MAN I'M THE WORST AT THIS shyt.
You got me looking like an idiot in class right now
I think I was a little too passive on certain occasions. #FeelsBadMan
beezy
Old Member
im pretty sure ive had more of these moments than successes 
some i knew but just didnt know how to seal the deal or something.. now i see a couple of em on IG with thousands of followers lookin like models thinking "damn.. dafuq was i doin" 
some i knew but just didnt know how to seal the deal or something.. now i see a couple of em on IG with thousands of followers lookin like models thinking "damn.. dafuq was i doin" 
I was in a very similar situation too..when I was a youngin..this story probably could of made it to my OP, but that club story was fresh in my mind
anyway...I was dating this asian chick back when I was like 16 or 17..now keep in mind...im a dark skinned negro..and this chick is like an asian version of christina milian...its fukkin RARE for a chick like that to mess with black dudes...let alone darkskinned dudes who aint rich or a successful rapper
so anway we met on blackplanet...and damn this bytch was bad :snooop: we dated for like 3 or 4 weeks. but one day she brought me to her house after school and we was just kick'n it..watching love and basketball...then she gets up and grabs my hand and says she wants to "show me her room" being the lame virgin I was...it didnt even cross my mind wtf was happening...so anyway we get to her room now and she sittin on the bed...and I dunno but I felt madd uncomfortable to so I got up and was just walkin around looking around her room...breh..I swear on my mommas life...this chick said ".....deshawn................" im like yeah?
she's like ".............................dont you wanna..........you know...do something?" me "
you play too much...hey...lets go finish love and basketball"...and I walked downstairs 
I wasnt oblivious..I was just a fukkin dweeb..who was affraid of the p*ssy.
when I got to the bottom of the stairs..I noticed she didnt follow...so I called her name...and she didnt answer she just walked down stairs.
she broke up with me a few weeks later
and I never been able to bag an asian bytch...let alone a bad azz asian bytch like that...ever since.
Im a fukkin idiot...im 30 now..dont even remember her name or where she lived...I will never see her or recognize her again
I was in a very similar situation too..when I was a youngin..this story probably could of made it to my OP, but that club story was fresh in my mind
anyway...I was dating this asian chick back when I was like 16 or 17..now keep in mind...im a dark skinned negro..and this chick is like an asian version of christina milian...its fukkin RARE for a chick like that to mess with black dudes...let alone darkskinned dudes who aint rich or a successful rapper
so anway we met on blackplanet...and damn this bytch was bad :snooop: we dated for like 3 or 4 weeks. but one day she brought me to her house after school and we was just kick'n it..watching love and basketball...then she gets up and grabs my hand and says she wants to "show me her room" being the lame virgin I was...it didnt even cross my mind wtf was happening...so anyway we get to her room now and she sittin on the bed...and I dunno but I felt madd uncomfortable to so I got up and was just walkin around looking around her room...breh..I swear on my mommas life...this chick said ".....deshawn................" im like yeah?
she's like ".............................dont you wanna..........you know...do something?" me "
I wasnt oblivious..I was just a fukkin dweeb..who was affraid of the p*ssy.
when I got to the bottom of the stairs..I noticed she didnt follow...so I called her name...and she didnt answer she just walked down stairs.
she broke up with me a few weeks later
and I never been able to bag an asian bytch...let alone a bad azz asian bytch like that...ever since.
Im a fukkin idiot...im 30 now..dont even remember her name or where she lived...I will never see her or recognize her again
I was in a very similar situation too..when I was a youngin..this story probably could of made it to my OP, but that club story was fresh in my mind
anyway...I was dating this asian chick back when I was like 16 or 17..now keep in mind...im a dark skinned negro..and this chick is like an asian version of christina milian...its fukkin RARE for a chick like that to mess with black dudes...let alone darkskinned dudes who aint rich or a successful rapper
so anway we met on blackplanet...and damn this bytch was bad :snooop: we dated for like 3 or 4 weeks. but one day she brought me to her house after school and we was just kick'n it..watching love and basketball...then she gets up and grabs my hand and says she wants to "show me her room" being the lame virgin I was...it didnt even cross my mind wtf was happening...so anyway we get to her room now and she sittin on the bed...and I dunno but I felt madd uncomfortable to so I got up and was just walkin around looking around her room...breh..I swear on my mommas life...this chick said ".....deshawn................" im like yeah?
she's like ".............................dont you wanna..........you know...do something?" me "
I wasnt oblivious..I was just a fukkin dweeb..who was affraid of the p*ssy.
when I got to the bottom of the stairs..I noticed she didnt follow...so I called her name...and she didnt answer she just walked down stairs.
she broke up with me a few weeks later
and I never been able to bag an asian bytch...let alone a bad azz asian bytch like that...ever since.
Im a fukkin idiot...im 30 now..dont even remember her name or where she lived...I will never see her or recognize her again
Even I don't think I could of screwed that up The bytch literally held your hand thru it
The bytch literally held your hand thru it
I know it sounds unbelieveable...but I swear on my life that that sh!t is true.
my boys clown me on it till this day...every once in a while...my boy J will bring it up..and im food for the rest of the night...
Like I said..I wasnt oblivious...I knew what was up...I was just a fukkin clown...and I wish to god I could do it over again...ive been rejected by so many asians since then it aint even funny
I was in a very similar situation too..when I was a youngin..this story probably could of made it to my OP, but that club story was fresh in my mind
anyway...I was dating this asian chick back when I was like 16 or 17..now keep in mind...im a dark skinned negro..and this chick is like an asian version of christina milian...its fukkin RARE for a chick like that to mess with black dudes...let alone darkskinned dudes who aint rich or a successful rapper
so anway we met on blackplanet...and damn this bytch was bad :snooop: we dated for like 3 or 4 weeks. but one day she brought me to her house after school and we was just kick'n it..watching love and basketball...then she gets up and grabs my hand and says she wants to "show me her room" being the lame virgin I was...it didnt even cross my mind wtf was happening...so anyway we get to her room now and she sittin on the bed...and I dunno but I felt madd uncomfortable to so I got up and was just walkin around looking around her room...breh..I swear on my mommas life...this chick said ".....deshawn................" im like yeah?
she's like ".............................dont you wanna..........you know...do something?" me "
I wasnt oblivious..I was just a fukkin dweeb..who was affraid of the p*ssy.
when I got to the bottom of the stairs..I noticed she didnt follow...so I called her name...and she didnt answer she just walked down stairs.
she broke up with me a few weeks later
and I never been able to bag an asian bytch...let alone a bad azz asian bytch like that...ever since.
Im a fukkin idiot...im 30 now..dont even remember her name or where she lived...I will never see her or recognize her again
I know it sounds unbelieveable...but I swear on my life that that sh!t is true.
my boys clown me on it till this day...every once in a while...my boy J will bring it up..and im food for the rest of the night...
Like I said..I wasnt oblivious...I knew what was up...I was just a fukkin clown...and I wish to god I could do it over again...ive been rejected by so many asians since then it aint even funny
I believe you. I had this ugly Ukranian bich do that to me freshmen year in front of all my boys. I wasn't going to just fukk a bich so I wouldn't get clowned, though.
T-K-G
Veteran
I was in a very similar situation too..when I was a youngin..this story probably could of made it to my OP, but that club story was fresh in my mind
anyway...I was dating this asian chick back when I was like 16 or 17..now keep in mind...im a dark skinned negro..and this chick is like an asian version of christina milian...its fukkin RARE for a chick like that to mess with black dudes...let alone darkskinned dudes who aint rich or a successful rapper
so anway we met on blackplanet...and damn this bytch was bad :snooop: we dated for like 3 or 4 weeks. but one day she brought me to her house after school and we was just kick'n it..watching love and basketball...then she gets up and grabs my hand and says she wants to "show me her room" being the lame virgin I was...it didnt even cross my mind wtf was happening...so anyway we get to her room now and she sittin on the bed...and I dunno but I felt madd uncomfortable to so I got up and was just walkin around looking around her room...breh..I swear on my mommas life...this chick said ".....deshawn................" im like yeah?
she's like ".............................dont you wanna..........you know...do something?" me "
I wasnt oblivious..I was just a fukkin dweeb..who was affraid of the p*ssy.
when I got to the bottom of the stairs..I noticed she didnt follow...so I called her name...and she didnt answer she just walked down stairs.
she broke up with me a few weeks later
and I never been able to bag an asian bytch...let alone a bad azz asian bytch like that...ever since.
Im a fukkin idiot...im 30 now..dont even remember her name or where she lived...I will never see her or recognize her again
nikka im in the fukking SOUTH, do you realize how fukking LONG i've been THIRSTIN for a good looking asian broad who doesn't have a "no nikkas" policy????
and you just throw one away like it's nothing, talmbout some fukking LOVE AND BASKETBALL??
fukk you and everything you stand for
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I was in a very similar situation too..when I was a youngin..this story probably could of made it to my OP, but that club story was fresh in my mind
anyway...I was dating this asian chick back when I was like 16 or 17..now keep in mind...im a dark skinned negro..and this chick is like an asian version of christina milian...its fukkin RARE for a chick like that to mess with black dudes...let alone darkskinned dudes who aint rich or a successful rapper
so anway we met on blackplanet...and damn this bytch was bad :snooop: we dated for like 3 or 4 weeks. but one day she brought me to her house after school and we was just kick'n it..watching love and basketball...then she gets up and grabs my hand and says she wants to "show me her room" being the lame virgin I was...it didnt even cross my mind wtf was happening...so anyway we get to her room now and she sittin on the bed...and I dunno but I felt madd uncomfortable to so I got up and was just walkin around looking around her room...breh..I swear on my mommas life...this chick said ".....deshawn................" im like yeah?
she's like ".............................dont you wanna..........you know...do something?" me "
I wasnt oblivious..I was just a fukkin dweeb..who was affraid of the p*ssy.
when I got to the bottom of the stairs..I noticed she didnt follow...so I called her name...and she didnt answer she just walked down stairs.
she broke up with me a few weeks later
and I never been able to bag an asian bytch...let alone a bad azz asian bytch like that...ever since.
Im a fukkin idiot...im 30 now..dont even remember her name or where she lived...I will never see her or recognize her again
what a goddamn shame...smh