That must have been so awkward. You probably wanted to cut and run right then.LikeWhat are you a DJ?
Oh I lie that wasn't the worst.
The worst was when this guy asked me to come out with him and his friends with him for his bday. Not sure if it counts but anyway. Ate at the restaurant, moved to the bar area. I was having so much fun. Then they were like lets got to _____ house. Im like ok.
This chick that was in the group was staring at me a lot at the restaurant and she was giving me compliments. Im oblivious to things like this. I go to put my purse in the back I don't turn on the light cause I am just setting it down. That heffa followed me in the room. I maneuver out. Trying to avoid the whole situation, plus I wasn't sure she was really trying to do anything.
I meet back up with dude we are talking on the balcony. eventually someone one of his friends comes and pulls his attention. Im like why did you ask me to come, especially this being our first time hanging out? He should have just been with his friends. So i go seat in the living room, I feel awkward and like meat on a stick in there. His friends are talking to me, making comments looking like. But then say something like "oh she is with ______"
Im starting to get a little upset that I was out there by myself. Then chick comes from no where Im happy to have a girl to talk to. She gets closer and closer. I notice the guys in the room watching us occasionally. But Im being nice and scooting back. I tell her who Im there with thinking that would be enough. Finally the heffa said fukk it and blatantly tries to feel me up. She ran her hands from my waist to my chest. I push her off of me and let her know thats not whats up. I hop up to leave, this bytch follows me to the back room where my stuff is.Im like I'm gonna have to fight this bytch for my vagina?
Dude pops up apologizing saying she is drunk blah blah trying talk to me and gets pulled away again by her. I left ignored all calls and apology messages .
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No is still an answer.
A man playing games off the jump is not a good look. You can only imagine what the woman that dates him is going to deal with.
Not that you want to imagine it...
I can understand why @TheStripper might not want her business out there like that, if she is a stripper.
For a lot of women it's probably just their job. Having themselves out there like that probably hurts any future moves.
I'm not trying to
here. I'm just saying, I get it.
No idea if she's really a stripper though. I guess you gotta take things at face value online though.
For a lot of women it's probably just their job. Having themselves out there like that probably hurts any future moves.
I'm not trying to
here. I'm just saying, I get it.No idea if she's really a stripper though. I guess you gotta take things at face value online though.
Desirous
Action expresses priorities
Can't stand guys so into themselvesTextbook douchebag
Not me but my boy said he went a date with this chick who dressed up as a cat lol he said she pulled a bowl out her purse and poured water in it at the resturaunt then started licking it. She had on a collar and cat ears on her headthe nikka still smashed her after too
Yup but I was trying to be nice and wait for dude to come back and almost got got
darius19
R.I.P. Kobe and Nip, that’s off the rip
avon barksdale
i want my corners
First date, pulled off of myspace. Met at Dave and Busters, off top ho did some tricks with her pictures to make her seem lighter than she was. Yella bone in her pics but when we met up she was a dark skin chic. No big deal since I'm not color struck but the deception tho, smh and to top it all off she had her cousin ride with her in case she needed to bail if I turned out not to be who I said I was . Anyway we do our thing at Dave and Busters, go to Chachos have some drinks eat some nachos have another drink, well apparently this chic had a low tolerance, so she gets drunk as fukk. I want to take this bytch home but she can't tell me where she stays, so we leave to go back to my crib, on the way home she is sticking her head out the window like a fukking dog will do and starts randomly screaming and shyt. Get to my house and first she wouldn't get out the car, then she gets out and proceeds to climb on to the hood of my car and then onto the roof, playing and shyt. Finally get her in the house she sobers up a bit, or so I thought, we get to fooling around, and I'm smashing but something just doesn't feel right, look down and the hoe was on her period. At that point I'm done, I get on her phone and proceed to call her cousin over and over again until she answers so she can come pick up her fukking cousin. Don't know why I didn't think to do that before leaving Chachos.
. Anyway we do our thing at Dave and Busters, go to Chachos have some drinks eat some nachos have another drink, well apparently this chic had a low tolerance, so she gets drunk as fukk. I want to take this bytch home but she can't tell me where she stays, so we leave to go back to my crib, on the way home she is sticking her head out the window like a fukking dog will do and starts randomly screaming and shyt. Get to my house and first she wouldn't get out the car, then she gets out and proceeds to climb on to the hood of my car and then onto the roof, playing and shyt. Finally get her in the house she sobers up a bit, or so I thought, we get to fooling around, and I'm smashing but something just doesn't feel right, look down and the hoe was on her period. At that point I'm done, I get on her phone and proceed to call her cousin over and over again until she answers so she can come pick up her fukking cousin. Don't know why I didn't think to do that before leaving Chachos.First date, pulled off of myspace. Met at Dave and Busters, off top ho did some tricks with her pictures to make her seem lighter than she was. Yella bone in her pics but when we met up she was a dark skin chic. No big deal since I'm not color struck but the deception tho, smh and to top it all off she had her cousin ride with her in case she needed to bail if I turned out not to be who I said I was
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
shoulda finished breh, already had the bloody dikkFirst date, pulled off of myspace. Met at Dave and Busters, off top ho did some tricks with her pictures to make her seem lighter than she was. Yella bone in her pics but when we met up she was a dark skin chic. No big deal since I'm not color struck but the deception tho, smh and to top it all off she had her cousin ride with her in case she needed to bail if I turned out not to be who I said I was
man.....long fukking story.... not so much a date from hell but more of a wtf...
anyway I met a woman Natasha through a friend of mine she was a youth worker... she had come down to the club a few times and we got talking and we made arrangements to go out on a date....
must have been about three days later I pick her up and we go to a bar, we had a great evening and about 2am I dropped her to her apartment and she asked me in (YESSSS!!!) ....she makes me some coffee and in about 10 minutes we are kissing on her sofa, she stopped me and said she was going to change her clothes, she comes back wearing a nightee with nothing underneath within a couple of minutes Ive got my tongue down her throat and Im fingering her p*ssy...
she stopped kissing and told me she wanted to put on a DVD....Im thinking "this bytch is oldschool she wants to watch a porno" she puts in the DVD and some scene from the matrix comes on and then it shows the twin towers collapsing, it was one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos like the ones you can get on 125th street..... anyway Im thinking shes put in the wrong DVD and I go back to business...... Ive got her breast in my mouth and she says to me "do you think George Bush senior is responsible for 911?".... Im thinking
....is this bytch serious "you wanna discuss 911 NOW???.... I didnt say anything and tried to focus and stay in the zone even though in my head Im thinking wtf,wtf,wtf....pulled out my dikk she sucked it for a while and then she stopped and said that the illuminati had been planning it for years, by this point I was confused Ive met crazy chicks before but this was bizarre...
to cut a long story short 10 minutes later Im watching this bullshyt video with my dikk hanging out while she has p*ssy juice running down her leg and all the while shes talking about "the new world order" and every single bullshyt conspiracy theory I could think of and Im just agreeing with her because I want the puss..... I thought as soon as the videos done Im gonna fukk the shyt out of her for making me go through this bullshyt....
she says "Ill play the part two when this is finished" ..... I left about ten minutes after
......i was done.....I didnt even wait around to smash.... she called a couple of times after and I never picked the phone
anyway I met a woman Natasha through a friend of mine she was a youth worker... she had come down to the club a few times and we got talking and we made arrangements to go out on a date....
must have been about three days later I pick her up and we go to a bar, we had a great evening and about 2am I dropped her to her apartment and she asked me in (YESSSS!!!) ....she makes me some coffee and in about 10 minutes we are kissing on her sofa, she stopped me and said she was going to change her clothes, she comes back wearing a nightee with nothing underneath within a couple of minutes Ive got my tongue down her throat and Im fingering her p*ssy...
she stopped kissing and told me she wanted to put on a DVD....Im thinking "this bytch is oldschool she wants to watch a porno" she puts in the DVD and some scene from the matrix comes on and then it shows the twin towers collapsing, it was one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos like the ones you can get on 125th street..... anyway Im thinking shes put in the wrong DVD and I go back to business...... Ive got her breast in my mouth and she says to me "do you think George Bush senior is responsible for 911?".... Im thinking
....is this bytch serious "you wanna discuss 911 NOW???.... I didnt say anything and tried to focus and stay in the zone even though in my head Im thinking wtf,wtf,wtf....pulled out my dikk she sucked it for a while and then she stopped and said that the illuminati had been planning it for years, by this point I was confused Ive met crazy chicks before but this was bizarre...to cut a long story short 10 minutes later Im watching this bullshyt video with my dikk hanging out while she has p*ssy juice running down her leg and all the while shes talking about "the new world order" and every single bullshyt conspiracy theory I could think of and Im just agreeing with her because I want the puss..... I thought as soon as the videos done Im gonna fukk the shyt out of her for making me go through this bullshyt....
she says "Ill play the part two when this is finished" ..... I left about ten minutes after
......i was done.....I didnt even wait around to smash.... she called a couple of times after and I never picked the phone