Clap For The Puppet Show - 2018 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

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Dudes writing novels about "we were good aloooooooong time ago though :mjcry:"


Talk about participation points when your team is literally tweeting "there's almost 20 ppl in the playoffs who were cowboys once. Pretty impressive huh :smugbiden:"


:laff:




That tweet will never not be funny and sums up your whole franchise's mindset
 

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If thats the case yall were never good then :skip:


Eagles Fan - "You're team is living off the glory of the good ole days. Cowboys are some has beens with no rings in decades :lolbron::mjlol::troll::russ:"

Cowboys Fan - " :dwillhuh::gucci:So if we're has beens, that means your team never was.:hubie:"

Eagles Fan -":dahell:Wait a minute now....wayment...:whoa: Wait a MINUTE :damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::mjcry:

lol it's all jokes
 

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the last few pages eagle fan has been talking about cowboys fans living in the glory days...in a Cowboys thread..the irony of talking about winning championships eludes them
Who's talking about living in the glory days? Thats them.

Im concentrated on laughing at them right now
 

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@Box Factory Do you realize you have over 130 post in another teams thread?
Are you sure you're an Eagles fan :patrice: Let me know where to mail your Cowboys jersey to.
It was a hilarious bad season for you guys and i made the most of laughing at you guys every chance i got

From the unanimous superbowl predictions and guarantees from everyone here

To Dak being exposed exactly how i said he would be, with the exact weaknesses i pointed out becoming evident to everyone (this one was particularly sweet)

To Jerruh going full super villian and becoming the face of anti protesting, old white guy ignorance

To The Philadelphia Eagles absolutely humiliating the couchboys at home after all the shyt the posters here had been talking

To me continually sonning all the trolls in here

To me getting probably your most delusional poster banned when he was dumb enough to bet on the couchboys vs The Philadelphia Eagles

Right upto all the "we're gonna win out and take the division" idiots in here

The morons in here talking shyt for the last month guaranteeing we would lose to the Falcons


What a year :whew:
 

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Also another :salute: to the man that should've been the Boys head coach.

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Don't get me started with this man:francis:

If Zimmer was our coach we probably have a title already...

Minny was the WORST DEFENSE in the league before he got there...

Been a top defense since he got there...

Got a cousine who is a habitually recovering coke head...would have given Zimmer his eye and been like "he aint really doing anything with it"
 

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Don't get me started with this man:francis:

If Zimmer was our coach we probably have a title already...

Minny was the WORST DEFENSE in the league before he got there...

Been a top defense since he got there...

Got a cousine who is a habitually recovering coke head...would have given Zimmer his eye and been like "he aint really doing anything with it"

:dead:
 
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