Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

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I was in the back room of a store I was working at, moving some boxes with a female coworker who has a boyfriend. I ask her "Could you pass me that box over there?". She mumbles really softly "You can have whatever you want." As I'm walking away to the front of the store with the box I'm like "Wait, what did she just say?" :lupe:
 

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:
:dwillhuh: BREH! BREH!...... man:stopitslime:
 

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fukk it @Pete Wrigley
Last year it was frosh week ...my last year of University as a Senior :blessed:

The previous year I spent doing a coop internship but before that as a Junior during the last weeks of school I started hollering at girls in libraries/publicly on campus to build my game. So I used to serve food on campus and see a gang of sweet freshman ladies. One day after a party where I was caught macking a fat chick at a keggar :snoop: I was in the library with a homie and knew I had to redeem myself from that drunken slip up. I see a sweeeeeet petite sri lankan chick that I always used to see during work. I told my homie, "breh Im gonna go take a shyt, come out and bag that chick sitting there." He laughed and spectated. I went up after, introduced myself and mentioned that I see her around the campus food court but never had a chance to say anything and she shouldnt be a stranger if she sees me around.

yadadyada like i said it was the last couple weeks of junior year so i didnt really see her again but after my internship I moved into a new crib and saw this girl walking down my street when I was walking to go meet a friend. We chopped it up as her friends spectated (she was surprised I remembered her name and waws bold enough to call her out). I got the number and tried to kick it but too soon.

Anyways we made plans to chill at my crib one day and we just chileld, talked and watched breaking bad. After I walked her home and met those same friends/roommates. She also invited me to her friends birthday party...girl bought my ticket and everything. She even got one of her dudes to lend me shoes cause i hadnt brought all my clothing from home and needed black shoes to get in.

So we get to the club after the pre drink and I was mackin on some other chick on some playa shyt :mjlol:. Just for fun but the Sri lankan caught feelings and I played it off. I was hers for the night and I apologized. We danced, kissed basically were together the whole night. After we went back to her crib and we were all just chillin with her roommates and shyt. At like 4 am i decide to go home and she says she escort me out of course. SMH. Im at the door putting on my shoes and she asks either if I want or need her to walk me home. I LIKE A FOOL, SAY, "nah I'm okay" thinking she thought I was too drunk or some shyt and needed her help. Liiterally 3 mins after leaving the crib I stop dead to rights...:noah: "I coulda brought her to the crib and smashed :to:"

I say fukk it though, we had such a good night i'm sure there will be another opportunity! So the next day I'm helping out basically my only homegirl move into her new apartment cause she was pregnant. My phone was left in her car off all day and the same girl messaged me asking to chill!!!! But i didnt see the msg until it was too late. After that she was barely giving me play whenever i'd try to text. I even took her out for ice cream months later but it just wasnt there like that any more. :noah:


:laff: I will never get over this one. I still have thoughts of trying to get back at her and I might say fukk it and do so
 

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One time I was telling my brother this story and my pops came in from work and heard the ending part. Even he was like, "you blew it :pachaha:"

:to:.

I redeemed myself somewhat months later though. My sri lankan homie invited her and some friends to a party we were going to cause he wanted to go to a black ppl party on campus. I found a different portuguese/sri lankan girl there sexy as hell and smashed that same night. I was on a mission.
 

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fukk it @Pete Wrigley
Last year it was frosh week ...my last year of University as a Senior :blessed:

The previous year I spent doing a coop internship but before that as a Junior during the last weeks of school I started hollering at girls in libraries/publicly on campus to build my game. So I used to serve food on campus and see a gang of sweet freshman ladies. One day after a party where I was caught macking a fat chick at a keggar :snoop: I was in the library with a homie and knew I had to redeem myself from that drunken slip up. I see a sweeeeeet petite sri lankan chick that I always used to see during work. I told my homie, "breh Im gonna go take a shyt, come out and bag that chick sitting there." He laughed and spectated. I went up after, introduced myself and mentioned that I see her around the campus food court but never had a chance to say anything and she shouldnt be a stranger if she sees me around.

yadadyada like i said it was the last couple weeks of junior year so i didnt really see her again but after my internship I moved into a new crib and saw this girl walking down my street when I was walking to go meet a friend. We chopped it up as her friends spectated (she was surprised I remembered her name and waws bold enough to call her out). I got the number and tried to kick it but too soon.

Anyways we made plans to chill at my crib one day and we just chileld, talked and watched breaking bad. After I walked her home and met those same friends/roommates. She also invited me to her friends birthday party...girl bought my ticket and everything. She even got one of her dudes to lend me shoes cause i hadnt brought all my clothing from home and needed black shoes to get in.

So we get to the club after the pre drink and I was mackin on some other chick on some playa shyt :mjlol:. Just for fun but the Sri lankan caught feelings and I played it off. I was hers for the night and I apologized. We danced, kissed basically were together the whole night. After we went back to her crib and we were all just chillin with her roommates and shyt. At like 4 am i decide to go home and she says she escort me out of course. SMH. Im at the door putting on my shoes and she asks either if I want or need her to walk me home. I LIKE A FOOL, SAY, "nah I'm okay" thinking she thought I was too drunk or some shyt and needed her help. Liiterally 3 mins after leaving the crib I stop dead to rights...:noah: "I coulda brought her to the crib and smashed :to:"

I say fukk it though, we had such a good night i'm sure there will be another opportunity! So the next day I'm helping out basically my only homegirl move into her new apartment cause she was pregnant. My phone was left in her car off all day and the same girl messaged me asking to chill!!!! But i didnt see the msg until it was too late. After that she was barely giving me play whenever i'd try to text. I even took her out for ice cream months later but it just wasnt there like that any more. :noah:


:laff: I will never get over this one. I still have thoughts of trying to get back at her and I might say fukk it and do so

Breh you said that 3 min after you left you realized what happened, why didnt you just go back and be like "you know what, i wouldnt mind u walking me home still...."

This thread was made so nikkas can see the signs and stop slippin...and you still out here fukkin up :mjlol:
 

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Breh you said that 3 min after you left you realized what happened, why didnt you just go back and be like "you know what, i wouldnt mind u walking me home still...."

This thread was made so nikkas can see the signs and stop slippin...and you still out here fukkin up :mjlol:
breh like i said....i was drunk and i figured I'll get it another time no rush :sadcam:

til this day I tell myself exactly what you told me...that I shoulda came back on some I think I might need your help :shaq: shyt.

if I get my twitter back i might have to get at shorty
 

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My favorite thread on this site. I used this in another in another but it's fitting for me & everyone else that posted:

 

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One time I was telling my brother this story and my pops came in from work and heard the ending part. Even he was like, "you blew it :pachaha:"

:to:.

I redeemed myself somewhat months later though. My sri lankan homie invited her and some friends to a party we were going to cause he wanted to go to a black ppl party on campus. I found a different portuguese/sri lankan girl there sexy as hell and smashed that same night. I was on a mission.
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i got two homies that know her @Pete Wrigley and @Lavish

shall I go for broke and ask for the number from them :wow:

I deleted it way back so I wouldnt look stupid tryna get at her

Nah Bruh to me that wouldn't be a good look. You don't wanna come off as thirsty especially since you effed up before :lolbron:. Get your twitter back & work it from there.
 
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