Fi it up, breh!
Somehow me and wifey got on the topic of me being oblivious in my past.
And I started telling her about some of my oblivious stories.
She's literally over here like
Made me realize that i have soooo many stories from my early 20s that I can tell. I told one of them in this thread but I have like 5 stories I just shared with her and she has theface right now.
I can share them with the coli if you brehs wanna hear them. If not, I won't worry about it.
Somehow me and wifey got on the topic of me being oblivious in my past.
And I started telling her about some of my oblivious stories.
She's literally over here like
Made me realize that i have soooo many stories from my early 20s that I can tell. I told one of them in this thread but I have like 5 stories I just shared with her and she has the
I can share them with the coli if you brehs wanna hear them. If not, I won't worry about it.
Idk why I pictured a girl with only one big tittyI'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
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Brehs...
Brehs
I did not expect to have an update to this story.
But I do (this was my old acct btw).
So I looked up my old big-tittied Jewish friend on LinkedIn and we linked up in SD last weekend to catch up.
SHE STILL LOOKS GOOD
She's divorced with 2 kids now, but the titties still poppin' (even though she had a reduction... I cannot imagine how big them shyts would have been if she had 2 kids and her original titties).
And she's miserable in her 9-year situationship.
I think this is an error that I can redeem.
If I'm not the GOAT poster Idk who is....
Updates to follow...
Try to smash divorced butterfaced PAWGs you already fumbled the ball with, brehs.
Try to smash divorced butterfaced PAWGs you already fumbled the ball with, brehs.
Good luck, Young Baldy
