Mines was pretty bad, but at least I got to hit.
Met shorty through a friend at school after I had broken up with my ex. I was young in the game, and when I told a bytch wanna come to the crib and watch a movie, I really just wanted to just watch the movie
So we went to get something to eat, then back to my crib to watch blood diamonds I think. So we on the couch, the movie ended and I swear to god this is exactly what happened:
Her: I'm getting tired, I'm going to bed, you coming
Me: Oh aight, well I'm tired too
Her: I don't like to sleep with clothes on, is that ok
Me: Yeah that's cool, make yourself at home
*We in the room, it's dark, she butt naked under the sheets, and I'm fully dressed on top of the covers*
Her: Aren't you cold on top of the covers? Come under the sheets with me
Me: Ok, I'll get under with you
*Now I'm under the covers with all my clothes on, bytch in my bed butt ass naked*
Her: Sohh do you always sleep with your clothes on
Me: No, I usually sleep nake...............................
I swear to god bytch probably thought i was either gay or retarded
fukked the shyt outta her that night to make it up though