Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[Wise]

This Hatian broad I had the biggest crush on breh. Cindy Jean Louis

Even in the 6 grade she had the nicest, supplest breast meats in the tri state

So all year I'm low key simping all over her. Writing her name on peices of paper, drawing pictures of us holding hands and shyt. Back then I was mad nervous and scared to talk to bytches so not even a single time did I try to get at her. So one day we at lunch and my boy was like

Breh: Yo bdizzle, what's good my nikka
Me: Chillin, wut you want nikka
Breh: Man what's up with you and Cindy man, I think she might like you
Me: Cindy? Man fukka Cindy, bytch ugly as hell
*on the inside I was like I just wanna marry her and have little hatian jamaican babies and shyt *
Breh: Oh word? Damn breh didn't know you wasn't feeling her like that

I look behind me and Cindy's in tears cause she asked my boy to ask me if I liked her cause she had the biggest crush on me

Like 3 weeks later shorty transferred schools and I've been regretting that shyt ever since.

Next year I was walking to school and looked up and seen this cute chick on the bus. Man I couldn't believe it was Cindy smiling and waving at me. I waved back and that was the last time I seen her.

No lie I'm 31 and every once in a while I still go on Facebook looking for her name just hoping I'd come across her

The last line though sounded like what the old man said in Citizen Kane

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I know breh...I know

The last line though sounded like what the old man said in Citizen Kane

Never seen that movie, but anyone who understands the pain of a young simp, is ok with me

 

[the cac mamba]

I literally wanted to KILL myself after that.

I made sure I never put another woman on a pedestal after that. I learned my lesson THE HARD WAY!!!

that avi tho

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

2 Stories

1st, I had this bytch I knew who through my homie. He met her at school, smashed that ho, and ended up in the friend zone somehow. She was cool as fukk, he used to bring that ho over and play cards, smoke, all that good shyt. She used to come thru dolo and get weed from a nikka too. One time she came over with my homie. We was playing cards late as hell, and this bytch kept trying to playing footsies with a nikka and was looking at a nikka all weird too.

The next day, the bytch hit me up at like 2 in the morning and wanted to come chill. I thought she was coming over with my homie, but she showed up at like 3 am dolo We chilled and watched a movie and shyt. That bytch was leaning all on a nikka. My dumb ass aint know what was going on. I was being Mr. gentleman and shyt. That bytch left in the morning. I told my homeboy what happened, and he was like, that bytch been liking you for forever. She called me and came thru the next day and told me she was mad at me because she been trying to show that she wanted to fukk with a nikka

Im super loyal, so I told her that Ii didn't look at her like that cause she used to mess with my homie. She said that that was a one time thing, and that after she met me, she realized she had picked the wrong one, and she was attracted to how I was an alpha male


Then after we fukked, she was like can I tell you something. She was like, one of the reasons she only fukked Kenny (my homie)was because his dikk was too little. I was like wtf you telling me this shyt for. Yeah, me and that ho still cool tho

2nd story. Back in the day, my homie had this house that everybody used to kick it at. It was like the spot for the squad. It was a bunch of nikkas that be there at all times and shyt. One day, my homie was gone, but I was at the house with a few other nikkas and some chic thats like a "lil sister" type to my homie. Everybody was trying to smash, but nobody had smashed yet.

It's dumb late, with me, her, and 2 other nikkas left. She was in my homie room by herself chilling, and she called me in there. She was trying to watch this House Party DVD and couldn't get the shyt working. I could have fixed the shyt, but I got a bright idea

I acted like I couldn't fix it, and told her she can watch it on the DVD player in the living room. I knew it was a flick in that bytch, so she came to the living room, and I turned on the DVD player and put it on the channel. nikka, it was some old ass porno with Mystikal in that bytch. I was like my bad. That bytch was like.I don't care. I looked at my nikkas like So now the bytch into it, commentating on the flick like John Madden and shyt. Then she makes a comment that she would never have sex without taking a shower first. Man, like 15 minutes later, this bytch talking about, "I'l be right back, I'm bout to go take a shower"

I was like alright, oblivious to the subliminal. It was like 45 minutes and this ho was still in my homeboy room. Then that shyt hit me This bytch was trying to tell nikkas she was ready to fukk. I shared my revelation with my nikkas, but they was on some, you go ahead shyt, acting scary. I'm trying to run a train on this ho cause I know she down. I said fukk it, I'm go leave the door cracked.

I went into the room, man I was smashing this bytch in like 5 seconds, she was waiting the whole time. I left the door open too. Them bytch nikkas never came in. Then they wanna talk about "how was it dog" nikka it was good, you should have got you some. That bytch was a solid 6.5-7 She fat as a house now

 

[Jone2three45]

This Hatian broad I had the biggest crush on breh. Cindy Jean Louis

Even in the 6 grade she had the nicest, supplest breast meats in the tri state

So all year I'm low key simping all over her. Writing her name on peices of paper, drawing pictures of us holding hands and shyt. Back then I was mad nervous and scared to talk to bytches so not even a single time did I try to get at her. So one day we at lunch and my boy was like

Breh: Yo bdizzle, what's good my nikka
Me: Chillin, wut you want nikka
Breh: Man what's up with you and Cindy man, I think she might like you
Me: Cindy? Man fukka Cindy, bytch ugly as hell
*on the inside I was like I just wanna marry her and have little hatian jamaican babies and shyt *
Breh: Oh word? Damn breh didn't know you wasn't feeling her like that

I look behind me and Cindy's in tears cause she asked my boy to ask me if I liked her cause she had the biggest crush on me

Like 3 weeks later shorty transferred schools and I've been regretting that shyt ever since.

Next year I was walking to school and looked up and seen this cute chick on the bus. Man I couldn't believe it was Cindy smiling and waving at me. I waved back and that was the last time I seen her.

No lie I'm 31 and every once in a while I still go on Facebook looking for her name just hoping I'd come across her

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

another time i had this legit model chick from l.a. ( i'd seen her billboards and advertisements) i was kickin it with on some friendly shyt

we were at the club and this dude we were talkin to just up and asks "is this your girl?"

she says immediately "yea im his girl"

im like "na she just my friend"

 

[LieutenantDan]

……...

 

[darius19]

this shyt is comedic gold

but it happens to the best of us, shyt, I'm a college student so I'm always around females, some days I'm just not myself and I feel out of it so I might miss out on some p*ssy, nothing to feel bad about

 

[Mr.Black]

these hos aint feeling you nikkas, you living fantasies nikkas

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

this shyt is comedic gold

but it happens to the best of us, shyt, I'm a college student so I'm always around females, some days I'm just not myself and I feel out of it so I might miss out on some p*ssy, nothing to feel bad about

Word its only an L when the puss was at your finger tips and u let that shyt slide to the next nikka who was peeping game the whole time. Its a cruel world.

 

[atlbound]

these hos aint feeling you nikkas, you living fantasies nikkas

Ive come to realize this about alot of advances....its often just women being playful/nice etc.Of course if youre good or got a mouthpiece (nh) you might can turn it into something more

 

[DeuceZ]

This Hatian broad I had the biggest crush on breh. Cindy Jean Louis

Even in the 6 grade she had the nicest, supplest breast meats in the tri state

So all year I'm low key simping all over her. Writing her name on peices of paper, drawing pictures of us holding hands and shyt. Back then I was mad nervous and scared to talk to bytches so not even a single time did I try to get at her. So one day we at lunch and my boy was like

Breh: Yo bdizzle, what's good my nikka
Me: Chillin, wut you want nikka
Breh: Man what's up with you and Cindy man, I think she might like you
Me: Cindy? Man fukka Cindy, bytch ugly as hell
*on the inside I was like I just wanna marry her and have little hatian jamaican babies and shyt *
Breh: Oh word? Damn breh didn't know you wasn't feeling her like that

I look behind me and Cindy's in tears cause she asked my boy to ask me if I liked her cause she had the biggest crush on me

Like 3 weeks later shorty transferred schools and I've been regretting that shyt ever since.

Next year I was walking to school and looked up and seen this cute chick on the bus. Man I couldn't believe it was Cindy smiling and waving at me. I waved back and that was the last time I seen her.

No lie I'm 31 and every once in a while I still go on Facebook looking for her name just hoping I'd come across her

My girl's last name is Jean Louis

first name aint Cindy though

 

[LieutenantDan]

My girl's last name is Jean Louis

first name aint Cindy though

maybe he changed the name to protect all parties involved

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Never, i just chose to ignore them because they were demonic.

 

[illwittdeez]

I don't wanna tell, some of the stories still hurt