Chrishaune
Veteran
It burns slow
Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread
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It burns slow
Champagne Kudo
Shyness Boy
My half sister called me a bytch ass nikka. She got a bad mouth because she be around the adults cussing n shyt 
I don't like that lil girl no way though
I don't like that lil girl no way though
AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
kids are ruthless 
Amerikan Melanin
Veteran
My daughter saw me going in the kitchen cabinet and screamed "no daddy you gonna eat all the snacks, stop eating so many snacks! Your belly is gonna get so much bigger, leave the snacks for me and my brudder, pleeaaassssse stop eating so much snacks ok ok daddy??!!"
I was so mad and laughing at the same time like where the fukk did all that come from?
I was so mad and laughing at the same time like where the fukk did all that come from?
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
breh my 7 yr old stays with the ether. Im red/green color blind, and when the wife asks something color-related, boy always says "why you asking daddy he color blind"
shyt!
shyt!
It's like he got ether on a platter ready to serve it to me.
I get my revenge though when we play MarioKart or Super Smash Bros. though
madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
we had a mini-family reunion a few years ago. a bunch of my aunts, uncles and baby cousins were in the kitchen making breakfast. one of my uncles saunters in, i guess he had just rolled out of bed and hadn't even bothered to brush his teeth yet...he went to go pick up his daughter to give her a good morning hug/kiss and as he was holding her he let out a loud yawn
she crinkled up her face and clenched her nose with her fingers and said "your breath stinks, daddy
" i damn near spit out my orange juice seeing the reaction on his face
she crinkled up her face and clenched her nose with her fingers and said "your breath stinks, daddy" i damn near spit out my orange juice seeing the reaction on his face
One of my coworkers, a white cat, was in the grocery store with his son one day, and while they were in the checkout line, his son spots a black lady holding her infant.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head
Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"
Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like
leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head
Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"
Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like
leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.
ShadowBroker
Born of the Night
Had my niece in the car. Random guy at the gas station was trying to talk to me.
I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not.
You just like her fat butt!"
Me:
Dude:
Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:
I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not.
You just like her fat butt!"Me:
Dude:
Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:
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AquaCityBoy
Veteran
When my cousin's five-year-old daughter looked at me like, "
. You're ugly. "
. You're ugly. "
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
I'm sitting on the couch, and my son comes up behind me and says
Him:
Why can I see the skin on the top of your head? Is my hair gonna do that? 
Me:
hopefully not, son. Hopefully not
Been rocking the super low, almost baldy ever since
Him:
Why can I see the skin on the top of your head? Is my hair gonna do that? Me:
hopefully not, son. Hopefully notBeen rocking the super low, almost baldy ever since
Meksico
You can be kings, I'm trying to be an emperor
Had my niece in the car. Random guy at the gas station was trying to talk to me.
I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not.
Me:
Dude:
Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:
I swear children are hella perceptive
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
Had my niece in the car. Random guy at the gas station was trying to talk to me.
I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not.
Me:
Dude:
Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:
jesus christ
pettyI remember I surprised my 10 year old cousin with some $100 Guitar Hero set so he could have fun during his visit. I forgot what he did, but I had to take it away from him for a bit as punishment. As I was packing it up, he screamed with tears in his eyes, "THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GRILFRIEND!......... OR FRIENDS!!
That shyt had me likeon the inside.
I guess it was knowing that my lil homie was growing up and could see that I wasn't the cool older cousin anymore..... plus it was true
I had to goget my $100 back after that shyt.