Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[King Kai]

I don't know how this thread isn't rafter status off this 1st page post alone

I'll make it a quick story.

There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.

 

[Negus in Detroit]

It happened

Like clockwork

 

[humminbird]

Like clockwork

Try to get a raise now

 

[Negus in Detroit]

Try to get a raise now

My rep is officially in the bushes

 

[humminbird]

My rep is officially in the bushes

No lie though that used to happen to me in high school but when I was a freshman my parents wouldn't let me have a girlfriend so I just acted oblivious on purpose
Then girls started saying I was gay until I got a girlfriend in my sophomore year

 

[Negus in Detroit]

No lie though that used to happen to me in high school but when I was a freshman my parents wouldn't let me have a girlfriend so I just acted oblivious on purpose
Then girls started saying I was gay until I got a girlfriend in my sophomore year

I flirt with a couple of women at my job but that’s about it on Friday one of the women I’m cool with was joking that I was fukking multiple women up there because of how hard they are up in my face she was legit mind blown when I told her I haven’t asked for anyones number nor gave mine out

 

[King Kai]

I’m just waiting on the inevitable he must be gay rumor to pop up

 

[blalienz]

I just had a friend tell me last week that there’s a rumor that I only date white women because I don’t take the bait when they choose up about 90% of the women that work with me is black I'm not trying to mess up my money
I’m just waiting on the inevitable he must be gay rumor to pop up

Currently dealing with this at the job

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Nothing like a Netflix binge with the one who makes my heart race.

 

[CopiousX]

I guess I am using this as a confession thread for therapy cause thinking back to these stories are PAINFUL

Saw a girl I been wanting to smash since high school the other day and she hit me with the when I tried to holla and never understood why...till

so backstory, we both liked each other in high school and messed around, but nothing serious at all

So I left town to college and we still kept in contact and shorty kept looking like a real snack

I came back home after school was finished and she popped by real quick just to say hi and she was like "you still look good"......so I was like it's time for some action! It was literally a 2 min hi and bye, but I started to talk to her on some random messenger app cause thats what she was using at time.

One night it was like 2 am and she was working at some TV station. So I'm there macking to her, but she is taking forever to respond and I'm like dropping asleep. So I say, send me some pics, lemme see how you aged over the years ....she is like she doesn't have much of herself as she lost a bunch or whatever

so she takes forever to reply and I'm droppign asleep and she sends one with her and her ex, im like I told her "yo, I don't wanna see your ex"

She is like ok. She starts sending me pics of her at college, some in sexy ass outfits and I guess I dropped asleep

Hit her up on the phone next day and got this weird vibe, . There is just these off-key convos taking place and in my head, I'm like I have no time for this nonsense as the roster is deep....but she was who I desired for yearrrrrs

So we eventually we just went our ways and I was like Ran into her a months ago and I was like "Whats good" and she hit me with the ...I'm like yo, why the passive-aggressive stuff. She is like, you don't remember that night? Im like what are you talking about. We still chopped it up, but she had to leave.....I was still

Anyways I was arranging my photos and doing batch uploads and ran across the pics she sent me that night, I am going through the pics like this broad is so fine...then start hitting pics like "wait, I aint never see these before" , start going through more and I'm like , then hit a next set like

She had sent a gang of semi-nudes and full out nudes like what!

On one hand I was like but then reality quickly sunk in . Because it was some random chat app, I guess I never checked to see what she sent after I fell asleep and looked like I was half asleep talking nonsense and laughing at her....when in reality she sent the nudes saying "it's all your baby"

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

this reaching 50 pages

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

What yall dudes doing to have women accusing you of being fakkits?

I have rejected dozens of women but my sexuality was never called into question.

Thats how some cope with being turned down


Happened to me last year. A chick wanted me to come over late at night to "fukk" and i said no and she told me "only fags turn down p*ssy"

 

[scorpino]

My life story ….

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Picking out the perfect gift for her is my favorite challenge

 

[humminbird]

Somehow me and wifey got on the topic of me being oblivious in my past.

And I started telling her about some of my oblivious stories.

She's literally over here like




Made me realize that i have soooo many stories from my early 20s that I can tell. I told one of them in this thread but I have like 5 stories I just shared with her and she has the face right now.






I can share them with the coli if you brehs wanna hear them. If not, I won't worry about it.

Do it