Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[Nymbus]

I don't really have stories like yall but I was told repeatededly i used to be one of those kids

One of my coworkers, a white cat, was in the grocery store with his son one day, and while they were in the checkout line, his son spots a black lady holding her infant.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head

Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"

Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.

dude prolly conveniently left out that his son is in hs

 

[BIXBY]

My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like" KNEW WHAT?" she then hit me with the "YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!








Got in the gym the following day

That mufukkin disrespect

 

[New Username]

I've got one of those pop vinyl green ranger tees

This one

My nephew (6) totally innocently goes

Unk When you die. Can I have that tee?



I'm was like there's easier ways of going about getting this shirt or one like it I assure you.

Where u did get that

 

[CobaltBlue]

Lol fukkin kids!...

I love em

 

[Ziggiy]

is it just me? My daughter is all personality, but some of her jokes hit too hard for a 4 yr old. One day, we were talking about color/complexion, and my wife asked what color her and my son were. She said brown for them. I'm the lightest one in the house, so when it was my turn, she said

Her: 'Daddy is orange juice! '

Me:

My wife:


shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray

Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell '

Me: I don't know

Her: 'It's you! Go take a shower! '

Me:

My wife:

Smh

Orange Juice

 

[puppetmaster]

Where u did get that

Target

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

My 3 year old son just hit a friend of mine with the ether yesterday. My boy wit the pot belly came by to chill and my son slapped him on the stomach and was like "is that a baby inside?". Dude was like

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

I remember this kid said I looked like I survived 8 strokes

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Get disrespected by infants brehs

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Lol fukkin kids!...

I love em

 

[gldnone913]

Orange Juice

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

One of my coworkers, a white cat, was in the grocery store with his son one day, and while they were in the checkout line, his son spots a black lady holding her infant.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head

Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"

Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.

 

[J.E.T.S]

One time my cousins little girl asked this lady at the store "why are your teeth yellow?"..

 

[gldnone913]

SMMFH she got me again.

Wife calls me on my work phone:

Wife: I need to speak to a black person

Daughter: Not daddy! He has peach skin!

Me:

I demand respect

 

[General Mills]

This thread has me



I got hit with so much ether also. Kids are coldblooded