lol man get that number from your homie

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

more times than i wish to remember

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

..bump...

 

[skokiaan]

Ever just been driving away from somewhere and then go through his range of emotions .........

Key points:

-Two sexually frustrated and single women plus me (One I knew, first time meeting her friend)

-Wine and loud were involved, smoking me out for coming over

-Last conversation (Before today when she asked for tree) that the girl that I actually knew said to me was "I wish I could sit on your dikk" (I was playing 2K or something so I ignored it and forgot about it) and was really into me.

-The one that likes me is Belgian / French (Black too) and is pretty comfortable sexually. She asked me if I knew what Bukkake was and brought up how people who don't know what is don't watch enough porn.

-They shotgunned a blunt hit in front of me.

-I ducked out after one too many slick comments about "how I don't pay her attention when she throwing p*ssy but I'll sure swing by to make some quick cash" and It got kinda heavy

Oh...and I caught the girl that I already dealt with staring at my sweats while we chilled on the couch

And now that I think about, they had me sit between them

Tell me I'm overthinking this cus I'm high and didn't just miss an alley oop chance

Spoiler: If you actually made it this far

Body of the one I already dealt with

 

[1thouwow]

I was purposely oblivious today

 

[Teal.]

Man this thread bought up a bad memory.

 

[drugxglory]

 

[Giselle]

Thread full of L's:cackle:

Some of y'all are slow.

 

[Draje]

 

[Draje]

Thread full of L's:cackle:

Some of y'all are slow.

Negged for finding happiness in our obliviousness

 

[skokiaan]

i know how you feel breh, only difference is after i realized what i had done i had to simp hard for two years begging for another chance. we was in diff cities in those years..when i got back baby girl was cool and we arranged a weekend away but i managed to get high and send her the wrong message on whatapp

she never spoke to me again

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Breh this thread never ceases to have me like

 

[kaldurahm]

I remember I was shopping at a clothing show looking through for some jeans or whatever. I was about 19 at the time and I was with my mom. This older lady comes to me and asks if I work there and I'm like "do you see me with the uniform"... Anyways she asks me where I work, I'm like at a retirement home as a receptionist. I'm still shopping and she still following me, asking random sht. I'm like why this lady in the men's isle anyways. So I went to my mom like, mom this lady stalking me.

She was so-so.

Another time was during frosh. I'm sitting down chilling, cause the day as pretty crazy and some white girl sits beside me and starts talking... Anyways she asks if I was heading to the big party happening later that night (there was multiple parties, she wanted me to go to the one her campus was holding). I'm like nah, probably not. I'm sure that woulda been hella easy in the club, her friends were gossiping like crazy as well. To be fair, I wasn't really attracted to her though.

A lot more, this is just off the top. Nothing as crazy as some of the stuff in here