Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

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I don't really have stories like yall but I was told repeatededly i used to be one of those kids:scheme:

One of my coworkers, a white cat, was in the grocery store with his son one day, and while they were in the checkout line, his son spots a black lady holding her infant.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head :flabbynsick:

Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"

Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like :merchant::bryan: leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.
dude prolly conveniently left out that his son is in hs:mjpls:
 
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I've got one of those pop vinyl green ranger tees

This one

funko-pop-pint-pack-green-power-ranger-dragonzord-t-shirt-pint-size-large-tees_162540459596.jpg


My nephew (6) totally innocently goes

Unk When you die. Can I have that tee?



I'm was like :picard: there's easier ways of going about getting this shirt or one like it I assure you.

Where u did get that
 
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:mjcry: is it just me? My daughter is all personality, but some of her jokes hit too hard for a 4 yr old. One day, we were talking about color/complexion, and my wife asked what color her and my son were. She said brown for them. I'm the lightest one in the house, so when it was my turn, she said

Her: 'Daddy is orange juice! :russ:'

Me: :wtb:

My wife: :myman:


shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray

Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell :dwillhuh:'

Me: I don't know

Her: 'It's you! :umad: Go take a shower! :ufdup: :russ:'

Me: :stopitslime:

My wife: :pachaha:

Smh


Orange Juice:laff::laff:
 

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One of my coworkers, a white cat, was in the grocery store with his son one day, and while they were in the checkout line, his son spots a black lady holding her infant.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head :flabbynsick:

Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"

Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like :merchant::bryan: leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.

:skip::bryan::bryan:
 
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