Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[Afrodroid]

Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell '

Me: I don't know

Her: 'It's you! Go take a shower! '

 

[feelosofer]

Kids don't mean to be mean they're just honest as shyt.

 

[The Burger King]

One time my niece asked me, "that's a nice necklace, did you get it from your sister's jewelry box?"

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Don't EVER get into a cracking session with a little kid.

You'll either lose.....BADLY......or you'll get mad and want to beat the shyt out of them and STILL lose badly.​

 

[Nick Barnes]

Thread is jokes hahah.

 

[gldnone913]

SMH she got me again. I was talking to my wife the other day and my daughter said 'Don't talk to that white man '. shyt ain't right, breh. I'm not that light

 

[New Username]

My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like" KNEW WHAT?" she then hit me with the "YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!








Got in the gym the following day

That's foul

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

:letmesee:

 

[New Username]

Had my niece in the car. Random guy at the gas station was trying to talk to me.

I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not. You just like her fat butt!"

Me:

Dude:


Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:

Is that true ?

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

i dapped + repped your daughter

 

[puppetmaster]

My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like" KNEW WHAT?" she then hit me with the "YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!








Got in the gym the following day

You're a good man for not going

 

[Tflasha]

You're a good man for not going

it takes every ounce of my being not wanting to commit that

 

[75 Others]

7 year old hit me with one the other day.

I was joking with the wife about slamming her and choking her out, 7 yr old chimes in "whatever you do to momma I'm gonna to to you when I get bigger daddy "


Dude almost 4'6" at 7 yrs old, dude gonna be a giant

 

[puppetmaster]

I've got one of those pop vinyl green ranger tees

This one

My nephew (6) totally innocently goes

When you die. Can I have that tee?



I'm was like there's easier ways of going about getting this shirt or one like it I assure you.

 

[FocusedDaily]

My 9 year old daughter stay with the heat for her brothers and anyone else that might catch a stray.
It was cute and innocent when she was younger, now she know's she's collecting scalps, like full on esoteric multilayered shots.

We've had full on roast sessions, or rap battles in my house. And I've def caught strays and they hurt.