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man.....long fukking story.... not so much a date from hell but more of a wtf...
anyway I met a woman Natasha through a friend of mine she was a youth worker... she had come down to the club a few times and we got talking and we made arrangements to go out on a date....
must have been about three days later I pick her up and we go to a bar, we had a great evening and about 2am I dropped her to her apartment and she asked me in (YESSSS!!!) ....she makes me some coffee and in about 10 minutes we are kissing on her sofa, she stopped me and said she was going to change her clothes, she comes back wearing a nightee with nothing underneath within a couple of minutes Ive got my tongue down her throat and Im fingering her p*ssy...
she stopped kissing and told me she wanted to put on a DVD....Im thinking "this bytch is oldschool she wants to watch a porno" she puts in the DVD and some scene from the matrix comes on and then it shows the twin towers collapsing, it was one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos like the ones you can get on 125th street..... anyway Im thinking shes put in the wrong DVD and I go back to business...... Ive got her breast in my mouth and she says to me "do you think George Bush senior is responsible for 911?".... Im thinking....is this bytch serious "you wanna discuss 911 NOW???.... I didnt say anything and tried to focus and stay in the zone even though in my head Im thinking wtf,wtf,wtf....pulled out my dikk she sucked it for a while and then she stopped and said that the illuminati had been planning it for years, by this point I was confused Ive met crazy chicks before but this was bizarre...
to cut a long story short 10 minutes later Im watching this bullshyt video with my dikk hanging out while she has p*ssy juice running down her leg and all the while shes talking about "the new world order" and every single bullshyt conspiracy theory I could think of and Im just agreeing with her because I want the puss..... I thought as soon as the videos done Im gonna fukk the shyt out of her for making me go through this bullshyt....
she says "Ill play the part two when this is finished" ..... I left about ten minutes after......i was done.....I didnt even wait around to smash.... she called a couple of times after and I never picked the phone
Ibw only had two bad dates
1. I met this chick and her arms were so hairy and her teeth were so yellow if she kept her mouth closed and shaved her arms shed be a dime, anyways she got all dressed up in a dress and makeup etc., and I was just wearing a T-shirt and jeans.
Foe the 1.5 hours I sucked up staying there, like 3 times hairy arms.mentioned how she spent hours getting ready and I put no effort in it . I
was like child please, this is my attire km not
wearing a suit and tie.
2.
1. I met this chick and her arms were so hairy and her teeth were so yellow if she kept her mouth closed and shaved her arms shed be a dime, anyways she got all dressed up in a dress and makeup etc., and I was just wearing a T-shirt and jeans.
Foe the 1.5 hours I sucked up staying there, like 3 times hairy arms.mentioned how she spent hours getting ready and I put no effort in it . I
was like child please, this is my attire km not
wearing a suit and tie.
2.
2
Years and years ago, a date with a thick polish girl, the reg ol rein car special at the time toonie Tuesday and a cheap ass movie. Anyways after the date we went to Kipling station, as we were both catching buses from there she asked to see my phone I'm like no. She got angry and accused me of being a player like every black guy :bell:, then she started throwing skittles at me, said f you and went on her bus.
Years and years ago, a date with a thick polish girl, the reg ol rein car special at the time toonie Tuesday and a cheap ass movie. Anyways after the date we went to Kipling station, as we were both catching buses from there she asked to see my phone I'm like no. She got angry and accused me of being a player like every black guy :bell:, then she started throwing skittles at me, said f you and went on her bus.
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Do you live in California, friend or was the girl?
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Them Pollocks can be racist as fukk
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#OVOXO
man.....long fukking story.... not so much a date from hell but more of a wtf...
anyway I met a woman Natasha through a friend of mine she was a youth worker... she had come down to the club a few times and we got talking and we made arrangements to go out on a date....
must have been about three days later I pick her up and we go to a bar, we had a great evening and about 2am I dropped her to her apartment and she asked me in (YESSSS!!!) ....she makes me some coffee and in about 10 minutes we are kissing on her sofa, she stopped me and said she was going to change her clothes, she comes back wearing a nightee with nothing underneath within a couple of minutes Ive got my tongue down her throat and Im fingering her p*ssy...
she stopped kissing and told me she wanted to put on a DVD....Im thinking "this bytch is oldschool she wants to watch a porno" she puts in the DVD and some scene from the matrix comes on and then it shows the twin towers collapsing, it was one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos like the ones you can get on 125th street..... anyway Im thinking shes put in the wrong DVD and I go back to business...... Ive got her breast in my mouth and she says to me "do you think George Bush senior is responsible for 911?".... Im thinking
to cut a long story short 10 minutes later Im watching this bullshyt video with my dikk hanging out while she has p*ssy juice running down her leg and all the while shes talking about "the new world order" and every single bullshyt conspiracy theory I could think of and Im just agreeing with her because I want the puss..... I thought as soon as the videos done Im gonna fukk the shyt out of her for making me go through this bullshyt....
she says "Ill play the part two when this is finished" ..... I left about ten minutes after
man.....long fukking story.... not so much a date from hell but more of a wtf...
anyway I met a woman Natasha through a friend of mine she was a youth worker... she had come down to the club a few times and we got talking and we made arrangements to go out on a date....
must have been about three days later I pick her up and we go to a bar, we had a great evening and about 2am I dropped her to her apartment and she asked me in (YESSSS!!!) ....she makes me some coffee and in about 10 minutes we are kissing on her sofa, she stopped me and said she was going to change her clothes, she comes back wearing a nightee with nothing underneath within a couple of minutes Ive got my tongue down her throat and Im fingering her p*ssy...
she stopped kissing and told me she wanted to put on a DVD....Im thinking "this bytch is oldschool she wants to watch a porno" she puts in the DVD and some scene from the matrix comes on and then it shows the twin towers collapsing, it was one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos like the ones you can get on 125th street..... anyway Im thinking shes put in the wrong DVD and I go back to business...... Ive got her breast in my mouth and she says to me "do you think George Bush senior is responsible for 911?".... Im thinking
to cut a long story short 10 minutes later Im watching this bullshyt video with my dikk hanging out while she has p*ssy juice running down her leg and all the while shes talking about "the new world order" and every single bullshyt conspiracy theory I could think of and Im just agreeing with her because I want the puss..... I thought as soon as the videos done Im gonna fukk the shyt out of her for making me go through this bullshyt....
she says "Ill play the part two when this is finished" ..... I left about ten minutes after
Dude, that's the greatest and possibly worst plot twist of all-time.
Toonie Tuesday? Sorry, I'm not hip to that. What is a toonie? Oh wait, I think I heard that word in that "The Town" movie.
Canadians
went to go meet a girl for drinks about half hour away in a real small college type town. she was 19 and I was 24 at the time 
and she JUST had a baby 
but she looked real good 
. We were at a bar for about an hour and it went well so she said we could go drop her car off at her parents then go out again and get dinner and more drinks 
. We pull up to her house and there are 3 girls about her age standing around on her porch so I think well must just be her friends. She gets out and tells me to wait in the car 
. Things escalate quickly. One of the girls shoves her HARD and she almost falls off the porch . I dont know whether to pull out and speed off or wait it out (obviously if she didnt look so good id be gone 
). Then a dude around her age (her brother) storms out of the house and yells at the girls and they start leaving . He runs around my car to another car and grabs a shotty out of the back seat 
. From what I gathered the brother was feuding with one of the boyfriends of these girls. The other girls speed off and the brother gets back in his car and pulls out after them 
. My date jumps back in my car all teary eyed and tells me we have to follow him and make sure he doesnt do anything dumb 
. Again, should have kicked her out and left but you men know how it is 
. So we drive down the road not even half a mile when we see the brother has been pulled over 
. We pull up behind them as the brother is getting cuffed. The cop puts him in the car then goes into the brothers backseat and pulls out the shotty AND a big fukking machete 
, no joke it looked like a prince of persia sword or something! The girl starts crying and talks to the cop for a min and then she says we have to go down to the station to fill out a report 
. So i drop her off at the station and figure ill be waiting a half hour or so. Cowboys-Packers game was on the radio so I didnt mind hanging in my car. 2.5 hours go by, damn near the whole game 
(i got no replys from texts or calls). She finally comes out and tells me how sorry she is over and over 
. I ask if i should just drop her off and we can go to dinner another time . She says well lets just go back to my house and watch a movie 
...i knew what that meant. I had forgotten she lives with her parents and had a baby 
. We go into the house and it was incredibly awkward. She grabs my hand and pulls me through the living room where both of her parents were watching tv. they were silent and it was like i wasnt even there. i figured they might be worried about their son who was about to be locked up but nope! her room was RIGHT NEXT to the living room. the baby was in a cradle next to the door too 
. We started watching Anchorman but I ended up smashing without remorse after an hour 
. Had to get something out of that night! i got outta there and we talked maybe once or twice more ever.
and she JUST had a baby but she looked real good . We were at a bar for about an hour and it went well so she said we could go drop her car off at her parents then go out again and get dinner and more drinks . We pull up to her house and there are 3 girls about her age standing around on her porch so I think well must just be her friends. She gets out and tells me to wait in the car . Things escalate quickly. One of the girls shoves her HARD and she almost falls off the porch . I dont know whether to pull out and speed off or wait it out (obviously if she didnt look so good id be gone ). Then a dude around her age (her brother) storms out of the house and yells at the girls and they start leaving . He runs around my car to another car and grabs a shotty out of the back seat . From what I gathered the brother was feuding with one of the boyfriends of these girls. The other girls speed off and the brother gets back in his car and pulls out after them . My date jumps back in my car all teary eyed and tells me we have to follow him and make sure he doesnt do anything dumb . Again, should have kicked her out and left but you men know how it is . So we drive down the road not even half a mile when we see the brother has been pulled over . We pull up behind them as the brother is getting cuffed. The cop puts him in the car then goes into the brothers backseat and pulls out the shotty AND a big fukking machete , no joke it looked like a prince of persia sword or something! The girl starts crying and talks to the cop for a min and then she says we have to go down to the station to fill out a report . So i drop her off at the station and figure ill be waiting a half hour or so. Cowboys-Packers game was on the radio so I didnt mind hanging in my car. 2.5 hours go by, damn near the whole game (i got no replys from texts or calls). She finally comes out and tells me how sorry she is over and over . I ask if i should just drop her off and we can go to dinner another time . She says well lets just go back to my house and watch a movie ...i knew what that meant. I had forgotten she lives with her parents and had a baby . We go into the house and it was incredibly awkward. She grabs my hand and pulls me through the living room where both of her parents were watching tv. they were silent and it was like i wasnt even there. i figured they might be worried about their son who was about to be locked up but nope! her room was RIGHT NEXT to the living room. the baby was in a cradle next to the door too . We started watching Anchorman but I ended up smashing without remorse after an hour . Had to get something out of that night! i got outta there and we talked maybe once or twice more ever.
Its 2 dollars
The Reincar spends no money on 1st dates.
Hahaha.
I guess they gotta work themselves up with you.
Touche