Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[Torenko]

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

My niece(9 yrs old) got me a few months ago.

I was taking her and my son to the movies, but we stopped by the Golden Corral to catch a bite to eat beforehand.

Midway through the grub, my niece looks over at me and goes

"Why do you only drink water?"


"Because soda & juice is bad for you.That's why uncle look how he look!See how my skin glows!Looking all smooth?"


And she got real proper on me


"Well actually I do see quite a few small bumps & blemishes on your face"

I got ethered, but The Coli has a way of preserving memories.I forgot all about this post & it got me sitting here reminiscing.They grow up too quick.My niece about to be 15.A whole social justice warrior now.Schooling me about which proper pronouns to use & things of that sort

 

[Phantum]

What kills is when they roast you they demand a response to make sure you heard it. . My son will keep repeating himself until you acknowledge it.

 

[bnew]

(shaky voice) i hear you.

 

[Raizan]

I remember this kid said I looked like I survived 8 strokes

Damn...