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HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
A few..... I took this one chick out the buffalo wild wings as soon as we got there we got seated. She said he had to use the restroom real quick. Tens mins go by the waiter took my drink order and I told him come back in a few. 15 more mins went by the waiter is 
. She then comed out I was like 
. She said her stomach was upset and she had to shyt 
. Date went downhill from there I took her as home after that and that was the end. I just met the bytch damn.
Took this other chick to famous daves for some good bbq. Ughhh this bytch didnt know how to use proper utensils and she had bbq sauce all over her face and fingers straight embarrassing!
Took another chick out to eat and she ordered a blt. I was impressed
When the food came out she clocked out claiming they got her food wrong saying she ordered a burger lettuce and tomatoe 
. She then comed out I was like . She said her stomach was upset and she had to shyt . Date went downhill from there I took her as home after that and that was the end. I just met the bytch damn.Took this other chick to famous daves for some good bbq. Ughhh this bytch didnt know how to use proper utensils and she had bbq sauce all over her face and fingers straight embarrassing!
Took another chick out to eat and she ordered a blt. I was impressed
When the food came out she clocked out claiming they got her food wrong saying she ordered a burger lettuce and tomatoe lolA few..... I took this one chick out the buffalo wild wings as soon as we got there we got seated. She said he had to use the restroom real quick. Tens mins go by the waiter took my drink order and I told him come back in a few. 15 more mins went by the waiter is
Took this other chick to famous daves for some good bbq. Ughhh this bytch didnt know how to use proper utensils and she had bbq sauce all over her face and fingers straight embarrassing!
Took another chick out to eat and she ordered a blt. I was impressed
Some ballsy choices on where to go for these dates.
Don't get me wrong. I like wings and I like BBQ. But it can make for some potentially sloppy eating. I wouldn't risk looking like a fool with hot sauce or BBQ sauce on my shirt.
That's crazy that a girl had to take a long dump like that 5 minutes into your date.
HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
I was young as hell back then plus it was cheap lol smh
Met up with some chick off the party line who worked at a crabshack blind. Get there call her to come out & suck me off but she approached the whip she was ugly fat & smelled liked seafood. I let her sit in the whip but before i let her open my pants i told her to get me a drink from inside. Soon as she started walking away i peeled off. Worst thin is i had to drive with my car smelling like a bucket of day old dead fish smh.
Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
I've had a few. I'm about to age myself, lol. I was in some AOL chatroom when I was about 20 y/o or so and I ended up chatting with some chick from my town. At the time I was still in school, but I told her that the next time I came home we could go out. Chick gave me her number and we talked on the phone a few times, that's when I found out she had a daughter. No big deal though, I wasn't looking for anything serious, so I was just like "fukk it". Well I come home one weekend and make plans to meet up with this chick for dinner and a movie. I'm waiting in a parking lot for this broad (I always meet folks I don't know in random ass public places) and when she shows up she has her kid with her...WTF?!?! The lil' baby was cute and all, but I was for real pissed at this point. I didn't say shyt though, because I was hoping that we would end up dropping the kid off pr something. But nope, that shyt didn't happen and the lil' baby was with us the whole fukking time. bytch even asked if we can stop by fukking Target before we went out. I still don't know why the fukk I stayed after seeing the baby, but I did. So we're in Target and folks are coming up to us saying shyt like "You have a beautiful daughter. She's so cute" and more bullshyt like that. After Target, I saw she had no plans of dropping the kid off and we ended up going to Pizza Hut looking like a damn family and even getting comments on how cute the baby was from the waitress. We didn't even make the movie, I told her that it'd be a bad ideal to take her daughter to a movie theater because she was only a few months old. We went our seperate ways after that and she hit me up online a few times...eventually we met up again while I was home for the summer and I ended up fukking. Chick turned out to be a huge cokehead. It was cool fukking her after she did some lines though, she actually was part of some of my more memorable sexual experiences.
did you fukk?
61 Corpses
The Breh
A few..... I took this one chick out the buffalo wild wings as soon as we got there we got seated. She said he had to use the restroom real quick. Tens mins go by the waiter took my drink order and I told him come back in a few. 15 more mins went by the waiter is
Took this other chick to famous daves for some good bbq. Ughhh this bytch didnt know how to use proper utensils and she had bbq sauce all over her face and fingers straight embarrassing!
Took another chick out to eat and she ordered a blt. I was impressed
These chicks in Da Ville aint joke fam :wow3000:
Yeah breh, I can't do BW3's on a first date...A nikka gets one of the more hotter flavors and I be
them bytches quick, causing me to sweat like a motherfukk Damn, that's hateful! LOL
Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
I didn't buy shyt.....I just walked around the store with her and her daughter while she bought her own shytLMFAO
This guy buying Huggies and juice boxes at Target on a first date.
I aint mean it like you payed for it, but its still a fukked up situation. Some Bebe's kids shyt.
Next date woulda been at Chuck E Cheese.
GetInTheTruck
Member
at dinner she kept asking me indirect questions about what I do for a living, basically trying to find out how much $$$$ I make 
hit her with the "I'll be right back"
went to the front told them we wanted separate tabs and paid my share for the food, then bounced :smugcaper:
about 2 hours later I'm at the 30 text messages this broad sent me furious 
hit her with the "I'll be right back"
went to the front told them we wanted separate tabs and paid my share for the food, then bounced :smugcaper:
about 2 hours later I'm
at the 30 text messages this broad sent me furious 
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
We dont speak on these things, friend.did you fukk?
man.....long fukking story.... not so much a date from hell but more of a wtf...
anyway I met a woman Natasha through a friend of mine she was a youth worker... she had come down to the club a few times and we got talking and we made arrangements to go out on a date....
must have been about three days later I pick her up and we go to a bar, we had a great evening and about 2am I dropped her to her apartment and she asked me in (YESSSS!!!) ....she makes me some coffee and in about 10 minutes we are kissing on her sofa, she stopped me and said she was going to change her clothes, she comes back wearing a nightee with nothing underneath within a couple of minutes Ive got my tongue down her throat and Im fingering her p*ssy...
she stopped kissing and told me she wanted to put on a DVD....Im thinking "this bytch is oldschool she wants to watch a porno" she puts in the DVD and some scene from the matrix comes on and then it shows the twin towers collapsing, it was one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos like the ones you can get on 125th street..... anyway Im thinking shes put in the wrong DVD and I go back to business...... Ive got her breast in my mouth and she says to me "do you think George Bush senior is responsible for 911?".... Im thinking
to cut a long story short 10 minutes later Im watching this bullshyt video with my dikk hanging out while she has p*ssy juice running down her leg and all the while shes talking about "the new world order" and every single bullshyt conspiracy theory I could think of and Im just agreeing with her because I want the puss..... I thought as soon as the videos done Im gonna fukk the shyt out of her for making me go through this bullshyt....
she says "Ill play the part two when this is finished" ..... I left about ten minutes after......i was done.....I didnt even wait around to smash.... she called a couple of times after and I never picked the phone
was it "loose change" cause similar thing happened to mei smashed tho
