Dialogue in movies and TV shows that make you cringe

[Poetical Poltergeist]

It's a great movie, but.......The Dark Knight, when Harvey Dent is claiming he's Batman. It's all good, until he says "It's always darkest before dawn...."

shyt had me and at the same time.

Never liked his acting in that movie nor his lines. He came off very generic in tdk. Bad casting imo.



How about gone in 60 seconds, horrible movie but at the end when delroy lindo face to face with cage and tells him

A brothers love is a brothers love . gtfoh

 

[DaRealness]

The Last Dragon - When the chick said "I need a bodyguard, you know, someone to guard my body"

Savages - "I have orgasms, he has wargasms"

 

[DaRealness]

End of Watch

Cop: So why do they call you Big Evil?

Mexican dude: Because my evil is big.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

OH now THIS was just horrible beyond belief:

"You know what happens to a frog when it gets struck by lightning....the same thing that happens to anything else".

That line alone should have permanently ended careers.

I hope you and everyone that dapped your post realizes that Joss Whedon wrote that line....

It's a bad line, but if it had ended careers we wouldn't have gotten The Avengers.

 

[Lord Scion]

Watch Mortal Kombat: Annihilation , pick any line.

 

[DaRealness]

I hope you and everyone that dapped your post realizes that Joss Whedon wrote that line....

It's a bad line, but if it had ended careers we wouldn't have gotten The Avengers.

I was being hyperbolic breh.

 

[RC-P90]

Savages - "I have orgasms, he has wargasms"

after she said that i hit ctrl+x>>right click on savages>>delete>>yes...

 

[Uh Oh]

Nearly every line the daughter from Californication says. She's terrible.

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

The Last Dragon - When the chick said "I need a bodyguard, you know, someone to guard my body"

Savages - "I have orgasms, he has wargasms"

You're right about that garbage ass Savages movie but c'mon bruh every line in Last Dragon was hilariously terrible, that's what made the movie great

Chinese dude: "Ain't no masters here brotha, ain't no slaves neither!!"

Sho Nuff: "Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment!"

Leroy brother: "He ain't no cornball...he's my brother. And he's the master!" Leroy literally the first cornball brotha lol

 

[ghostwriterx]

Red Tails
opening scene
"Let's go get our glory!"

"Sophia!"


Reindeer Games
"Never put a car thief behind the wheel!"

 

[up in here]

You got served


Lil Kim: you need to take it to the streets

Omarion: how street do u wanna keep it?

Lil Kim: u kno how I like it baby, straight hood





My a$$hole puckered in embarrassment while douche chills shot through my spine

lmao, I hated that shyt. I was about to dap it only to realize I already had.

In face off when they put Castor Troy's face on Sean Archers body and he wakes up and starts pointing at everyone screaming "fukk you, fukk you, fukk you"



and then the scene where Travolta and Cage meet for the first time after the surgery

 

[Pool_Shark]

Off top, from The Hobbit, even in the book this shyt annoyed me.

“Good Morning!"

"What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"


Pretentious fukk you know what he means. What a fakkit.

 

[Conz]

i could be watching the best movie ever, and with 3 minutes to go, right at the big amazing climatic battle someone yells "That's what I'm talking about!" and the movie will go from a 5 to a 1.

 

[Bane]

X-Men

Storm "You know what happens to a toad when struck by lightning the samething thing that happens to everything else"

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Rick: Think about it.

Herschel: I did think about it.

Rick: Think about it again!

THE WALKING DEAD HAS SOME AWFUL WRITING, BROTHER!