Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[Fatboi1]

I just remembered another that happened. This happened maybe like a year after the story with the last chick I told y'all about. Shorty called me like her place was having repairs and she needed a place to stay for the night

So we in the bed, she in her bra and panties (she ran track so her body was ), and I'm in my boxers, and we talking. I start scratching my leg and she says:

Her: nikka are you jerking off right now
Me: No, I'm just scratching my leg
Her: I don't believe you let me see your dikk
Me: What you wanna see my dikk for
Her: Cause you might be jerking off
Me: I ain't pulling my dikk out but you can tell from my boxers I ain't even hard
Her: Yeah, your shyt mad limp right now
Me: See now go to bed dummy

Like 4 days later I was like when it hit me what happened.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

nikka I wish I was making that shyt up. I'm fukking clueless in reading chicks. There's been so many chicks that I swore was feeling me that hit me with the and so many who I had no clue about who low key loved me.

Its all part of being a fukk nikka I guess

 

[TommyHilltrigga]

I'll make it a quick story.

There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.

nikka said Babylon 5

 

[Silkk]

 

[SumBlackguyz]

I just remembered another that happened. This happened maybe like a year after the story with the last chick I told y'all about. Shorty called me like her place was having repairs and she needed a place to stay for the night

So we in the bed, she in her bra and panties (she ran track so her body was ), and I'm in my boxers, and we talking. I start scratching my leg and she says:

Her: nikka are you jerking off right now
Me: No, I'm just scratching my leg
Her: I don't believe you let me see your dikk
Me: What you wanna see my dikk for
Her: Cause you might be jerking off
Me: I ain't pulling my dikk out but you can tell from my boxers I ain't even hard
Her: Yeah, your shyt mad limp right now
Me: See now go to bed dummy

Like 4 days later I was like when it hit me what happened.

 

[CapitalOne]

I just remembered another that happened. This happened maybe like a year after the story with the last chick I told y'all about. Shorty called me like her place was having repairs and she needed a place to stay for the night

So we in the bed, she in her bra and panties (she ran track so her body was ), and I'm in my boxers, and we talking. I start scratching my leg and she says:

Her: nikka are you jerking off right now
Me: No, I'm just scratching my leg
Her: I don't believe you let me see your dikk
Me: What you wanna see my dikk for
Her: Cause you might be jerking off
Me: I ain't pulling my dikk out but you can tell from my boxers I ain't even hard
Her: Yeah, your shyt mad limp right now
Me: See now go to bed dummy

Like 4 days later I was like when it hit me what happened.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Here's a picture of shorty I was talking bout. I ain't seen her since like 2007/8 or so. She was tall, like 6'1/6'2. Shoulda knocked her off when I had the chance

 

[Detroit Wave]

Here's a picture of shorty I was talking bout. I ain't seen her since like 2007/8 or so. She was tall, like 6'1/6'2. Shoulda knocked her off when I had the chance

you lost

 

[↓R↑LYB]

you lost

Breh, the L's I've taken could fill an encyclopedia

Low key wanna hit her up on Facebook but she gotta bf and kid. Plus Im now and she still fit

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Here's a picture of shorty I was talking bout. I ain't seen her since like 2007/8 or so. She was tall, like 6'1/6'2. Shoulda knocked her off when I had the chance

She played ball for what school?

 

[KOOL-AID]

Here's a picture of shorty I was talking bout. I ain't seen her since like 2007/8 or so. She was tall, like 6'1/6'2. Shoulda knocked her off when I had the chance

now I really gotta kill u

 

[↓R↑LYB]

She played ball for what school?

She ran track for university of Cincinnati. She was a freshman I was a sophomore. nikka had them certs back then

 

[↓R↑LYB]

now I really gotta kill u

Bdizzle did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that

 

[Rocket Scientist]

She ran track for university of Cincinnati. She was a freshman I was a sophomore. nikka had them certs back then

Sorry bruh but you drop the ball on that one......

 

[Rocket Scientist]

All jokes aside BDizzle maybe it's for best