Date from hell

[MikelArteta]

I don't , like I said this was years and years ago, I think I was 16

The Reincar spends no money on 1st dates.
Hahaha.

I guess they gotta work themselves up with you.

 

[Remote]

went to go meet a girl for drinks about half hour away in a real small college type town. she was 19 and I was 24 at the time and she JUST had a baby but she looked real good . We were at a bar for about an hour and it went well so she said we could go drop her car off at her parents then go out again and get dinner and more drinks . We pull up to her house and there are 3 girls about her age standing around on her porch so I think well must just be her friends. She gets out and tells me to wait in the car . Things escalate quickly. One of the girls shoves her HARD and she almost falls off the porch . I dont know whether to pull out and speed off or wait it out (obviously if she didnt look so good id be gone ). Then a dude around her age (her brother) storms out of the house and yells at the girls and they start leaving . He runs around my car to another car and grabs a shotty out of the back seat . From what I gathered the brother was feuding with one of the boyfriends of these girls. The other girls speed off and the brother gets back in his car and pulls out after them . My date jumps back in my car all teary eyed and tells me we have to follow him and make sure he doesnt do anything dumb . Again, should have kicked her out and left but you men know how it is . So we drive down the road not even half a mile when we see the brother has been pulled over . We pull up behind them as the brother is getting cuffed. The cop puts him in the car then goes into the brothers backseat and pulls out the shotty AND a big fukking machete , no joke it looked like a prince of persia sword or something! The girl starts crying and talks to the cop for a min and then she says we have to go down to the station to fill out a report . So i drop her off at the station and figure ill be waiting a half hour or so. Cowboys-Packers game was on the radio so I didnt mind hanging in my car. 2.5 hours go by, damn near the whole game (i got no replys from texts or calls). She finally comes out and tells me how sorry she is over and over . I ask if i should just drop her off and we can go to dinner another time . She says well lets just go back to my house and watch a movie ...i knew what that meant. I had forgotten she lives with her parents and had a baby . We go into the house and it was incredibly awkward. She grabs my hand and pulls me through the living room where both of her parents were watching tv. they were silent and it was like i wasnt even there. i figured they might be worried about their son who was about to be locked up but nope! her room was RIGHT NEXT to the living room. the baby was in a cradle next to the door too . We started watching Anchorman but I ended up smashing without remorse after an hour . Had to get something out of that night! i got outta there and we talked maybe once or twice more ever.

Dude, lol.
I think knowing what you know now, you'd probably run for cover the second that girl got pushed off the porch. Live and learn, I guess.

Still funny.

 

[patscorpio]

yup
chick met off myspace
after initial phone and yahoo messenger convos things start moving in an interesting direction for possible relations
chick finds out that she lives close to me when she sees me out on the sidewalk in front of my apt building one day as she was turning up her street
had one kid already with a cat that she no longer is with and mentioned her background which was kinda shaky but then i wanted a jump that was nearby lol
talked about she was looking for something real; not a fukk buddy situation and that she was tired of those..i was like but because i wanted a jump that was close enough to where i live i played along
around the time rambo 4 came out and i wanted to go see that..so we made plans to do a dinner and a movie....she also insisted that she drive and i was like cool...this turned out to be a bad move for me...now prior to her picking me up i preordered movie tickets online just so we didn't have to wait in any long lines..this is also the last time i would ever do this too...now we had already agreed to split everything down the middle with dinner and movies so there was no confusion..we get to dinner and it was cool and all until the bill came...i paid for my half with no problem, she whipped out this fugazi looking bank card that still had the security sticker over it ..im thinking to myself "i hope that card was legit.." ...waiter came back and it was declined....she gave him another card and it was declined too..im thinking to myself "fukk!!!!" .now if i drove myself i would have just took myself out of the restaurant and been out.but i didnt so i paid her half..total was like 50 something bucks...little peeved about that..now she was all apologetic talmbout "oh my god im so sorry..ill pay you back"..im like its all good..lets just get to the theater...on our way there she had to stop at the store to pick up something ..then she comes back talmbout her daughter is sick and she has to get home..im literally like "DAMN!!!!!" ...im like i already paid for the tickets too..she's like im so sorry ill pay you back promise ...by the time she got back to my parking lot i had 15 mins to floor it and get to the the theater...well i got to theater in 10..was able to sell my ticket to a cat in the lobby and rambo 4 was on point so it took the sting out of the whole thing
the aftermath
ol girl was basically full of shyt...got a free meal out of it...and even though she lived a block from me never paid me back..didnt bother to contact me about it either..a year and some months later i see her myspace page and she has a picture of another baby on it..with no mentioned of father in sight lol..fukk her
me i chalked it up to a L and learned from it...never made those mistakes again

 

[Remote]

yup
chick met off myspace
after initial phone and yahoo messenger convos things start moving in an interesting direction for possible relations
chick finds out that she lives close to me when she sees me out on the sidewalk in front of my apt building one day as she was turning up her street
had one kid already with a cat that she no longer is with and mentioned her background which was kinda shaky but then i wanted a jump that was nearby lol
talked about she was looking for something real; not a fukk buddy situation and that she was tired of those..i was like but because i wanted a jump that was close enough to where i live i played along
around the time rambo 4 came out and i wanted to go see that..so we made plans to do a dinner and a movie....she also insisted that she drive and i was like cool...this turned out to be a bad move for me...now prior to her picking me up i preordered movie tickets online just so we didn't have to wait in any long lines..this is also the last time i would ever do this too...now we had already agreed to split everything down the middle with dinner and movies so there was no confusion..we get to dinner and it was cool and all until the bill came...i paid for my half with no problem, she whipped out this fugazi looking bank card that still had the security sticker over it ..im thinking to myself "i hope that card was legit.." ...waiter came back and it was declined....she gave him another card and it was declined too..im thinking to myself "fukk!!!!" .now if i drove myself i would have just took myself out of the restaurant and been out.but i didnt so i paid her half..total was like 50 something bucks...little peeved about that..now she was all apologetic talmbout "oh my god im so sorry..ill pay you back"..im like its all good..lets just get to the theater...on our way there she had to stop at the store to pick up something ..then she comes back talmbout her daughter is sick and she has to get home..im literally like "DAMN!!!!!" ...im like i already paid for the tickets too..she's like im so sorry ill pay you back promise ...by the time she got back to my parking lot i had 15 mins to floor it and get to the the theater...well i got to theater in 10..was able to sell my ticket to a cat in the lobby and rambo 4 was on point so it took the sting out of the whole thing
the aftermath
ol girl was basically full of shyt...got a free meal out of it...and even though she lived a block from me never paid me back..didnt bother to contact me about it either..a year and some months later i see her myspace page and she has a picture of another baby on it..with no mentioned of father in sight lol..fukk her
me i chalked it up to a L and learned from it...never made those mistakes again

Damn bro. She did you dirty just to get something to eat.
That isn't the worst thing to happen, but I'd be a little tight about that too.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

I continued seeing him like an idiot for like a month or so longer.. until i got fed up with his angry outlandish alcoholic personality

Lol

 

[unit321]

Have you ever have an awful dating experience?
What happened?

No, but I have a funny story.
So, I'm single and there appeared to be no prospects.
I go online and set up a profile on a free dating site.
I didn't get any responses for a long time. Then, I got a response one day. I asked for a picture....
I never e-mailed after I got that. Now that I think about it, I wonder if it was a dude who was playing me as a joke.

 

[L&HH]

yup
chick met off myspace
after initial phone and yahoo messenger convos things start moving in an interesting direction for possible relations
chick finds out that she lives close to me when she sees me out on the sidewalk in front of my apt building one day as she was turning up her street
had one kid already with a cat that she no longer is with and mentioned her background which was kinda shaky but then i wanted a jump that was nearby lol
talked about she was looking for something real; not a fukk buddy situation and that she was tired of those..i was like but because i wanted a jump that was close enough to where i live i played along
around the time rambo 4 came out and i wanted to go see that..so we made plans to do a dinner and a movie....she also insisted that she drive and i was like cool...this turned out to be a bad move for me...now prior to her picking me up i preordered movie tickets online just so we didn't have to wait in any long lines..this is also the last time i would ever do this too...now we had already agreed to split everything down the middle with dinner and movies so there was no confusion..we get to dinner and it was cool and all until the bill came...i paid for my half with no problem, she whipped out this fugazi looking bank card that still had the security sticker over it ..im thinking to myself "i hope that card was legit.." ...waiter came back and it was declined....she gave him another card and it was declined too..im thinking to myself "fukk!!!!" .now if i drove myself i would have just took myself out of the restaurant and been out.but i didnt so i paid her half..total was like 50 something bucks...little peeved about that..now she was all apologetic talmbout "oh my god im so sorry..ill pay you back"..im like its all good..lets just get to the theater...on our way there she had to stop at the store to pick up something ..then she comes back talmbout her daughter is sick and she has to get home..im literally like "DAMN!!!!!" ...im like i already paid for the tickets too..she's like im so sorry ill pay you back promise ...by the time she got back to my parking lot i had 15 mins to floor it and get to the the theater...well i got to theater in 10..was able to sell my ticket to a cat in the lobby and rambo 4 was on point so it took the sting out of the whole thing
the aftermath
ol girl was basically full of shyt...got a free meal out of it...and even though she lived a block from me never paid me back..didnt bother to contact me about it either..a year and some months later i see her myspace page and she has a picture of another baby on it..with no mentioned of father in sight lol..fukk her
me i chalked it up to a L and learned from it...never made those mistakes again

All this for a free meal? What kinda hoes yall be dealing with?

 

[threattonature]

Same story I told on SOHH. I had this white girl hitting me up on a dating site. She was young as hell and just aight looking so I never really got at her. One day I was just bored as shyt so I talked to her and we agreed to catch dinner and a movie. She lived about 30 minutes away. As I get close to town, she hits me up telling me that her car is fukked up or some shyt so can I come pick her up. Since its our first time meeting she didn't want me knowing where she lived so I was meeting at some gas station. So I show up and she ain't there. Tells me she's on the way. Kept telling me that for like 30 minutes. Finally I say fukk it I'm out. She calls begging me to wait and apologizes. I figure fukk it I came that far so I wait. Shows up about five minutes later.

We actually was talking and hitting it off. Since she was so late we decide to just grab some Arby's so we got time for the movie. I go to hit the bathroom and when I get out realize I left my phone in the car. I go outside and she's on the phone arguing with somebody (obviously a dude). She comes inside and her phone is getting blown up. She completely stops talking. Answers everything I ask with a one word answer. As we headed to the movie phone just blowing up nonstop still and you can hear her texts going off.

We get in the movie, and before it starts and during she's basically giving me the cold shoulder and not answering anything I ask. I start thinking in my head that the movie has 45 minutes left. It's already like 10:30. If I take her home that's adding another 45 or so minutes. Meanwhile if I leave I can be home by 11:30. So I told her I was going to the bathroom and left her ass there. I don't think she realized until the movie ended. She starts blowing up my phone asking where I was at and eventually cussing me out. Then her friend who eventually picked her up calls telling me how I'm a disgusting ****** for leaving her friend.

That's probably the worst one I've had.

 

[Remote]

Same story I told on SOHH. I had this white girl hitting me up on a dating site. She was young as hell and just aight looking so I never really got at her. One day I was just bored as shyt so I talked to her and we agreed to catch dinner and a movie. She lived about 30 minutes away. As I get close to town, she hits me up telling me that her car is fukked up or some shyt so can I come pick her up. Since its our first time meeting she didn't want me knowing where she lived so I was meeting at some gas station. So I show up and she ain't there. Tells me she's on the way. Kept telling me that for like 30 minutes. Finally I say fukk it I'm out. She calls begging me to wait and apologizes. I figure fukk it I came that far so I wait. Shows up about five minutes later.

We actually was talking and hitting it off. Since she was so late we decide to just grab some Arby's so we got time for the movie. I go to hit the bathroom and when I get out realize I left my phone in the car. I go outside and she's on the phone arguing with somebody (obviously a dude). She comes inside and her phone is getting blown up. She completely stops talking. Answers everything I ask with a one word answer. As we headed to the movie phone just blowing up nonstop still and you can hear her texts going off.

We get in the movie, and before it starts and during she's basically giving me the cold shoulder and not answering anything I ask. I start thinking in my head that the movie has 45 minutes left. It's already like 10:30. If I take her home that's adding another 45 or so minutes. Meanwhile if I leave I can be home by 11:30. So I told her I was going to the bathroom and left her ass there. I don't think she realized until the movie ended. She starts blowing up my phone asking where I was at and eventually cussing me out. Then her friend who eventually picked her up calls telling me how I'm a disgusting ****** for leaving her friend.

That's probably the worst one I've had.

Sounds like a girl with more drama than any man would want to be involved with.

You still should have said that you were leaving, though. But I guess you were fed up at the cold shoulder act, especially since it doesn't seem like you deserved it.

 

[ltheghost]

This happened years ago, I was bored and went with my homeboy on a double date. I knew the bytch he was going to hang out with but didn't know her cousin. So I'm thinking okay, she doesn't look bad so the cousin couldn't be ugly...man this dog ass female showed up to the date 6 months pregnant. And had a stank ass attitude. So I tried to be nice since she was pregnant but man this bytch kept up with the funky behavior the entire night. So, we ended up at this restaurant and I just let loose. I started asking offensive questions. "So, I take it the father is outta the picture." "What grade did you drop out?" "Damn, so who is the father?"....my homeboy could tell I was getting mad the entire date with this trashy ghetto ass bytch, so after maybe the fifth offensive question, she was like, "I'm ready to go this nikka trippin". And I was like THANK GOD!!! Then she got really mad and said I was making fun of God. LOL We got kicked out of the place and caught a ride home with another chick I met two weeks before.

But here is the worst part. My homeboy told me that the chick cried the entire ride home. Something I said hit a nerve, I feel bad about it now years later, but at the time...I wanted to punch that bytch in the mouth. Worst date ever.

 

[Remote]

This happened years ago, I was bored and went with my homeboy on a double date. I knew the bytch he was going to hang out with but didn't know her cousin. So I'm thinking okay, she doesn't look bad so the cousin couldn't be ugly...man this dog ass female showed up to the date 6 months pregnant. And had a stank ass attitude. So I tried to be nice since she was pregnant but man this bytch kept up with the funky behavior the entire night. So, we ended up at this restaurant and I just let loose. I started asking offensive questions. "So, I take it the father is outta the picture." "What grade did you drop out?" "Damn, so who is the father?"....my homeboy could tell I was getting mad the entire date with this trashy ghetto ass bytch, so after maybe the fifth offensive question, she was like, "I'm ready to go this nikka trippin". And I was like THANK GOD!!! Then she got really mad and said I was making fun of God. LOL We got kicked out of the place and caught a ride home with another chick I met two weeks before.

But here is the worst part. My homeboy told me that the chick cried the entire ride home. Something I said hit a nerve, I feel bad about it now years later, but at the time...I wanted to punch that bytch in the mouth. Worst date ever.

Bold 1 - Mistake #1
Bold 2 -
Bold 3 - Also

Bold 4 - She knew better than to go on a damn date 6 months pregnant

 

[threattonature]

Sounds like a girl with more drama than any man would want to be involved with.

You still should have said that you were leaving, though. But I guess you were fed up at the cold shoulder act, especially since it doesn't seem like you deserved it.

I just felt disrespected so said fukk it I'll disrespect you back.

My other date from hell was a date from hell for my date.

Long story short she had a dime looking friend who I knew as well and who I was initially trying to get at in the first place. So I ended up pissy drunk. Everytime my date left the room told her friend that she needs to hook up with me and she's the one I really want. Also openly hit on this cute older chick we both knew as well as a friend's cousin. Then when the girl still asked if I was ready to bounce, I told her fukk that I'm still trying to party.

Had another similar experience except I actually left with the female and ended up fukking. Glad I don't drink like that anymore.

 

[ltheghost]

Bold 1 - Mistake #1
Bold 2 -
Bold 3 - Also

Bold 4 - She knew better than to go on a damn date 6 months pregnant

This was the look on my face when she came outta the house..

My stupid ass homeboy set me up!!

 

[Remote]

This was the look on my face when she came outta the house..

My stupid ass homeboy set me up!!

lol
You should have gotten payback.

 

[ltheghost]

lol
You should have gotten payback.

I did...I took his weed and smoked it. I figured at the time that was good enough revenge for the fukkery.