Coli Dating Experts: Decipher this email from this new chick I'm talking to. Bushes?

[Chelsea Bridge]

I don't think you understand. THIS IS DC. If you dress nice, have a nice car and crib. Ain't many of these "successful, strong" Black women you can't have. You just have to have patience to play along and let their BS roll off your shoulders. I've been here 8 years, I've done this dance dozens of times and it never feels.

1st date: Take her to get coffee and walk around the musuems for free
2nd date: Dave n Busters on the 2nd
3rd date: Movie, bar, crib. Smash

If not, fall back and let her miss you and realize she's lonely as sh:t. And she'll deliver the goods on the 4th or 5th.

Do you have a pic?

 

[Ricky Church]

she ain't all that looks wise, if she playing hard to get, drop her ass and work on something new.

 

[Lavish]

no way im reading that. fukk your post

 

[Stuntone]

Do you have a pic?

Of me?

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Of me?

Yes

 

[Stuntone]

Yes

Of course. Why?

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Of course. Why?

For my records.

 

[A.V.]

The spot-on assessments in this thread that line up with mine.


Jettison that hoe


Not just that, but let her know WHY she's being jettisoned. Chicks like that hate a blow to the ego. Might even be quicker to throw you the puss afterwards trying to prove you wrong. If you already know you ain't gonna wife but you'd smash, then anything else would be uncivilized.

 

[Turbulent]

One thing I've learned about these DC 30+ yr old chick, they're thirstiest, but play nonchalant until you smash. They say what they think sounds good to you and what Magazines and Steve Harvey tell them.

i read her first reply and that's basically what it looks like. sounds to me like she's perfect and flawless and dudes are just so boring and superficial...

 

[Stuntone]

For my records.

I'm not into the internet simping hun. Find another sucka

I've posted pics and videos on here. All you need to know that i'm 6'2 dark skin, nice white teeth, 220lb with dreads .And my money's right It's easy out here.

 

[LucaBrasi]

She hides her bossiness and high expectations behind maturity and professionalism. She plays that game with people in her tax bracket and shows her more loose side to men shes attracted to that are less educated but physically appealing. She wont give up information that makes her look less than perfect and if she does she will be defensive about how she looks. More than likely shes a demon.

Damn nikka your a super accurate judge of character tho

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I'm not into the internet simping hun. Find another sucka

I've posted pics and videos on here. All you need to know that i'm 6'2 dark skin, nice white teeth, 220lb with dreads .And my money's right It's easy out here.

I'm not interested in you, lol, but I have single friends in DC who should not date you.

 

[Turbulent]

She hides her bossiness and high expectations behind maturity and professionalism. She plays that game with people in her tax bracket and shows her more loose side to men shes attracted to that are less educated but physically appealing. She wont give up information that makes her look less than perfect and if she does she will be defensive about how she looks. More than likely shes a demon.

imagine if this dude had chosen the demonic side...

 

[Brandon M.]

my nikka @Stuntone ...u playing this shyt wrong.

 

[Taadow]

- she sounds like she's been VIP status until she got tired of it.
as some of y'all mentioned, that's strange to put that out there unsolicited...

- male friends (plural) are frat niccas. Ehhh...

- she dropped 10 dress sizes recently. Ehhh...

- she's a "foodie", so the chance is strong she could get them 10 sizes back. Ehhh...


I think i'd pass...