Coli Dating Experts: Decipher this email from this new chick I'm talking to. Bushes?

[Mr. Somebody]

I didnt think you had it in you...That was perfect....

Were you a pimp in your previous demonic life?

Ive been a lot of bad things but those days are behind me like the past, friend.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Email

 

[Mike Ock]

I say actually go out with her and take it from there. Thru emails and texts, you just don't really know her tone in what she's saying. Is she saying this shyt ina joking manner to see your reaction, or is she saying this shyt to let you know she got high standards for no reason. Face to face you can hear and see how she moves. Then it's up to you to make the judgement call to pursue her after. Obviously you wanna meet her anyway. We can all say throw her in the bushes, but you still gonna want her to wet ya dik regardless . But just in general, in a girl's mind- it's always the guy's fault even if he's the one who dumps her. I wouldn't expect a chik to be honest about that off the bat.

 

[JLova]

Honestly, she's not cute enough to be worth any trouble. Unless you're getting the "this could be my wife" vibe, I'd advise hit and quit.

She may be a quality broad.

Social media has really created a lot of zombies with no social skills. Go out with the broad and see where it goes. Nikkaz don't want to do any work.

 

[Illuminatos]

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