Dialogue in movies and TV shows that make you cringe

Mike the Executioner

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I'm starting to hate these expository lines on TV shows because they don't say anything. The viewer can clearly see what's happening, we don't need an announcement of it.

"Ah, Dad! A bat, a bat!"
"Oh my God! Peter, there's a bat in the house!"

Also, I hate how shows want to explain jokes, like the audience is mentally disabled and won't understand it. There will be a dancing chicken with his head cut off, and Character A will say, "What? His head is cut off! He's a chicken, he shouldn't be dancing! He should be running around, this is physically impossible!" I don't know why I'm supposed to find that funny.
 

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The Purge: Election Year :scust:

- Those teenage chicks, especially the "I'm coming for my candy bar"

- When dude was like "there's a whole bunch of negros walking towards our van and we sitting here looking like a bucket of chicken"

- that crip whistle
 

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i was channel flipping the other night when i came across "2 broke girls" on cbs. kat dennings tiddies had me in a spell :skip:
anyway, as i kept gawking i tried to actually pay attention to what was going on since my focus was headed one direction anyway.

that show man.....is absolute hobo buns, brehs. most shows w/laugh tracks are hobo buns minus a few exceptions (cheers, king of queens, that 70's show, friends at times)
but this is fukking horrible. NONE of it is funny. AT ALL. a bunch of one liners (corny as fukk ones at that) back and forth between 2 people w/the laugh track to boot.
i was more mad at myself because i kept watching only to see more of kat's tiddies and the fact that she's growing a fat ass thinking i was gonna see something new :snoop:
i still watched :sadbron:
I've been tricked into watching at least 4 Kat Dennings movies this exact same way :dead:
 

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The Purge: Election Year :scust:

- Those teenage chicks, especially the "I'm coming for my candy bar"

- When dude was like "there's a whole bunch of negros walking towards our van and we sitting here looking like a bucket of chicken"

- that crip whistle
/thread “We are gonna purge today, burn this bytch downnnn ,FUKKK.” “Now, I'm gonna tell you right now, I like Black people, but I ain't gonna let you all shoot these white folks. These are our white people.” :hhh:
 

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Anything Vince Vaughn said in True Detective season 2. "...it's like blue balls, in your heart", immediately comes to mind :what:
 
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