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Not me but my boy said he went a date with this chick who dressed up as a cat lol he said she pulled a bowl out her purse and poured water in it at the resturaunt then started licking it. She had on a collar and cat ears on her head :dead: the nikka still smashed her after too

How did he let himself get seen in public wit her :scusthov:
 

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One would think though, that if you didnt want to draw any excess attention you would choose a more suitable name than "TheStripper", I thought you were @thoushallhustle alias...:pachaha:

Exactly. How are you gonna call yourself "TheStripper" but don't want anyone to find out what you're stripper name is? Talking about I keep my personal info separate from the forum. Then you shouldn't have called yourself the stripper.:laff:
 

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Like :what: What are you a DJ?

Oh I lie that wasn't the worst.

The worst was when this guy asked me to come out with him and his friends with him for his bday :why:. Not sure if it counts but anyway. Ate at the restaurant, moved to the bar area. I was having so much fun. Then they were like lets got to _____ house. Im like ok. :manny: This chick that was in the group was staring at me a lot at the restaurant and she was giving me compliments. Im oblivious to things like this. I go to put my purse in the back I don't turn on the light cause I am just setting it down. That heffa followed me in the room. I maneuver out. Trying to avoid the whole situation, plus I wasn't sure she was really trying to do anything.

I meet back up with dude we are talking on the balcony. eventually someone one of his friends comes and pulls his attention. Im like why did you ask me to come, especially this being our first time hanging out? He should have just been with his friends. So i go seat in the living room, I feel awkward and like meat on a stick in there. His friends are talking to me, making comments looking like :shaq:. But then say something like "oh she is with ______"

Im starting to get a little upset that I was out there by myself. Then chick comes from no where Im happy to have a girl to talk to. She gets closer and closer. I notice the guys in the room watching us occasionally. But Im being nice and scooting back. I tell her who Im there with thinking that would be enough. Finally the heffa said fukk it and blatantly tries to feel me up. She ran her hands from my waist to my chest. I push her off of me and let her know thats not whats up. I hop up to leave, this bytch follows me to the back room where my stuff is. :dahell:Im like I'm gonna have to fight this bytch for my vagina?

Dude pops up apologizing saying she is drunk blah blah trying talk to me and gets pulled away again by her. I left ignored all calls and apology messages .
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Don't be sneak dissin no vegans now :usure:



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No problem with Vegans.
Although I saw a post online once that stated something along the lines of "If you're vegetarian on a moral level because you don't like the killing of animals, then why are you wearing leather shoes?"

I chuckled.
 

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I'm 99% sure he drugged me. I woke up on his couch and he was having sex with another girl on the other couch. :leon: :dahell:

I only had 2 drinks, and remember nothing after leaving the bar except that. :damn: He didn't do anything to me though. Strange as it sounds, thank god that other girl was there :manny: My guess is even in my drugged state, I wouldn't do anything with him....
That's crazy if you were drugged.
Takes a real sick animal to do that to a woman.
 

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:ld:This nikka on lock down though. He used to steal them ramen struggle packs from them Korean shops, tried to get me to sell them for him too. He was fine as a mothafukka though.
How much money could he make selling Ramen Noodles? They're like $5 for a pack of 800.
 

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No problem with Vegans.
Although I saw a post online once that stated something along the lines of "If you're vegetarian on a moral level because you don't like the killing of animals, then why are you wearing leather shoes?"

I chuckled.

Those dietary vegans, I'm an ethical vegan. Animals are sentinent beings. :ld:
 
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